Joseph
@crazdgamer.com
Gamer, writer, person. Plays card games, randomizers, and retro games. Judges Yu-Gi-Oh sometimes.
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I have put my opponent in a mind prison for 20+ minutes
I have a card that says "I cannot lose the game" and a hexproof indestructible turtle protecting it, they are now starting to rope me
I have been empty decked and empty handed for like 20 turns
Magic is so cool when you play it wrong
I have a card that says "I cannot lose the game" and a hexproof indestructible turtle protecting it, they are now starting to rope me
I have been empty decked and empty handed for like 20 turns
Magic is so cool when you play it wrong
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I have put my opponent in a mind prison for 20+ minutes
I have a card that says "I cannot lose the game" and a hexproof indestructible turtle protecting it, they are now starting to rope me
I have been empty decked and empty handed for like 20 turns
Magic is so cool when you play it wrong
I have a card that says "I cannot lose the game" and a hexproof indestructible turtle protecting it, they are now starting to rope me
I have been empty decked and empty handed for like 20 turns
Magic is so cool when you play it wrong
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I'm not going to touch on the legality of this, or the ethics, but just as someone who knows a little bit about how long processing all that paperwork would take...fucking how, exactly?
In a nationwide address that major US TV networks are carrying live, President Trump announces 1,450,000 military members will receive a "warrior dividend" of $1776 before Christmas.
December 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I'm not going to touch on the legality of this, or the ethics, but just as someone who knows a little bit about how long processing all that paperwork would take...fucking how, exactly?
Last night: did some Super Metroid 100% practice offline just to start derusting. Got to climb and parlor, KQK, red tower, and bubble mountain. I should probably add bomb torizo to the list.
Then played some master duel (also offline). Duelist cup is easy when you start a week late lol
Then played some master duel (also offline). Duelist cup is easy when you start a week late lol
December 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Last night: did some Super Metroid 100% practice offline just to start derusting. Got to climb and parlor, KQK, red tower, and bubble mountain. I should probably add bomb torizo to the list.
Then played some master duel (also offline). Duelist cup is easy when you start a week late lol
Then played some master duel (also offline). Duelist cup is easy when you start a week late lol
Recently cut back on all of my Twitch subscriptions to save up money, and each time one expires Twitch reminds me and I get sad again
December 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Recently cut back on all of my Twitch subscriptions to save up money, and each time one expires Twitch reminds me and I get sad again
I’ll also assume everyone in the crowd has 7 fingers
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’ll also assume everyone in the crowd has 7 fingers
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It's been a while since I made a stick figure comic.
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It's been a while since I made a stick figure comic.
Went to see Black Dog at the theater (which to remind, is a movie about Patrick Swayze as a truck driver) and about 5 minutes in, 2 old ladies got up and walked out.
I suspect they wanted to see Titanic.
I suspect they wanted to see Titanic.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Went to see Black Dog at the theater (which to remind, is a movie about Patrick Swayze as a truck driver) and about 5 minutes in, 2 old ladies got up and walked out.
I suspect they wanted to see Titanic.
I suspect they wanted to see Titanic.
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A brand-new 12th entry in the Mega Man series is on the way!
Get ready to override your limits as Mega Man: Dual Override gears up for release in 2027! Stay tuned for more updates!
#MegaManDO
Get ready to override your limits as Mega Man: Dual Override gears up for release in 2027! Stay tuned for more updates!
#MegaManDO
Mega Man: Dual Override - Reveal Trailer
YouTube video by Mega Man
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December 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
A brand-new 12th entry in the Mega Man series is on the way!
Get ready to override your limits as Mega Man: Dual Override gears up for release in 2027! Stay tuned for more updates!
#MegaManDO
Get ready to override your limits as Mega Man: Dual Override gears up for release in 2027! Stay tuned for more updates!
#MegaManDO
I have a 100% track record of showing up randomly to a town board meeting and there being a hot-button issue up for public comment.
December 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I have a 100% track record of showing up randomly to a town board meeting and there being a hot-button issue up for public comment.
