heather 🌮🔔
@crunchwrap.bsky.social
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Heather. (They/them) idk how to talk to someone born post Spice Girls. God's dumbest bisexual. Wrestling sicko, Taco Bell enthusiast, Tokyo Drift proselytizer, F1 and Indycar enjoyer. tonightatomic on Twitter and Instagram. 🤼‍♂️📷 : #grapsnaps
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crunchwrap.bsky.social
Pacific Rim is the story about letting someone see every bit of your brain, climbing into a giant robot which is powered by the love you and your partner share. And you save earth from aliens.
crunchwrap.bsky.social
I told the innkeeper they couldn't "only one bed" me. I wanted a nice room. And a complimentary charcuterie board.
crunchwrap.bsky.social
....my DnD group said they're bringing me a charcuterie board to Sunday's session.
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carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social
There are writers, creating the most evocative and life-changing art, every single day, and most have never heard of them, because their medium is fanfiction.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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tashjoeza.bsky.social
Capitalism means even the spooky scary skeletons in New Orleans have jobs.
A small skeleton wearing a yellow construction hat and holding what looks vaguely like an orange cone appears to be climbing a light pole on Dublin Street in New Orleans.
crunchwrap.bsky.social
Please! There were about 5 in my town and I haven't seen them in a while.
crunchwrap.bsky.social
I saw dudes saying they wouldn't bow to recalls lmao
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jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
crunchwrap.bsky.social
Did all the divorced dads with cybertrucks abandon them like they did their families? I miss all the "guy being an idiot in a CT" posts here.
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bencollins.bsky.social
If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.
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sarahgailey.bsky.social
books should have an anti-acknowledgements section where the author talks shit about all the people who fucked them over while they were trying to write the thing. not bc I personally want to write one but bc I love gossip
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
crunchwrap.bsky.social
The Noise Boys are back in tooooowwwwwnnnn.
crunchwrap.bsky.social
Go Mariners.
Fuck ICE.
Free Palestine.
crunchwrap.bsky.social
She is sending out a list to ask allergies and preferences!!!
crunchwrap.bsky.social
I'm really thrilled the woman joining the DnD group is taking on the role of being Food Captain.
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crunchwrap.bsky.social
Kimi Antonelli.
katelynburns.com
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
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runwithskizzers.bsky.social
this girl Gloria who got into my local newspaper for seeing Titanic 50 times in Rome and who I have remembered since reading about her in 1998
Published March 14, 1998|Updated Sept. 12, 2005

A 12-year-old from Rome, identified only as Gloria, goes to the movies every day. Same time, same place, same movie: Titanic. So far, the girl has seen the hit film about 50 times, leading the pack of Italy's fervent Titanic fans. And she's still not tired of it. She even has cats named Jack and Rose. The young movie buff was discovered by the newspaper La Repubblica. "She comes to the 9 o'clock feature every night," said Giancarlo Malferrari, the owner of the only movie theater in Castelfranco Emilia, a town of 11,000 in central Italy. "And every weekend, she watches two shows in a row." Now the theater has started saving her favorite seat and even letting her in free. Neither he nor La Repubblica used the girl's last name, citing Italy's privacy law. Gloria told La Repubblica it isn't heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio that attracts her, but the character he plays: Jack Dawson, a struggling artist who wins his passage on the Titanic in a poker game. "Jack is cuter than Leo," she said. "And it's for real; it's a true story. That's what makes it so beautiful." Gloria's mother, a cleaning woman who works at night, says she hasn't seen Titanic yet but she's not worried about her daughter's obsession. "She's not doing anything bad," she told the newspaper, adding that Gloria has to do her homework first every night.
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krinndnz.bsky.social
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 835: "the poison for Kuzco"
crunchwrap.bsky.social
Honey, the wizard writer lady is steering politics in your country (and globally). How are you not aware? Is it because it doesn't apply to you and you don't care......?
crunchwrap.bsky.social
In case this helps someone: I'm in eastern Washington and booked my flu and covid vaccines for the CVS in my Target. I was asked no screening online to make the appointment, and none when I arrived to have it done. Bonus: they gave me a coupon for $10 off a purchase of $20 or more.