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Coucho Marx
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A clown running across a minefield.

Melbourne. Music. TV. Footy.

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Happy Festivus to those who celebrate. Let’s wrestle!
an older man in a red cardigan says i got a lot of problems
ALT: an older man in a red cardigan says i got a lot of problems
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December 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
10/10 Tyson Otto
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I go on imagination holidays- that’s when you turn all the lights out and travel around foreign countries on google earth street view.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Drop some WINGS 🪽 🦋 🖤 🦇 🛩️
December 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Look after each other.
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Kid has his 18th here tomorrow night. He’s organising it all. A modest number of invitees from various nerd school cliques. I don’t know why I’m nervous ….

Oh… that’s right.
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Jersey is losing his shit over Miss piggy 🤣🤣🤣
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Well done to all the kids who got their vce results today. Good job. 👍
December 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Top 3 favourite seasons

1. Footy
2. Autumn
3. Stone fruit
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Oh how I adore Ellie Blackburn 😍❤️💟💙

#AFLW
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Christmas shopping at BigW is raunchier than I remembered
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Look at the new babies!! they’re so cute and little.
Category is: first day at school ☺️
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Kid just left for schoolies.
Just like his first day of prep, he waved me goodbye and didn’t look back.

😭
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Kid completed last vce exam today.
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Happy birthday Satan.
October 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Quote-skeet with your favourite reaction GIF of all time
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Shout out to E.T. for taping a few everyday devices together and using that shit to call a Space Uber and get his ass back home and whatnot.
October 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Fmd Footscray (pictured in vibrant colour) is having a few feelings this morning. Sitting in Barkley St watching the hood’s biggest menaces screwing with traffic.

Also- French Baguette (not pictured) has had a facelift.
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Ch7 interviewed my kid and his chums for vce related content. If you see an adorable Footscray kid talking about exams, that’s my lovely boy.

Note- Although I can’t give you permission to shower me with parenting praise, because I’m just too humble, I will accept cash.
October 28, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Singing Kumbayas for all the Victorian kids doing their English exam this morning.

Good luck ya clever little people. xo
October 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
17 heading off for his yr12 formal. Parties afterwards. He’s wearing a handsome suit.
No, YOU’RE crying, sook! Grow up!
October 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM