Chris
@crizqo.bsky.social
Man, Performer, Writter, Lover
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AI can write a chord progression and lyrics but can use the power of music to blame its problems on its ex?
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
AI can write a chord progression and lyrics but can use the power of music to blame its problems on its ex?
The EU is the only group that becomes more divided when facing multiple external threats. Pathetic
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The EU is the only group that becomes more divided when facing multiple external threats. Pathetic
Seeing human hands for the first time for an animal with cloven hooves must be like watching 'The Thing'
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Seeing human hands for the first time for an animal with cloven hooves must be like watching 'The Thing'
The world atm is a load of people who are passed retirement age being bullied by an 80 year old.
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
The world atm is a load of people who are passed retirement age being bullied by an 80 year old.
Trumps Americas Yeltsin
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Trumps Americas Yeltsin
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The right try and distract us by constantly talking about immigration.
Cost of Living, the NHS, the climate crisis - let's keep them on the agenda.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Cost of Living, the NHS, the climate crisis - let's keep them on the agenda.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The right try and distract us by constantly talking about immigration.
Cost of Living, the NHS, the climate crisis - let's keep them on the agenda.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Cost of Living, the NHS, the climate crisis - let's keep them on the agenda.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Miguffin idea: in the near future rich people pay to have the genes of their babies changed more than they do now and 30 years later it turns out the gene therapy had caused damage that meant the now adults all dies at 30. And their money goes to charity. And someone wants to stop it probably
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Miguffin idea: in the near future rich people pay to have the genes of their babies changed more than they do now and 30 years later it turns out the gene therapy had caused damage that meant the now adults all dies at 30. And their money goes to charity. And someone wants to stop it probably
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Shopping small is meaningful!
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Shopping small is meaningful!
Everyone in the UK check your credit scores. They have quietly changed the way they calculate it pushing most people down one or two grades, which can mean your lending costs go up, your overdraft can be removed etc. Its a cash grab because the banks know a crash is coming
December 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Everyone in the UK check your credit scores. They have quietly changed the way they calculate it pushing most people down one or two grades, which can mean your lending costs go up, your overdraft can be removed etc. Its a cash grab because the banks know a crash is coming
Can we start chanting "Shit Aldof Hitler, your just a shit Adolf Hitler" to the tune of 'Guantanamera' every time Farage is in public please
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Can we start chanting "Shit Aldof Hitler, your just a shit Adolf Hitler" to the tune of 'Guantanamera' every time Farage is in public please
Can we have a massive block of a localy soursed stone put in the centre of every town that has the following carved into it:
'When someone with lots of money tells you your problems are because of someone with very little then the problem us the person with the money'
'When someone with lots of money tells you your problems are because of someone with very little then the problem us the person with the money'
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Can we have a massive block of a localy soursed stone put in the centre of every town that has the following carved into it:
'When someone with lots of money tells you your problems are because of someone with very little then the problem us the person with the money'
'When someone with lots of money tells you your problems are because of someone with very little then the problem us the person with the money'
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The latest @thenerve.news piece by Stewart Lee... I had reread several of the sentences, with a disconcerting feeling my brain was turning inside out. I hope that was the intended effect.
The question is put: does Farage still coddle the fascism of his youth?
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
The question is put: does Farage still coddle the fascism of his youth?
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
Stewart Lee: I’ll tell you one thing: it wasn't Jeremy Corbyn who went around whispering ‘Gas the Jews’
You would think the alleged indiscretions of the youthful Nigel Farage would have drawn outrage from a just and impartial British media. Strangely, it seems they have not
www.thenerve.news
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The latest @thenerve.news piece by Stewart Lee... I had reread several of the sentences, with a disconcerting feeling my brain was turning inside out. I hope that was the intended effect.
The question is put: does Farage still coddle the fascism of his youth?
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
The question is put: does Farage still coddle the fascism of his youth?
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
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I've signed. Have you?
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...
petition.parliament.uk
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I've signed. Have you?
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Liberels love to imagine their enimies will be won over by their really unattractive policie proposals
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Liberels love to imagine their enimies will be won over by their really unattractive policie proposals
America - what it looks like when Jonestown lasts 250 years
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
America - what it looks like when Jonestown lasts 250 years
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Can we all just refer to Reform as 'The Russia Party' constantly from now on until it sticks. Repition works.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Can we all just refer to Reform as 'The Russia Party' constantly from now on until it sticks. Repition works.
In this crazy little place we call the UK we need some changes. Change 1: Nationalise the fishing industry
more tomorrow...
more tomorrow...
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
In this crazy little place we call the UK we need some changes. Change 1: Nationalise the fishing industry
more tomorrow...
more tomorrow...
The far right have set themselves a delicious trap by co-opting the language of economic populisum, with no intention of following through. It has accelerated the timeline for a left wing redistributive politics. Rubes
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The far right have set themselves a delicious trap by co-opting the language of economic populisum, with no intention of following through. It has accelerated the timeline for a left wing redistributive politics. Rubes
Never forget when dealing with hu-mans that they will tell you to be hydrated and then complain if you need the toilet. All you need to know
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Never forget when dealing with hu-mans that they will tell you to be hydrated and then complain if you need the toilet. All you need to know
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"Only the Left can solve immigration."
- My Cambridge Debate.
Matt Goodwin pulled out at the last minute, so I told everyone how @GoodwinMJ's brand of racism only leads to violence.
- My Cambridge Debate.
Matt Goodwin pulled out at the last minute, so I told everyone how @GoodwinMJ's brand of racism only leads to violence.
Only the LEFT can solve immigration - Cambridge Debate
YouTube video by Femi - F Politics!
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"Only the Left can solve immigration."
- My Cambridge Debate.
Matt Goodwin pulled out at the last minute, so I told everyone how @GoodwinMJ's brand of racism only leads to violence.
- My Cambridge Debate.
Matt Goodwin pulled out at the last minute, so I told everyone how @GoodwinMJ's brand of racism only leads to violence.
Prior to forses sweetheart Maggie Thantcher the total the governement spent on third party contractors was 10-15% of our total spend. Its now 35-40%. Can anyone see the problem?
wHerE DoeS tHe MoNey gO 🥴
wHerE DoeS tHe MoNey gO 🥴
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Prior to forses sweetheart Maggie Thantcher the total the governement spent on third party contractors was 10-15% of our total spend. Its now 35-40%. Can anyone see the problem?
wHerE DoeS tHe MoNey gO 🥴
wHerE DoeS tHe MoNey gO 🥴