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🌴Jeff🌴

@counseloroh.bsky.social

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NYT Best Selling Author, Social Media Influencer, Olympic Athlete, Entrepreneur, Self-made Billionaire, Male Model, Inventor of the Internet, Rhodes Scholar, Poet. I am none of those. Here because I am pissed! #RESIST #BlueCrew #FBR ** NO HOOKER-BOTS **

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Dec 2

My neighbor's daughter wanted to go as Marjorie Taylor Greene for #Halloween, but our City Ordinances prohibit putting any trash outside more than 8-hours before pickup. #resist #democracy

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I barely understood one word of what you said, but I was totally convinced you were right.

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Mar 13

A reminder of the beauty of America amidst the ugliness of #MAGA.

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Mar 13

"Moving" on Disney+ (and I think Hulu) was entertaining, funny, a little graphic and truly moving...

I loved it!!!

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Mar 6

FACTS:

1 - There's a supermassive black hole at the heart of every galaxy.

2 - There's a supermassive asshole at the heart of the #MAGA movement

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Mar 6

The bumblebee bat is the world’s tiniest mammal.

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Feb 23

There are rumors circulating that Hooters will soon file for bankruptcy. I'll stay abreast of the situation and get back with updates as soon as I cans. 🧿🧿

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Feb 14

The beautiful

. G U L F O F M E X I C O

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Feb 4

On her official resume, Lauren Boebert identifies herself as a professional hand model, claiming to have successfully completed over 3,500 hand jobs before being elected to Congress.

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Jan 28

Karoline Leavitt is Suckabee-Slanders-level pathological and Kay-lie MAGA-Ninny-level creepy.

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Jan 25

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The Pete Hegseth commem SecDef confirmation coin. Cast in the lowest grade steel avail, the coin depicts the women he violently sexually assaulted being ignored by GOP Sens on one side & a naked Hegseth drunk & passed out in a pool of his own vomit on the other.

Coin not depicted

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Jan 21

Maned Wolf

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Jan 20

As the sun sets on Texas . . .

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Jan 20

There is so much wonder in the world if you look.

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Jan 19

Denali

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Jan 19

Croatia

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Jan 18

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Jan 17

As an immigrant, what has Melania Trump contributed to our society (besides STDs and plagiarism)? #deportMelania

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Jan 15

Who wore it better?

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Jan 12

JUST ANNOUNCED

Step Out* in style with the new Trump MAGA ankle monitor**

(available January 20, 2025 while supplies last)

* Contact your parole officer if stepping out more than 1,000 feet
** One size fits all crimes

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Jan 8

JUST ANNOUNCED:

Kimberly Guilfoyle will be required to accompany president-elect Trump on all international flights because, in a pinch, she can be used as a flotation device. #MAGAtTRASH

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Jan 6

Whoever invented this should be charged with a hate crime!

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Dec 31

We need journalists who are not fame-seeking pampered narcissistic millionaire cowards....

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Dec 31

I should have known it slithered onto the site when all the eggplant emojis went limp...

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Dec 30

Government surveyors frantically working to verify that all schools, playgrounds, daycare centers and children's hospitals are at least 1000 feet from Congressional Chambers to assure no incoming elected Republican Rep or Senator will violate the terms of his/her parole.

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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · Dec 26

The shallowest lakes in North America. . .

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