Ori
@cranberryzero.bsky.social
Just a lesbian author who’s discovering her new California home, yee-haw 🤠 🌵
With all the beautiful shit in the world, we still have racism, sexism and homophobia? Explain.
December 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
With all the beautiful shit in the world, we still have racism, sexism and homophobia? Explain.
Is Christmas every day what being a multibillionaire is like? Because it feels like this is what life should be, so it’s a shame that only a few people get to experience it. 💰🎄
December 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Is Christmas every day what being a multibillionaire is like? Because it feels like this is what life should be, so it’s a shame that only a few people get to experience it. 💰🎄
Fun fact: Queer, trans and POC also sometimes enjoy Christmas. Since some people think that’s not true, it has to be said.
December 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Fun fact: Queer, trans and POC also sometimes enjoy Christmas. Since some people think that’s not true, it has to be said.
Worst tragedies to strike the White House:
- War of 1812
- Donald Trump
End of list.
- War of 1812
- Donald Trump
End of list.
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Worst tragedies to strike the White House:
- War of 1812
- Donald Trump
End of list.
- War of 1812
- Donald Trump
End of list.
Time to wake up and watch Carol per lesbian Xmas tradition, because as soon as my dad gets here, he’ll want me to turn on the Cowboys game. I tried to get my wife to do a lil Carol/Therese cosplay but she said no. :(
December 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Time to wake up and watch Carol per lesbian Xmas tradition, because as soon as my dad gets here, he’ll want me to turn on the Cowboys game. I tried to get my wife to do a lil Carol/Therese cosplay but she said no. :(
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“Finding” a million additional Epstein documents on the day everyone is distracted with their families is as competent as Pam Bondi’s coverup is ever going to get.
December 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“Finding” a million additional Epstein documents on the day everyone is distracted with their families is as competent as Pam Bondi’s coverup is ever going to get.
Fresh popcorn, Mtn Dew Baja Blast Zero, clean underwear, my wife by my side… yeah it’s time for the Pluribus season finale no calls for the next hour plzkthx
#pluribus
#pluribus
December 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Fresh popcorn, Mtn Dew Baja Blast Zero, clean underwear, my wife by my side… yeah it’s time for the Pluribus season finale no calls for the next hour plzkthx
#pluribus
#pluribus
If DJT wants to make a White House presidential grievances wall a thing, here’s a not at all comprehensive list for future presidents (a thread)
December 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If DJT wants to make a White House presidential grievances wall a thing, here’s a not at all comprehensive list for future presidents (a thread)
It’s so awful that this administration is the first to use indistinguishable from reality AI as a full government propaganda device. Glad we’re living through more unprecedented times.
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It’s so awful that this administration is the first to use indistinguishable from reality AI as a full government propaganda device. Glad we’re living through more unprecedented times.
Missing family members, nationwide hysteria and division, lost jobs, lost dreams, upturned lives, it’s hard not to blame DJT directly for so many people having one of the worst holiday seasons ever here in 2025.
December 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Missing family members, nationwide hysteria and division, lost jobs, lost dreams, upturned lives, it’s hard not to blame DJT directly for so many people having one of the worst holiday seasons ever here in 2025.
I’d break every character limit on Threads and Bluesky but wow Xmas 2025 has been the wildest, weirdest holiday season I personally have ever experienced. This year just won’t go out with a whimper. Phew holy shit.
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I’d break every character limit on Threads and Bluesky but wow Xmas 2025 has been the wildest, weirdest holiday season I personally have ever experienced. This year just won’t go out with a whimper. Phew holy shit.
Wow it really tis the season for generative AI slop. Basically every profile pic, every cover photo, it’s giving me a slight headache.
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Wow it really tis the season for generative AI slop. Basically every profile pic, every cover photo, it’s giving me a slight headache.
Who’s keeping track of all the vandalism DJT has been doing across DC? Because in addition to so many destructive policies, there is going to be a tremendous amount of de-Trumping going on through the city, from the nonexistent E Wing to the Kennedy Center, I really hope someone is keeping a binder.
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Who’s keeping track of all the vandalism DJT has been doing across DC? Because in addition to so many destructive policies, there is going to be a tremendous amount of de-Trumping going on through the city, from the nonexistent E Wing to the Kennedy Center, I really hope someone is keeping a binder.
I am 47. I have lived many yrs. And 2025 has been the only year I can remember where so many people I know and love and cherish, people I don’t know and see from afar, whose lives are so much worse in Dec, so drastically different and unrecognizable than get were in Jan. And I have a guess why.
December 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I am 47. I have lived many yrs. And 2025 has been the only year I can remember where so many people I know and love and cherish, people I don’t know and see from afar, whose lives are so much worse in Dec, so drastically different and unrecognizable than get were in Jan. And I have a guess why.
This machine kills facists.
December 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This machine kills facists.
Okay okay, One Battle After Another is the Best Movie of 2025. #onebattleafteranother
December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Okay okay, One Battle After Another is the Best Movie of 2025. #onebattleafteranother
Being a human is weird AF would recommend 10/10
December 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Being a human is weird AF would recommend 10/10
I feel sorry for all the kids for whom Trump 2 will be the first president they see and remember, and will get the impression that having a totally insane person in the WH is perfectly normal. It’s not. At all.
December 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I feel sorry for all the kids for whom Trump 2 will be the first president they see and remember, and will get the impression that having a totally insane person in the WH is perfectly normal. It’s not. At all.
Ah yes, the two genres
December 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Ah yes, the two genres
So what 2025 had taught us is that literally anyone can be president? It takes no real skill, no morals, no dignity, not even a lifetime of vile criminal behavior? Literally anyone can do it? I could pull a dozen random names from out of a hat that would be better than who we’ve got in there now.
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
So what 2025 had taught us is that literally anyone can be president? It takes no real skill, no morals, no dignity, not even a lifetime of vile criminal behavior? Literally anyone can do it? I could pull a dozen random names from out of a hat that would be better than who we’ve got in there now.
Had a dream I had to go for some new insanely invasive “better” colon cancer screen, but they made everyone watch this video first… it feat Wade Boggs, shaking, his voice cracking, trying to tell everyone to be brave, he “passed out at least once from the fear and the pain but it would be okay.”
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Had a dream I had to go for some new insanely invasive “better” colon cancer screen, but they made everyone watch this video first… it feat Wade Boggs, shaking, his voice cracking, trying to tell everyone to be brave, he “passed out at least once from the fear and the pain but it would be okay.”
Tuesday morning breakfast… smoothie made with frozen spinach, cashew yogurt, orange juice, tomato juice, lemon juice, chia seeds. And mmmm is it good! 🥤🍊🍅🍋🥜
December 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Tuesday morning breakfast… smoothie made with frozen spinach, cashew yogurt, orange juice, tomato juice, lemon juice, chia seeds. And mmmm is it good! 🥤🍊🍅🍋🥜
Hate on this all you want… but 100% of the time, I will side with humans over AI creativity, but imagine this: One thousand years from now, a child might be born, only having known AI for generations. It’s as ancient to it as we are to the Peak of the Holy Roman Empire.
December 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hate on this all you want… but 100% of the time, I will side with humans over AI creativity, but imagine this: One thousand years from now, a child might be born, only having known AI for generations. It’s as ancient to it as we are to the Peak of the Holy Roman Empire.
Going through a bunch of old boxes today and found these stamps! 🕎 Who wants me to send them a card or letter in the next 6-7 days hmu ❤️
December 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Going through a bunch of old boxes today and found these stamps! 🕎 Who wants me to send them a card or letter in the next 6-7 days hmu ❤️