Craig
@craigasjj.bsky.social
Surrey, books, history, theatre, libraries, squirrels etc 🏴🏳️🌈. Seeing what life is like over here and what new people it will lead to.
These bluesky wrappeds are interesting. There are people who I thought I'd interacted with a fair bit, but I don't appear on their circles at all - though they do appear on mine. And I'm in others when I thought our interactions were minimal. It's a fascinating insight into how much we all interact.
December 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
These bluesky wrappeds are interesting. There are people who I thought I'd interacted with a fair bit, but I don't appear on their circles at all - though they do appear on mine. And I'm in others when I thought our interactions were minimal. It's a fascinating insight into how much we all interact.
Well, I was passing the door on the way back from the station. It seemed rude not to.
December 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Well, I was passing the door on the way back from the station. It seemed rude not to.
Not sure if I'm too early or too late.
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Not sure if I'm too early or too late.
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"Are we nearly there yet?
I’m hungry.
How much further?
I need the toilet.
Do you want to play I-spy?
Can I smell the frankincense again?
I’m really tired.
Shall I sing another song?
ARE WE NEARLY THERE YET?"
- 4th wise man, whose body was never found.
I’m hungry.
How much further?
I need the toilet.
Do you want to play I-spy?
Can I smell the frankincense again?
I’m really tired.
Shall I sing another song?
ARE WE NEARLY THERE YET?"
- 4th wise man, whose body was never found.
December 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"Are we nearly there yet?
I’m hungry.
How much further?
I need the toilet.
Do you want to play I-spy?
Can I smell the frankincense again?
I’m really tired.
Shall I sing another song?
ARE WE NEARLY THERE YET?"
- 4th wise man, whose body was never found.
I’m hungry.
How much further?
I need the toilet.
Do you want to play I-spy?
Can I smell the frankincense again?
I’m really tired.
Shall I sing another song?
ARE WE NEARLY THERE YET?"
- 4th wise man, whose body was never found.
Something tells me there have been 'incidents' in the past if there's the need for this.
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Something tells me there have been 'incidents' in the past if there's the need for this.
Out bowling. Probably haven't been for at least 10 years.
December 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Out bowling. Probably haven't been for at least 10 years.
Glad to wake up this morning as I was dreaming that someone was cutting one of my fingers off. Welcome to Monday!
December 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Glad to wake up this morning as I was dreaming that someone was cutting one of my fingers off. Welcome to Monday!
I've just written a letter. With pen and paper and everything. I'm so old skool when I have to be.
December 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I've just written a letter. With pen and paper and everything. I'm so old skool when I have to be.
Found this in a charity shop. Childhood memories incoming...
December 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Found this in a charity shop. Childhood memories incoming...
This is disturbing 😆
December 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is disturbing 😆
I wonder if I should get up? Seems far too much bother, to be honest.
December 14, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I wonder if I should get up? Seems far too much bother, to be honest.
Someone behind me on the train is eating crisps very loudly with their mouth open.
December 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Someone behind me on the train is eating crisps very loudly with their mouth open.
It's that Thames again. London is heaving tonight.
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It's that Thames again. London is heaving tonight.
Blah blah blah, something about the Thames.
December 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Blah blah blah, something about the Thames.
This afternoon's theatrical delight - the lovely Clive Owen.
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This afternoon's theatrical delight - the lovely Clive Owen.
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Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich do love
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye Ich do love
Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich do love
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye Ich do love
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich do love
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye Ich do love
Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich do love
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye Ich do love
Well happy 100th birthday to Dick van Dyke.
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Well happy 100th birthday to Dick van Dyke.
I'm giving Gladiator a whirl for the first time since seeing it in the cinema. Quite a jolly romp, but so unlike the home life of our own dear king.
a man wearing a monkey mask and a helmet with the number 68 on it stands in front of a crowd
ALT: a man wearing a monkey mask and a helmet with the number 68 on it stands in front of a crowd
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December 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm giving Gladiator a whirl for the first time since seeing it in the cinema. Quite a jolly romp, but so unlike the home life of our own dear king.
I don't think I've had any heating on since Monday. I know it's been mild, but this seems a bit weird in December.
December 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I don't think I've had any heating on since Monday. I know it's been mild, but this seems a bit weird in December.
For someone special? For me, that's who. I'm the someone special.
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
For someone special? For me, that's who. I'm the someone special.
Very successful visits to the dentist and optician. I was expecting to shell out £££, but got away with just the check up fee at the dentist as nothing else needed changing /doing which was an absolute result!
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Very successful visits to the dentist and optician. I was expecting to shell out £££, but got away with just the check up fee at the dentist as nothing else needed changing /doing which was an absolute result!
Ah, shame about Stanley Baxter ☹️
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Ah, shame about Stanley Baxter ☹️
Surprisingly, only a handful of these for me.
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Surprisingly, only a handful of these for me.
In an unexpected development, I have completely finished my Christmas shopping. Now just need to wrap everything, which takes just as long.
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
In an unexpected development, I have completely finished my Christmas shopping. Now just need to wrap everything, which takes just as long.
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Wizard makes a sandwich 🥪✨
December 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Wizard makes a sandwich 🥪✨