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Silly Turkey Ryan 🍁🍂🍗
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Seattle’s silliest little goose.🪿

I have friends everywhere.

Abolish ICE. Queer supremacy. NSFW. Stoner. Nude. ACAB. Science. History. PBS. Cigars. Allergic to cats. Choose joy.

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✈️ Palm Springs January; Smokeout ‘26
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Rule #1 of lip synching: Do not remove your hat unless…

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I did not realize exactly how short these shorts were until... Well, I'm sure we can both tell when I figured out they were too short for... public consumption.
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It should be illegal to work on a Tuesday.
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Four nonfiction books I really enjoyed reading this year:

@audrelawdamercy.bsky.social's The Originalism Trap
@leahlitman.bsky.social's Lawless
@caseyjohnston.bsky.social's A Physical Education
@hofrench.bsky.social's Born in Blackness
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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They're tight and they're white ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.

🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.

This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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34. 🎈
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Yall follow this gem
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Queer supremacy, honestly

#cigardaddy
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
nighttime cigar, magical friends

#cigarsocial
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Being gay is so fucking cool.
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Our auction comes to a close tonight at 11:59pm! And if you’re unable to bid on any items but would still like to donate directly to a public media station in need, you can at JohnOliversJunk.com! Thank you all for a wonderful season, we’ll see you in February!
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Feels like Seattle’s housing, zoning and affordability crisis can be summed up with these two articles
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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We have to do more to combat Big Tech monopolies.

These enormous social media companies are taking over entire markets, crushing competition, ripping choice from consumers, and giving the American people a worse and worse product.
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Horny Monday afternoon.

Who's ready for a breeding? 💦💦
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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#MonochromeMonday in .gif form, featuring these drop crotch pants with the slutty waistline.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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That kinda day… #trimmedballs
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Elphaba spotted in DC
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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She sits so properly and I love her immensely.
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Coming in 2026. My live one-woman show debut.

Miss Kitty: Life’s Other Plans
A cabaret of story and song (at about an hour long) about one person’s journey into the second act within a newly discovered queer body.

Tix are now on sale.
www.atlasarts.org/events/int26...
Hope to see you there. 💋🫂❤️
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
LOUDER 🎉
The slow daddification of one of my first celebrity crushes…
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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We already have lots of metrics for gauging the absurdities and imbalances of late stage capitalism but the price of baby carrots crossing the price of raw carrots should be one for the books. We should call it Waste Stage Capitalism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Green bean casserole, easy choice.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Bator with almost 45 years of experience. I wonder how many times this thing has cum. 😈

Quote this with your level of experience
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Here's an MCM for the post-walkies shower all dog owners know and love
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Time for a filthy jockstrap photo. Smells like piss and cum 🐷💦
October 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM