Dick Whitman
@creamygoodness.bsky.social
🏳️🌈. Philly (ish). Computer gay. PATCO advocate. Dad bod connoisseur.
Posting thoughts not nudes.
I misspell things sometimes.
Posting thoughts not nudes.
I misspell things sometimes.
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Episode 3 of Heated Rivalry has *gathered me up*
December 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Episode 3 of Heated Rivalry has *gathered me up*
I talked to my doctor about it and they told me it's fairly common to get a bad haircut from a dirty toilet seat
December 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I talked to my doctor about it and they told me it's fairly common to get a bad haircut from a dirty toilet seat
Why do some people say "eighty-h dee" and other people say "ADHD"?
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Why do some people say "eighty-h dee" and other people say "ADHD"?
Sam Altman saying he's afraid of AI is actually just him trying to make us believe that AI has been providing value when in reality the productivity increases and societal value from using AI have been extremely minimal, to put it charitably.
December 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sam Altman saying he's afraid of AI is actually just him trying to make us believe that AI has been providing value when in reality the productivity increases and societal value from using AI have been extremely minimal, to put it charitably.
I never thought the leopards would eat *my* face
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I never thought the leopards would eat *my* face
This person repeatedly flashed their high beams at me because I wasn't turning left when they *unexpectedly* stopped. If you drive like this you are not being polite. You are being dangerous. Do not tell other people how to drive. Just follow the same rules as everyone else.
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This person repeatedly flashed their high beams at me because I wasn't turning left when they *unexpectedly* stopped. If you drive like this you are not being polite. You are being dangerous. Do not tell other people how to drive. Just follow the same rules as everyone else.
I will never forgive Google for deleting a perfectly good voice assistant on Android and forcing this AI bullshit that doesn't even work.
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I will never forgive Google for deleting a perfectly good voice assistant on Android and forcing this AI bullshit that doesn't even work.
I'm four episodes in to Total Forgiveness and it's maybe one of the funniest things I've watched on Dropout
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'm four episodes in to Total Forgiveness and it's maybe one of the funniest things I've watched on Dropout
The new testament is the OG fan fic
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The new testament is the OG fan fic
And you go, "aphrodite, lady, seashell... bikini." They say, "That’s amazing. How did you do that?" I do it because I have like... a good memory? Because I’m *cognitively* there.
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
And you go, "aphrodite, lady, seashell... bikini." They say, "That’s amazing. How did you do that?" I do it because I have like... a good memory? Because I’m *cognitively* there.
C-suite communication at my company has degraded to posting links with no context to the general slack channel.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
C-suite communication at my company has degraded to posting links with no context to the general slack channel.
Make depression great again
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Make depression great again
"See! He thought I was a liar, a cheat, and an idiot! No one would believe he knew me well at all!"
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"See! He thought I was a liar, a cheat, and an idiot! No one would believe he knew me well at all!"
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La Niña deez nuts
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
La Niña deez nuts
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Amazon is mailing holiday catalogs. The irony hurts.
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Amazon is mailing holiday catalogs. The irony hurts.
Happy stonewall kickball tournament day for all who celebrate
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Happy stonewall kickball tournament day for all who celebrate
I don't even understand how Aldi is doing this $40 Thanksgiving dinner thing but I'm in complete awe. www.aldi.us/products/tha...
Feast for 10
www.aldi.us
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I don't even understand how Aldi is doing this $40 Thanksgiving dinner thing but I'm in complete awe. www.aldi.us/products/tha...
Reposted by Dick Whitman
