Dick Whitman
@creamygoodness.bsky.social
🏳️🌈. Philly (ish). Computer gay. PATCO advocate. Dad bod connoisseur.
Posting thoughts not nudes.
I misspell things sometimes.
Posting thoughts not nudes.
I misspell things sometimes.
This person repeatedly flashed their high beams at me because I wasn't turning left when they *unexpectedly* stopped. If you drive like this you are not being polite. You are being dangerous. Do not tell other people how to drive. Just follow the same rules as everyone else.
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This person repeatedly flashed their high beams at me because I wasn't turning left when they *unexpectedly* stopped. If you drive like this you are not being polite. You are being dangerous. Do not tell other people how to drive. Just follow the same rules as everyone else.
And you go, "aphrodite, lady, seashell... bikini." They say, "That’s amazing. How did you do that?" I do it because I have like... a good memory? Because I’m *cognitively* there.
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
And you go, "aphrodite, lady, seashell... bikini." They say, "That’s amazing. How did you do that?" I do it because I have like... a good memory? Because I’m *cognitively* there.
Amazon is mailing holiday catalogs. The irony hurts.
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Amazon is mailing holiday catalogs. The irony hurts.
Our happy place
October 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Our happy place
"I'm so sorry to tell
you such a dark tale while wearing such a silly t-shirt."
you such a dark tale while wearing such a silly t-shirt."
October 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"I'm so sorry to tell
you such a dark tale while wearing such a silly t-shirt."
you such a dark tale while wearing such a silly t-shirt."
My souvenirs when I visit family
September 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My souvenirs when I visit family
My husband calls this the "Trump bagel place"
September 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My husband calls this the "Trump bagel place"
Just watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Bob Hoskins could get it.
September 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Just watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Bob Hoskins could get it.
Gambling ads inside of Venmo? What the fuck.
August 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Gambling ads inside of Venmo? What the fuck.
@septa-social.bsky.social I know you're busy being defunded but why are all the arrows facing the wrong direction?
Side note: ever since the redesign every URL has the current date in it and I can't bookmark routes anymore.
Side note: ever since the redesign every URL has the current date in it and I can't bookmark routes anymore.
August 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
@septa-social.bsky.social I know you're busy being defunded but why are all the arrows facing the wrong direction?
Side note: ever since the redesign every URL has the current date in it and I can't bookmark routes anymore.
Side note: ever since the redesign every URL has the current date in it and I can't bookmark routes anymore.
Goodbye Tokyo, it's been a blast
July 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Goodbye Tokyo, it's been a blast
The view is nice though
June 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The view is nice though
Who the fuck pays this much for laundry?
June 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Who the fuck pays this much for laundry?
Konnichiwa from Japan
June 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Konnichiwa from Japan
When you get old enough these feel like gold medals
May 31, 2025 at 5:28 AM
When you get old enough these feel like gold medals
OK this was great
May 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
OK this was great