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Captain Pickles™️ o.O!
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Zesty, Salty & Delicious
Conspiracy Theory Connoisseur

Conspiracy-loving captain sailing the internet with a salty wit that could pickle any debate.

"A delightful blend of hilarity and hot takes, seasoned generously with spicy sarcasm."
Said no one ever
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Been at the bad place being naughty :D
September 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This it, that is the whole post. No need to read on.

This shit really does writes itself ... 🤦🎤🖕
March 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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"Only fools or kremlin tools" is a nice little rhyme that benefits from being the truth.
March 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
OMG🤦, yes let's make Twitter a sovereign space.
Bwahahahahahahahaha! 🤣
#UkrainianView
Elon would have to cede control over the half of Twitter in any case. We also insist on cutting Elon's balls as part of the settlement agreement, and he can never ever go to the court to protect his rights in the future. Take our word as a promise that we won't bother you again.
March 11, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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This aged well 🥴
#uaview
March 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM
March 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Friends - Why you keep your Twitter account?

Me -
March 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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@BernieSanders - as he has been for 40 years - is right - the best way to understand what’s happening - Trump and his plundering oligarchs
Musk Bezos Zuckerberg and others - the best frame for this madness is addiction - greed -
These people are stone cold junkies - totally out of control
March 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Yep
March 11, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.
March 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Bernie Sanders: "I think this is a prelude not only to cutting benefits, but to privatizing Social Security ... why do you lie so much about Social Security? Why do you make it look like it's a broken system? The reason is to get people to lose faith in the system so you can give it over to Wall St"
March 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Quick update on how things are going at the Xad place. They are sad 🙁

😆🤣🤪
March 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Wordle 1,361 4/6

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Rough just made it

Connections
Puzzle #639
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March 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I noticed something no one is talking about, but maybe we should when it come to tariffs.

I am no economist, but do we really expect prices on new trucks, car insurance, power bills, etc. once raised.

cont.
March 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Today, Americans sent a powerful message to the world—and to Krasnov. Volunteers in DC unfurled the largest Ukrainian flag in history, showing unwavering support for Ukraine & President Zelenskyy.
We stand for freedom.
We stand with Ukraine. 🇺🇦💙💛
#SlavaUkraini #NAFO

AmericanCoalitionforUkraine IG
March 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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X engineers clocking in this morning
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Fighting disinformation isn't just about correcting falsehoods; it's about safeguarding our collective reality.

But what drives individuals to take up this challenging mantle? 🧵

https://nafoforum.org
NAFO Forum fights against the destructive effects of Russian propaganda
Through the exchange of information and ideas, the forum can foster new strategies and approaches, as well as reaching new, more global audience.
nafoforum.org
March 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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ICE Arrests Palestinian Activist at Columbia—Despite Green Card
ICE Arrests Palestinian Activist at Columbia—Despite Green Card
newrepublic.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
JFC, sweet orange baby antichrist and the mango mob 😡!!!

www.youtube.com/shorts/-fYXK...
Congress voted for eugenics today.
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
www.youtube.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM