Curtis
@cpt95.bsky.social
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Writer with perpetual writer’s block 📚
Writer with perpetual writer’s block 📚
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Curtis
@cpt95.bsky.social
· Mar 12
I feel like my body dysmorphia has taken a back seat because am I seeing PROGRESS?
I have audibly sighed about 6 times this morning. Today ain’t the one like
January 29, 2026 at 9:37 AM
I have audibly sighed about 6 times this morning. Today ain’t the one like
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Think about it like this. This ICE agent was on camera and unmasked — fulfilling one of three "demands" Democratic leader Chuck Schumer just issued in order to agree to save Republicans and give DHS even more money.
And he was still threatening to kill someone.
And he was still threatening to kill someone.
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 28, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Think about it like this. This ICE agent was on camera and unmasked — fulfilling one of three "demands" Democratic leader Chuck Schumer just issued in order to agree to save Republicans and give DHS even more money.
And he was still threatening to kill someone.
And he was still threatening to kill someone.
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God tier replacement for Leith finally confirmed.
Nigella Lawson to replace Prue Leith on The Great British Bake Off www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Nigella Lawson to replace Prue Leith on The Great British Bake Off www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Nigella Lawson to replace Prue Leith on The Great British Bake Off
The TV chef says she's
www.bbc.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 1:23 PM
God tier replacement for Leith finally confirmed.
Nigella Lawson to replace Prue Leith on The Great British Bake Off www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Nigella Lawson to replace Prue Leith on The Great British Bake Off www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The Boyfriend just walked in on me singing The Major-General’s Song from The Pirates of Penzance.
He’s finally figured out what kind of man I am.
An utter loser.
He’s finally figured out what kind of man I am.
An utter loser.
January 24, 2026 at 7:28 PM
The Boyfriend just walked in on me singing The Major-General’s Song from The Pirates of Penzance.
He’s finally figured out what kind of man I am.
An utter loser.
He’s finally figured out what kind of man I am.
An utter loser.
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stephen and rachel did this for every gay man and their work mum who looks after them and tells them they’re great
January 23, 2026 at 9:45 PM
stephen and rachel did this for every gay man and their work mum who looks after them and tells them they’re great
Well, they were a great team of Traitors and that cannot be denied #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Well, they were a great team of Traitors and that cannot be denied #TheTraitors
Rachel: “Jade clenches her left cheek when she talks. She’s a traitor.”
Faraaz: “Oh I see that. I see that!”
Me: *Howls with laughter*
#TheTraitors
Faraaz: “Oh I see that. I see that!”
Me: *Howls with laughter*
#TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Rachel: “Jade clenches her left cheek when she talks. She’s a traitor.”
Faraaz: “Oh I see that. I see that!”
Me: *Howls with laughter*
#TheTraitors
Faraaz: “Oh I see that. I see that!”
Me: *Howls with laughter*
#TheTraitors
I’ll say this for Roxy - she was utterly and consistently delusional from start to finish #TheTraitors
January 22, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I’ll say this for Roxy - she was utterly and consistently delusional from start to finish #TheTraitors
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Sam Raimi brought back his Doc Ock rubber band joke from 'Spider-Man 2' at Rachel McAdams’ Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony
January 21, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Sam Raimi brought back his Doc Ock rubber band joke from 'Spider-Man 2' at Rachel McAdams’ Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony
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Lib Dem source: “Just 45 more Tory defections until Ed becomes Leader of the Opposition.”
January 18, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Lib Dem source: “Just 45 more Tory defections until Ed becomes Leader of the Opposition.”
So Jessie gets banished, and then NOBODY votes for Stephen??
Harriet and Jessie were the best Faithfuls. Those left are the worst bunch of Faithfuls imaginable 😂
#thetraitors
Harriet and Jessie were the best Faithfuls. Those left are the worst bunch of Faithfuls imaginable 😂
#thetraitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:47 PM
So Jessie gets banished, and then NOBODY votes for Stephen??
Harriet and Jessie were the best Faithfuls. Those left are the worst bunch of Faithfuls imaginable 😂
#thetraitors
Harriet and Jessie were the best Faithfuls. Those left are the worst bunch of Faithfuls imaginable 😂
#thetraitors
This month has dragged.
What do you mean it’s only mid-January
What do you mean it’s only mid-January
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
This month has dragged.
What do you mean it’s only mid-January
What do you mean it’s only mid-January
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I can’t help but wonder just how much oil is under Greenland’s ice shelf to warrant such an interest from Trump
January 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I can’t help but wonder just how much oil is under Greenland’s ice shelf to warrant such an interest from Trump
Just had my back tooth out and now I’m feeling very sorry for myself with a mouth full of tissue paper.
Send love and support in whatever way you can x
Send love and support in whatever way you can x
January 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Just had my back tooth out and now I’m feeling very sorry for myself with a mouth full of tissue paper.
Send love and support in whatever way you can x
Send love and support in whatever way you can x
Morning all! Happy Monday!
Already at my desk. Already at work.
Already at my desk. Already at work.
a man is sitting at a desk in front of a computer with the words current status written on the screen .
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk in front of a computer with the words current status written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Morning all! Happy Monday!
Already at my desk. Already at work.
Already at my desk. Already at work.
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People who use Bluesky seeing Twitter users turn up every time the app is at threat of being killed off
January 11, 2026 at 10:37 AM
People who use Bluesky seeing Twitter users turn up every time the app is at threat of being killed off
More DIY. More sweat. More tired.
January 10, 2026 at 4:51 PM
More DIY. More sweat. More tired.
Have just completed the Lord of the Rings trilogy for the umpteenth time, and will never not be in awe of the most perfect trilogy ever made 😪
a man with a long beard and a hat holds a cane
ALT: a man with a long beard and a hat holds a cane
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January 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Have just completed the Lord of the Rings trilogy for the umpteenth time, and will never not be in awe of the most perfect trilogy ever made 😪
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“A customs union would eliminate the paperwork, tariffs and quotas that are choking our trade.”
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January 6, 2026 at 8:00 AM
“A customs union would eliminate the paperwork, tariffs and quotas that are choking our trade.”
@AlPinkerton.bsky.social
@AlPinkerton.bsky.social
First day back at work completed.
Sofa lounging commences.
Sofa lounging commences.
January 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
First day back at work completed.
Sofa lounging commences.
Sofa lounging commences.
Just did my first weigh-in of 2026 and Christmas seems to have had no effect on me. RESULT.
sandy cheeks from spongebob is flexing his muscles
ALT: sandy cheeks from spongebob is flexing his muscles
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January 4, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Just did my first weigh-in of 2026 and Christmas seems to have had no effect on me. RESULT.
This new iPhone update has slowed down the responsiveness on my keyboard and I’m now sending texts as if I’m suddenly illiterate
December 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
This new iPhone update has slowed down the responsiveness on my keyboard and I’m now sending texts as if I’m suddenly illiterate