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Some say I’m a simple man. What can I say, I live a simple life! Some describe me as simpleminded. Aw shucks, I’ll say. And I’m even frequently labeled “primitive” and “childish” by others in their presence. But y’know what? I like to tell them I just have a simple mind.
No one wants to talk about it but it’s messed up that the guy singing that Grinch song is the Grinch’s dad
December 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
No one wants to talk about it but it’s messed up that the guy singing that Grinch song is the Grinch’s dad
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[in 90s Robert DeNiro voice]
What happened to me? What happened to YOU? What’s wrong with your head? What’s the matter with youuuu
What happened to me? What happened to YOU? What’s wrong with your head? What’s the matter with youuuu
December 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
[in 90s Robert DeNiro voice]
What happened to me? What happened to YOU? What’s wrong with your head? What’s the matter with youuuu
What happened to me? What happened to YOU? What’s wrong with your head? What’s the matter with youuuu
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This photo looks like when someone is trying really hard to draw a realistic person, but they’re not good at it yet.
A perfectly NORMAL picture of the world's GREATEST president (who is also the HEALTHIEST man alive) picking up his very REAL peace award.
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This photo looks like when someone is trying really hard to draw a realistic person, but they’re not good at it yet.
Credit to @u_m_a_m_i from the other site for this gem. Check out more m.youtube.com/umamianimati...
December 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Credit to @u_m_a_m_i from the other site for this gem. Check out more m.youtube.com/umamianimati...
Jaxson, with an X. (The X is for extra diamonds in the necklace that is worn while playing some Gridiron Pigskin.)
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Jaxson, with an X. (The X is for extra diamonds in the necklace that is worn while playing some Gridiron Pigskin.)
A man taunts a goat; a dog wears a toupee; police play a practical joke. Also: a gymnast gets stuck. Bob Saget hosts.
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A man taunts a goat; a dog wears a toupee; police play a practical joke. Also: a gymnast gets stuck. Bob Saget hosts.
SCREAMING
I hope The Chair Company ends in the stupidest way possible.
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
SCREAMING
It’s not considered OCD to check behind the shower curtain every time you use the bathroom.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It’s not considered OCD to check behind the shower curtain every time you use the bathroom.
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Just imagine if Billy Bob Thornton’s first acting role was Sling Blade, & nobody knew whether he was in character or not, he was just being himself. And from that point on, he method-acted into the Billy Bob we know today, the normal guy we see. This whole time, he goes home & turns back into Karl.
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Just imagine if Billy Bob Thornton’s first acting role was Sling Blade, & nobody knew whether he was in character or not, he was just being himself. And from that point on, he method-acted into the Billy Bob we know today, the normal guy we see. This whole time, he goes home & turns back into Karl.
In Temple of Doom a guy gets squished in a rock crusher. Plus there’s other stuff, too. Therefore, it deserves the award for best Indiana Jones movie. Just my opinion.
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
In Temple of Doom a guy gets squished in a rock crusher. Plus there’s other stuff, too. Therefore, it deserves the award for best Indiana Jones movie. Just my opinion.
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happy holiday
November 28, 2024 at 8:29 PM
happy holiday
And for thanksgiving breakfast: one gigantic pancake.
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
And for thanksgiving breakfast: one gigantic pancake.
Get this, I said, I asked my wife, “Is the cookie turkin?” 🤣🤦♂️😂
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Get this, I said, I asked my wife, “Is the cookie turkin?” 🤣🤦♂️😂
Some say I’m a simple man. What can I say, I live a simple life! Some describe me as simpleminded. Aw shucks, I’ll say. And I’m even frequently labeled “primitive” and “childish” by others in their presence. But y’know what? I like to tell them I just have a simple mind.
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Some say I’m a simple man. What can I say, I live a simple life! Some describe me as simpleminded. Aw shucks, I’ll say. And I’m even frequently labeled “primitive” and “childish” by others in their presence. But y’know what? I like to tell them I just have a simple mind.
A lot of people are scared of pomegranates because pomegranates are the David Lynch version of corn
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
A lot of people are scared of pomegranates because pomegranates are the David Lynch version of corn
real name william dafoe but willem due to typo
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
real name william dafoe but willem due to typo
When is Schwarzenegger’s 1985 masterpiece Commando coming to Criterion
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
When is Schwarzenegger’s 1985 masterpiece Commando coming to Criterion
Why did somebody have to go and invent toenails? No thank you. Smooth stubs only.
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Why did somebody have to go and invent toenails? No thank you. Smooth stubs only.
No one’s noticed me yet
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
No one’s noticed me yet
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
Is Subway still making their bread with the yoga mat chemical? I need to get rid of 100 yoga mats. Maybe I need to find out how to extract the chemical first; sounds like I’ll need to do a lot of research. But do I have time to do that? I can’t be bothered this close to Christmas. So much shopping.
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Is Subway still making their bread with the yoga mat chemical? I need to get rid of 100 yoga mats. Maybe I need to find out how to extract the chemical first; sounds like I’ll need to do a lot of research. But do I have time to do that? I can’t be bothered this close to Christmas. So much shopping.
I hope The Chair Company ends in the stupidest way possible.
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I hope The Chair Company ends in the stupidest way possible.