Craig Fraser
@cpfraser.bsky.social
Cheery Canadian 🇨🇦. Co-owner of Dark Ascension LARP. The hero of Kvatch!
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Craig Fraser
@cpfraser.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Dark Ascension Larp
www.darkascensionlarp.com
If anyone wants to get out some bad ju-ju in the Edmonton area, I encourage you to come hit friends with foam swords (safely, of course):
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Oh dear…
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Oh dear…
Danielle “Greedy Guts” Smith
Danielle Smith calls on Mark Carney to give Alberta more say in selection of judges — The Globe and Mail
The Premier says she will withhold some judicial funding if Ottawa doesn’t agree to her demands
apple.news
February 4, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Danielle “Greedy Guts” Smith
I’m thinking about giving this a whirl.
February 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I’m thinking about giving this a whirl.
Is Trump’s best shot really ‘China won’t let Canada play hockey anymore’?
January 30, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Is Trump’s best shot really ‘China won’t let Canada play hockey anymore’?
I’ve been through the ringer a few times and for my money, the worst kind of domineering, micro-managing, shitty boss is the kind who wants to “hang out” and “be pals.”
Bari Weiss, in today's all-hands meeting:
"I've had tons of one on one conversations, but I want to meet in small groups of every department and every show at this company, for coffees, lunch meetings, and I don't know, perhaps even for a whiskey on Friday, if that's your bag."
"I've had tons of one on one conversations, but I want to meet in small groups of every department and every show at this company, for coffees, lunch meetings, and I don't know, perhaps even for a whiskey on Friday, if that's your bag."
January 27, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I’ve been through the ringer a few times and for my money, the worst kind of domineering, micro-managing, shitty boss is the kind who wants to “hang out” and “be pals.”
The 3am Trump rant after this farcical referendum falls on its face.
“THE GREAT STATE OF ALBERTA is being held captive by nasty GOVERNOR CARNEY! We MUST HAVE ALBERTA!! I am placing a 1,000,000% tariff on all of Canada. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
- President Bitch Tits Magee”
“THE GREAT STATE OF ALBERTA is being held captive by nasty GOVERNOR CARNEY! We MUST HAVE ALBERTA!! I am placing a 1,000,000% tariff on all of Canada. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
- President Bitch Tits Magee”
Therein lay the contradiction:i t isn't about sovereignty. It is about joining the United States, which, at this moment is bonkers.
"Of the most committed separatists in Alberta, 70 per cent would consider joining the United States instead of becoming an independent nation."
"Of the most committed separatists in Alberta, 70 per cent would consider joining the United States instead of becoming an independent nation."
3 in 10 Albertans would vote for independence — but only half committed to separating: poll | Globalnews.ca
Ipsos said for about half of separatist supporters, independence is more a political message to Ottawa than a plan they are prepared to suffer costs and sacrifices to achieve.
globalnews.ca
January 26, 2026 at 4:39 PM
The 3am Trump rant after this farcical referendum falls on its face.
“THE GREAT STATE OF ALBERTA is being held captive by nasty GOVERNOR CARNEY! We MUST HAVE ALBERTA!! I am placing a 1,000,000% tariff on all of Canada. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
- President Bitch Tits Magee”
“THE GREAT STATE OF ALBERTA is being held captive by nasty GOVERNOR CARNEY! We MUST HAVE ALBERTA!! I am placing a 1,000,000% tariff on all of Canada. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
- President Bitch Tits Magee”
Donald Trump basically made his own treehouse and called it the Board of Peace and kicked Mark Carney out and said, “ONLY THE COOL KIDS ARE ALLOWED IN HERE, MARK!!” And then he took 10 minutes to climb up the rope ladder, almost falling off twice, and then pulled it up while being out of breath.
January 23, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Donald Trump basically made his own treehouse and called it the Board of Peace and kicked Mark Carney out and said, “ONLY THE COOL KIDS ARE ALLOWED IN HERE, MARK!!” And then he took 10 minutes to climb up the rope ladder, almost falling off twice, and then pulled it up while being out of breath.
Germany’s sitting there like…
January 21, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Germany’s sitting there like…
If Trump died on Air Force One tonight, they may have tried to hide it and pull a Weekend at Bernie’s coupled with the God Emperor lore from Warhammer 40K. “He’s alive on the throne, forever powering the Imperium...”
So maybe not the best thing.
So maybe not the best thing.
January 21, 2026 at 6:43 AM
If Trump died on Air Force One tonight, they may have tried to hide it and pull a Weekend at Bernie’s coupled with the God Emperor lore from Warhammer 40K. “He’s alive on the throne, forever powering the Imperium...”
So maybe not the best thing.
So maybe not the best thing.