When you dream of a great line that could go into a story and then have to write a story to use the line
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
When you dream of a great line that could go into a story and then have to write a story to use the line
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🍔 ROLE ANNOUNCEMENT 🔥
It's one of my favorite shows in recent memory and now I get to be in it! I play Ernest (The one in the middle), Knifemage of Shadow Warrior in the new episode of Campfire Cooking in Another World, now streaming on Crunchyroll!
It's one of my favorite shows in recent memory and now I get to be in it! I play Ernest (The one in the middle), Knifemage of Shadow Warrior in the new episode of Campfire Cooking in Another World, now streaming on Crunchyroll!
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
🍔 ROLE ANNOUNCEMENT 🔥
It's one of my favorite shows in recent memory and now I get to be in it! I play Ernest (The one in the middle), Knifemage of Shadow Warrior in the new episode of Campfire Cooking in Another World, now streaming on Crunchyroll!
It's one of my favorite shows in recent memory and now I get to be in it! I play Ernest (The one in the middle), Knifemage of Shadow Warrior in the new episode of Campfire Cooking in Another World, now streaming on Crunchyroll!
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
Remote Duel YCS 2025 results post
1) 0-2 loss to branded Dracotail
2) 0-2 loss to branded Dracotail
3) no show win
4) 0-0 time-out loss to dinomorphia
drop
1) 0-2 loss to branded Dracotail
2) 0-2 loss to branded Dracotail
3) no show win
4) 0-0 time-out loss to dinomorphia
drop
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Remote Duel YCS 2025 results post
1) 0-2 loss to branded Dracotail
2) 0-2 loss to branded Dracotail
3) no show win
4) 0-0 time-out loss to dinomorphia
drop
1) 0-2 loss to branded Dracotail
2) 0-2 loss to branded Dracotail
3) no show win
4) 0-0 time-out loss to dinomorphia
drop
"There are untested changes but I ran out of time"
who said it best: a TCG player, or a software / game developer
who said it best: a TCG player, or a software / game developer
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"There are untested changes but I ran out of time"
who said it best: a TCG player, or a software / game developer
who said it best: a TCG player, or a software / game developer
if you squint your eyes this is an exchange between two Aaron Sorkin characters
A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
if you squint your eyes this is an exchange between two Aaron Sorkin characters
I have no idea what Go Rush is doing, and at this point I’m afraid to ask
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I have no idea what Go Rush is doing, and at this point I’m afraid to ask
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Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
![Yu-Gi-Oh Rush Duel card Vic Viper Full Custom
[Machine/Fusion/Effect]
"Gradius" + "Gradius' Option" + "Gradius' Option"
This card can be Contact Fusioned.
[REQUIREMENT] None
[CONTINUOUS EFFECT] This card cannot be destroyed by card effects. This card inflicts piercing battle damage.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vm2gm72q5k5mvbhdibhrhyee/bafkreif3at3f5ckilu5nrwmkrgkhxvfkcmzn2beab5ciivvnaaawkhkrda@jpeg)
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Watching the Mythical Kitchen interview of Gordon Ramsay, he mentions his age, and after quickly looking up his birthday and the airdate of Hell’s Kitchen season 1 (in the US), he was 39 years old when that show aired.
Which seems unbelievable. He looks and sounds the same as he did 20 years ago.
Which seems unbelievable. He looks and sounds the same as he did 20 years ago.
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Watching the Mythical Kitchen interview of Gordon Ramsay, he mentions his age, and after quickly looking up his birthday and the airdate of Hell’s Kitchen season 1 (in the US), he was 39 years old when that show aired.
Which seems unbelievable. He looks and sounds the same as he did 20 years ago.
Which seems unbelievable. He looks and sounds the same as he did 20 years ago.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Corporate America says happiness is stupid, just make line go up
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Corporate America says happiness is stupid, just make line go up
that’s MY mayor
(I do not live in NYC)
(I do not live in NYC)
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
that’s MY mayor
(I do not live in NYC)
(I do not live in NYC)