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@crabingtonapples.bsky.social

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Hi, I'm Crab! He/Him, I'm 24, from Michigan, and just here to chill and make friends. 🤗 😊 -18 and up only! Owner of - @bottomboy3.bsky.social and @intodudessocks.bsky.social Alt account - https://bsky.app/profile/crab-2.bsky.social

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Crab 🇺🇸 @crabingtonapples.bsky.social · Jul 29

Crabington_apples on discord, and Instagram. So if you have those and wanna stay in touch, look me up! My icon for both is a crab apple with claws. 😊

(With all the deleting going on, I'm playing other cards)

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Crab 🇺🇸 @crabingtonapples.bsky.social · 4h

Looking good! 😋

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 2d

I found a 19th century Cat Villain!

A huge chonk of a fluffy cat sitting on a table near an open fire. The cat is cream and grey and appears to be shaped like a barrel in a fur coat. They are scowling fiercely with their moustache and bewhiskered ears apparently flowing back into the cold wind. There's a definite vibe that this villainous cat twirls their moustache as they evict orphans into the aforementioned blizzard and think Scrooge was an easy-going lightweight. They are magnificent.

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HypnoGamer @hypnogamer.bsky.social · 9d

Sometimes I still think about the pride potato that appeared on my NYC block a couple summers ago. It dangled for days. Was it some kind of trap for the unwary pride reveler?

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Crab 🇺🇸 @crabingtonapples.bsky.social · 1d

Beautiful! 😘

Crab 🇺🇸 @crabingtonapples.bsky.social · 1d

Wow 😍

Crab 🇺🇸 @crabingtonapples.bsky.social · 1d

Praise penis!

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Crab 🇺🇸 @crabingtonapples.bsky.social · 1d

I volunteer! 😍

Crab 🇺🇸 @crabingtonapples.bsky.social · 1d

It deserves to be worshipped 🤤

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Crab 🇺🇸 @crabingtonapples.bsky.social · 1d

I'd love to be in his place! 🥵

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bearyhairy6793.bsky.social @bearyhairy6793.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck anyone who tells you that you're wrong and then googles it, just for you to be right all along. And the has the gall to tell you that you're still overreacting

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Big Bad Gooner Daddy @bigbadgoonerdaddy.bsky.social · 2d

Good gooners never give money to salvation army! They have been awful forever.

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 2d

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.