Wearing mirrored sunglasses indoors is a choice.
🔥 MACRON (throwing shade at Trump): "We do prefer respect to bullies…. And we prefer rule of law to brutality. Having a place like Europe which is predictable, loyal, and where you know the rule of the game is the rule of law, it's a good place.”
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Wearing mirrored sunglasses indoors is a choice.
The new iOS update is pissing me off. It usually does every time though.
January 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The new iOS update is pissing me off. It usually does every time though.
This is equally hilarious and horrifying.
WATCH: “How many people with domestic violence convictions are running around, with guns, in our cities, terrorizing people?”
Journalist @laurajedeed.bsky.social was hired as an ICE officer after a 6 minute interview, despite not having completed a background check.
Journalist @laurajedeed.bsky.social was hired as an ICE officer after a 6 minute interview, despite not having completed a background check.
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
This is equally hilarious and horrifying.
The ridiculous and animated way he says “HUH!?” is so enraging I actually punched the air hoping I’d hit his face.
NEWSMAX host Carl Higbie: “This 6 month old who unfortunately got tear gassed by ICE… That sucks 🤷🏼 , but why was a 6 month old near tear gas in the first place?”
The live there Carl, you soulless puppet
The live there Carl, you soulless puppet
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
The ridiculous and animated way he says “HUH!?” is so enraging I actually punched the air hoping I’d hit his face.
Still too cramped for my money. Airlines suck ass.
WestJet will reverse cramped seat configuration after widespread backlash — Global News
The airline said select flights that were recently reconfigured with the new seating arrangement will be changed again to remove the extra row of seats.
apple.news
January 16, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Still too cramped for my money. Airlines suck ass.
I saw a guy driving a Lamborghini in Leduc today. Sure, it’s 6°C and the roads have cleared up, but the slush and muck. What’re you doing, bud?
January 13, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I saw a guy driving a Lamborghini in Leduc today. Sure, it’s 6°C and the roads have cleared up, but the slush and muck. What’re you doing, bud?
Joe: “Oh? Should I have seen this coming?” Yes, Joe. You should have.
“.. Are we really gonna be the Gestapo, 'Where's your papers?' Is that what we've come to?"
January 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Joe: “Oh? Should I have seen this coming?” Yes, Joe. You should have.
One time, on a date, I (carefully) pulled my date back from the curb as a car coming to a stop came a little close. It was winter and I slipped on the ice. The car came to a stop, I fell onto the hood and rolled off the front. I was closer to being run over by a car than that idiot ICE agent in MN.
January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
One time, on a date, I (carefully) pulled my date back from the curb as a car coming to a stop came a little close. It was winter and I slipped on the ice. The car came to a stop, I fell onto the hood and rolled off the front. I was closer to being run over by a car than that idiot ICE agent in MN.
The CPC is planning to continue sucking in 2026.
Conservative grassroots to debate DEI, conversion therapy, abortion and immigration at convention — National Post
Late Thursday, the Conservative party published a list of policy proposals submitted by party members across riding associations
apple.news
January 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The CPC is planning to continue sucking in 2026.
Goodnight everyone, except for that ICE Agent who shot an innocent woman today in Minneapolis. I hope you never have restful sleep again, you piece of shit.
January 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Goodnight everyone, except for that ICE Agent who shot an innocent woman today in Minneapolis. I hope you never have restful sleep again, you piece of shit.
Every one of these jerk-offs grew up playing Call of Duty like it was real.
January 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Every one of these jerk-offs grew up playing Call of Duty like it was real.
They’re the American SS.
JUST IN: According to multiple witnesses, ICE fired into a vehicle in Minneapolis, striking a woman in the face as she tried to leave the area. This is a serious escalation with deadly consequences.
January 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
They’re the American SS.
At least he’s being honest about starting a war to get their oil? I don’t even know what’s real anymore.
Reporter: Are you going to demand that Delcy Rodriguez allow opposition figures to return or free any political prisoners?
Trump: We haven't gotten to that. Right now, we want to do is fix up the oil
Trump: We haven't gotten to that. Right now, we want to do is fix up the oil
January 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
At least he’s being honest about starting a war to get their oil? I don’t even know what’s real anymore.
Let him defy his way into the grave. Let nature take its course.
1/ WSJ reports that Trump is always dozing off, struggles to hear, refuses to wear compression socks, get adequate sleep, or follow medical advice, relying intead on his “good genetics” to keep him alive. www.wsj.com/us-news/as-s...
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
www.wsj.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Let him defy his way into the grave. Let nature take its course.
Hugh Grant getting sexually involved with someone who works for him… but he’s charming.
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Hugh Grant getting sexually involved with someone who works for him… but he’s charming.