Curtis
@cpt95.bsky.social
🇬🇧🏳️🌈🔶 30 • Manchester 🐝
Writer with perpetual writer’s block 📚
Writer with perpetual writer’s block 📚
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Curtis
@cpt95.bsky.social
· Mar 12
I feel like my body dysmorphia has taken a back seat because am I seeing PROGRESS?
What in the holy fuck happened to cinema etiquette? Teenagers just talked and giggled throughout the film.
One girl literally stood up half way through the final scene and started combing her ponytail. Like wtaf…
I feel like a boomer saying this but kids today are awful
One girl literally stood up half way through the final scene and started combing her ponytail. Like wtaf…
I feel like a boomer saying this but kids today are awful
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What in the holy fuck happened to cinema etiquette? Teenagers just talked and giggled throughout the film.
One girl literally stood up half way through the final scene and started combing her ponytail. Like wtaf…
I feel like a boomer saying this but kids today are awful
One girl literally stood up half way through the final scene and started combing her ponytail. Like wtaf…
I feel like a boomer saying this but kids today are awful
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
30!
30!
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
30!
30!
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
BOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucki...
theonion.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
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November 16, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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I need more interactions on Letterboxd
a woman wearing glasses and a suit is holding a watch and making a please gesture .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a suit is holding a watch and making a please gesture .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I need more interactions on Letterboxd
Left my glasses on the coffee table at home and now I’m sat at my work desk squinting at the screen
a bald man wearing a plaid shirt is making a face
ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt is making a face
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Left my glasses on the coffee table at home and now I’m sat at my work desk squinting at the screen
Omg why is the toilet so loud in my hotel room.
Actual footage below for reference x
Actual footage below for reference x
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Omg why is the toilet so loud in my hotel room.
Actual footage below for reference x
Actual footage below for reference x
In a hotel watching live TV for the first time in years. Can’t believe Stephen Mulhern is still on TV. God love him but I can’t abide that man
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
In a hotel watching live TV for the first time in years. Can’t believe Stephen Mulhern is still on TV. God love him but I can’t abide that man
The most correct decision ever made
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The most correct decision ever made
Ew what a horrible alarm to set to get a 07:00am train
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Ew what a horrible alarm to set to get a 07:00am train
I have been tossing and turning in bed constantly last few nights 😪😴
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I have been tossing and turning in bed constantly last few nights 😪😴
The Boyfriend has shaved his beard.
He said, “I fancied a change.”
I replied, “I don’t fancy this change.”
Chat am I being unreasonable or has he destroyed my happy little world?
He said, “I fancied a change.”
I replied, “I don’t fancy this change.”
Chat am I being unreasonable or has he destroyed my happy little world?
October 29, 2025 at 7:26 AM
The Boyfriend has shaved his beard.
He said, “I fancied a change.”
I replied, “I don’t fancy this change.”
Chat am I being unreasonable or has he destroyed my happy little world?
He said, “I fancied a change.”
I replied, “I don’t fancy this change.”
Chat am I being unreasonable or has he destroyed my happy little world?
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If you're in the UK, don't forget to put your clocks back by one hour tonight. And if you're observing The Living Daylights Saving Time: "Better make that two."
October 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If you're in the UK, don't forget to put your clocks back by one hour tonight. And if you're observing The Living Daylights Saving Time: "Better make that two."
Off to the Ivy in Manchester today where I intend to slip comfortably into a food coma x
October 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Off to the Ivy in Manchester today where I intend to slip comfortably into a food coma x
My back is so tense and in need of the most brutal chiropractor known to humanity
October 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
My back is so tense and in need of the most brutal chiropractor known to humanity
Ok I’ve put on weight and I’m depressed about it so naturally rather than be eager to go gym I just wanna gorge on chocolate
October 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Ok I’ve put on weight and I’m depressed about it so naturally rather than be eager to go gym I just wanna gorge on chocolate
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You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.
October 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.
Favourite 10 TV comedies in no particular order
Curb Your Enthusiasm
30 Rock
The Office (U.S.)
Alan Partridge
What We Do In The Shadows
The Royle Family
Frasier
Keeping Up Appearances
The Thick of It
Veep
Curb Your Enthusiasm
30 Rock
The Office (U.S.)
