Ori
@cranberryzero.bsky.social
Just a lesbian author who’s discovering her new California home, yee-haw 🤠 🌵
As a broadly general apology, to everyone in my life… look… no one ever said being around me WASN’T going to be permanently life changing, soooooooooo
January 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
As a broadly general apology, to everyone in my life… look… no one ever said being around me WASN’T going to be permanently life changing, soooooooooo
Every hour, another slice of the world enters 2026 and I shout to the heavens “When Lord? When do I get the hell out of 2025? PLEASE!”
December 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Every hour, another slice of the world enters 2026 and I shout to the heavens “When Lord? When do I get the hell out of 2025? PLEASE!”
I sleep easier sometimes knowing that DJT will go down in history as a cautionary tale on so many levels.
December 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I sleep easier sometimes knowing that DJT will go down in history as a cautionary tale on so many levels.
As proof that there was always something not quite right about JK Rowling… Cho Chang. Every other character has amazing, layered, melodic, purposeful names. And then all of a sudden she was like “Idgaf… Cho Chang”. Didn’t even try.
December 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
As proof that there was always something not quite right about JK Rowling… Cho Chang. Every other character has amazing, layered, melodic, purposeful names. And then all of a sudden she was like “Idgaf… Cho Chang”. Didn’t even try.
People will say “racism doesn’t exist”, and then you go to literally any FB post about Kwanzaa and it’s a shitshow of the most racist, brainless comments imaginable. Bro, you don’t have to equate everything you don’t like with 19th c pseudoscientific bs.
December 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
People will say “racism doesn’t exist”, and then you go to literally any FB post about Kwanzaa and it’s a shitshow of the most racist, brainless comments imaginable. Bro, you don’t have to equate everything you don’t like with 19th c pseudoscientific bs.
With all the beautiful shit in the world, we still have racism, sexism and homophobia? Explain.
December 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
With all the beautiful shit in the world, we still have racism, sexism and homophobia? Explain.
Is Christmas every day what being a multibillionaire is like? Because it feels like this is what life should be, so it’s a shame that only a few people get to experience it. 💰🎄
December 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Is Christmas every day what being a multibillionaire is like? Because it feels like this is what life should be, so it’s a shame that only a few people get to experience it. 💰🎄
Fun fact: Queer, trans and POC also sometimes enjoy Christmas. Since some people think that’s not true, it has to be said.
December 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Fun fact: Queer, trans and POC also sometimes enjoy Christmas. Since some people think that’s not true, it has to be said.
Worst tragedies to strike the White House:
- War of 1812
- Donald Trump
End of list.
- War of 1812
- Donald Trump
End of list.
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Worst tragedies to strike the White House:
- War of 1812
- Donald Trump
End of list.
- War of 1812
- Donald Trump
End of list.
Time to wake up and watch Carol per lesbian Xmas tradition, because as soon as my dad gets here, he’ll want me to turn on the Cowboys game. I tried to get my wife to do a lil Carol/Therese cosplay but she said no. :(
December 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Time to wake up and watch Carol per lesbian Xmas tradition, because as soon as my dad gets here, he’ll want me to turn on the Cowboys game. I tried to get my wife to do a lil Carol/Therese cosplay but she said no. :(
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“Finding” a million additional Epstein documents on the day everyone is distracted with their families is as competent as Pam Bondi’s coverup is ever going to get.
December 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“Finding” a million additional Epstein documents on the day everyone is distracted with their families is as competent as Pam Bondi’s coverup is ever going to get.
Fresh popcorn, Mtn Dew Baja Blast Zero, clean underwear, my wife by my side… yeah it’s time for the Pluribus season finale no calls for the next hour plzkthx
#pluribus
#pluribus
December 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Fresh popcorn, Mtn Dew Baja Blast Zero, clean underwear, my wife by my side… yeah it’s time for the Pluribus season finale no calls for the next hour plzkthx
#pluribus
#pluribus
If DJT wants to make a White House presidential grievances wall a thing, here’s a not at all comprehensive list for future presidents (a thread)
December 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If DJT wants to make a White House presidential grievances wall a thing, here’s a not at all comprehensive list for future presidents (a thread)
It’s so awful that this administration is the first to use indistinguishable from reality AI as a full government propaganda device. Glad we’re living through more unprecedented times.
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It’s so awful that this administration is the first to use indistinguishable from reality AI as a full government propaganda device. Glad we’re living through more unprecedented times.
Missing family members, nationwide hysteria and division, lost jobs, lost dreams, upturned lives, it’s hard not to blame DJT directly for so many people having one of the worst holiday seasons ever here in 2025.
December 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Missing family members, nationwide hysteria and division, lost jobs, lost dreams, upturned lives, it’s hard not to blame DJT directly for so many people having one of the worst holiday seasons ever here in 2025.
I’d break every character limit on Threads and Bluesky but wow Xmas 2025 has been the wildest, weirdest holiday season I personally have ever experienced. This year just won’t go out with a whimper. Phew holy shit.
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I’d break every character limit on Threads and Bluesky but wow Xmas 2025 has been the wildest, weirdest holiday season I personally have ever experienced. This year just won’t go out with a whimper. Phew holy shit.
Wow it really tis the season for generative AI slop. Basically every profile pic, every cover photo, it’s giving me a slight headache.
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Wow it really tis the season for generative AI slop. Basically every profile pic, every cover photo, it’s giving me a slight headache.
Who’s keeping track of all the vandalism DJT has been doing across DC? Because in addition to so many destructive policies, there is going to be a tremendous amount of de-Trumping going on through the city, from the nonexistent E Wing to the Kennedy Center, I really hope someone is keeping a binder.
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Who’s keeping track of all the vandalism DJT has been doing across DC? Because in addition to so many destructive policies, there is going to be a tremendous amount of de-Trumping going on through the city, from the nonexistent E Wing to the Kennedy Center, I really hope someone is keeping a binder.
I am 47. I have lived many yrs. And 2025 has been the only year I can remember where so many people I know and love and cherish, people I don’t know and see from afar, whose lives are so much worse in Dec, so drastically different and unrecognizable than get were in Jan. And I have a guess why.
December 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I am 47. I have lived many yrs. And 2025 has been the only year I can remember where so many people I know and love and cherish, people I don’t know and see from afar, whose lives are so much worse in Dec, so drastically different and unrecognizable than get were in Jan. And I have a guess why.
This machine kills facists.
December 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This machine kills facists.
Okay okay, One Battle After Another is the Best Movie of 2025. #onebattleafteranother
December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Okay okay, One Battle After Another is the Best Movie of 2025. #onebattleafteranother
Being a human is weird AF would recommend 10/10
December 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Being a human is weird AF would recommend 10/10
I feel sorry for all the kids for whom Trump 2 will be the first president they see and remember, and will get the impression that having a totally insane person in the WH is perfectly normal. It’s not. At all.
December 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I feel sorry for all the kids for whom Trump 2 will be the first president they see and remember, and will get the impression that having a totally insane person in the WH is perfectly normal. It’s not. At all.