Alan Partridge
What We Do In The Shadows
The Royle Family
Frasier
Keeping Up Appearances
The Thick of It
Veep
Favourite 10 TV comedies in no particular order
Derry Girls
The Good Place
30 Rock
Mandy
Cunk on [anything]
Keeping Up Appearances
Schitt’s Creek
What we do in the Shadows
Friday Night Dinner
Arrested Development
Derry Girls
The Good Place
30 Rock
Mandy
Cunk on [anything]
Keeping Up Appearances
Schitt’s Creek
What we do in the Shadows
Friday Night Dinner
Arrested Development
Favourite 10 TV comedies in no particular order
Dinnerladies
Black Adder (S2&S3)
Fleabag
Fawlty Towers
Keeping Up Appearances
Golden Girls
Nighty Night
Royle Family
Schitt’s Creek
Allo Allo
Dinnerladies
Black Adder (S2&S3)
Fleabag
Fawlty Towers
Keeping Up Appearances
Golden Girls
Nighty Night
Royle Family
Schitt’s Creek
Allo Allo
September 21, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Favourite 10 TV comedies in no particular order
Curb Your Enthusiasm
30 Rock
The Office (U.S.)
Alan Partridge
What We Do In The Shadows
The Royle Family
Frasier
Keeping Up Appearances
The Thick of It
Veep
Curb Your Enthusiasm
30 Rock
The Office (U.S.)
Alan Partridge
What We Do In The Shadows
The Royle Family
Frasier
Keeping Up Appearances
The Thick of It
Veep
I didn’t get the alert so … I die during a real 5-minute warning then I guess?
September 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I didn’t get the alert so … I die during a real 5-minute warning then I guess?
The Boyfriend said the hottest thing to me this morning.
“We need to storm through this final season of The Sopranos because when we watch the new Downton Abbey film, I’ll want to rewatch that!”
My god. 🫦
“We need to storm through this final season of The Sopranos because when we watch the new Downton Abbey film, I’ll want to rewatch that!”
My god. 🫦
September 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The Boyfriend said the hottest thing to me this morning.
“We need to storm through this final season of The Sopranos because when we watch the new Downton Abbey film, I’ll want to rewatch that!”
My god. 🫦
“We need to storm through this final season of The Sopranos because when we watch the new Downton Abbey film, I’ll want to rewatch that!”
My god. 🫦
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On the same day in the Telegraph:
![The Telegraph
Rayner tax scandal - £40k tax dodge - Statement
Angela Rayner dodges £40,000 stamp duty
Deputy Prime Minister reduces tax bill for Hove flat by declaring it as her main residence
[Photo: Angela Rayner pictured at the weekend in Hove, where she has just bought a flat Credit: Dan Charity/The Sun on Sunday]
Robert Mendick Chief Reporter. Amy Gibbons Political Correspondent
29 August 2025 8:57am BST](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2kf2qj56o2vq7jfaq4x4ogp6/bafkreihe5mm7nwmwvzhtgadmsafyvsaxhrufuai2d2j2rju5zt6g2lytea@jpeg)
![The Telegraph
Money > Property > Second homes
How to avoid tax on your second home
From stamp duty to council tax, shield your wealth from Labour's tightening net
[Photo of houses around a bay - Areas such as Cornwall have added a premium to council tax bills for second homes Credit: iStockphoto]
Fran Ivens Senior Money Writer
29 August 2025 1:21pm BST](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2kf2qj56o2vq7jfaq4x4ogp6/bafkreieuwgc2vsmyfcctmf4cnpcqckij2pqdk2gmzajpnihrsqyqmzyr5e@jpeg)
September 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
On the same day in the Telegraph:
My throat is so dry, I can’t tell if I’m coming down with something or whether I just need about six gallons of water 😩
September 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
My throat is so dry, I can’t tell if I’m coming down with something or whether I just need about six gallons of water 😩
I am obsessed at the moment with World War I history and I’m just not apologetic about it
September 2, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I am obsessed at the moment with World War I history and I’m just not apologetic about it
Come home from my first day back at work to find The Boyfriend has bought a Switch2 and Mario Kart World.
He has excelled himself.
He has excelled himself.
August 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Come home from my first day back at work to find The Boyfriend has bought a Switch2 and Mario Kart World.
He has excelled himself.
He has excelled himself.