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APOCRYPHAL AUNTIE
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WRITING COMMS OPEN - https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10987511/

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She/They/It | 🦊 🐉 | ✊🏾🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ | Artist and Writer | Horror and Mythology Enthusiast | 20s | Often Lewd
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Hey what if I actually made it easy for you to find all of my writing?

THE CRYPTIC CATALOG contains links to all of my published works! I plan to continuously update it with new releases! Give it a look through, you might just find something new~

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

#furrywriting
THE CRYPTIC CATALOG (December 2025)
CRYPTIC CATALOG An ongoing record of CryptPik’s creative projects and endeavors House Pet (Hiatus) Six trans college students move into the same house and invite their puppygirl friend to live with th...
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fun fact! a great way to support authors w/out buying their books: request their book at your local library! it seriously helps
Someone said to me, "I'm sorry but I got your book from a library." Nobody should ever apologise for that. You read my book! That's brilliant! I grew up hanging out in libraries and the idea of a world without them fills me with dread. Without libraries, authors, like readers, will only suffer.
January 20, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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if you live in maryland please be aware: ICE has access to md's drivers licensing system. they are using our licenses to find matches in their facial recognition systems and pulling our addresses.

please share, it's urgent
ICE has banged on my door twice in the past 24 hours, screaming at me thru the window. i have safely sent my child off to her grandparents. i am not suicidal. i am physically disabled and unarmed. i'm in baltimore county. they have been spotted all across MD. be safe.
January 20, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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Happy MLK day! To every non-Black person who didn't have to work, I expect you've taken the day in contemplation of the sacrifices brown folk have made and continue to make to improve everyone's lives.

Oh? You didn't?

Well the least you could do is send a Black person some of that paid time off!
January 19, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Happy MLK day! To every non-Black person who didn't have to work, I expect you've taken the day in contemplation of the sacrifices brown folk have made and continue to make to improve everyone's lives.

Oh? You didn't?

Well the least you could do is send a Black person some of that paid time off!
January 19, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Stay safe today, especially in Minneapolis. Armored vehicles, probably national guard, were being escorted into the city towards the capital by police a few minutes ago. And given it's MLK day, it feels like the sort of day this administration would escalate their racist occupation.
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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Randomly realized today that it's probably a good thing I'm in college now and not a decade ago because otherwise I'd probably be taking 4 hour drives to smash tourneys instead of estrogen
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Randomly realized today that it's probably a good thing I'm in college now and not a decade ago because otherwise I'd probably be taking 4 hour drives to smash tourneys instead of estrogen
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Who wants to join the Coop and be on the events committee with me? I highly recommend joining the Cooperative if you are a comic creator, it feels good to work among and support your peers.
why should you join the co-op? make comics in any capacity? want to support fellow cartoonists?

it's free!! we have a dedicated forum & newsletter!! and we're always looking for more ways to support small press and creatives! you don't have to do this alone.

cartoonist.coop/our-benefits/
The Cartoonist Cooperative
Making comics better for everyone!
cartoonist.coop
January 18, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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fully willing to admit my printers fucking slayed with this one. The color in person is soo vivid!!!! I would describe it as neon cayenne. Those not sold at #FC2026 this year will be listed online when I get home!!! :))
January 17, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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they're actually the blowjob sisters now they transitioned
January 18, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Discord users internationally are reportedly seeing prompts to age verify to access NSFW channels. Discord states these may be seen by users outside the UK & Australia “as part of ongoing experiments.”

(Thanks @candlekit.bsky.social for flagging with me)
January 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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I know people like their coffee but don’t forget about this when you go to cons! Hotels generally provide free coffee and there is always somewhere else to go!!!!
53 DAYS INTO THE LONGEST NATIONAL ULP STRIKE IN STARBUCKS' HISTORY! 🔥

Remind your friends and family: Don't buy Starbucks for the duration of our strike!

bsky.app/profile/sbwo...
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
January 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Fuck it, Q&A Thread time! I will absolutely not regret this

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January 17, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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Held out as long as I could but the last job interview I had was a bust and I am once again asking for help. Thankfully, medical bills are covered for the forseeable future, but I still need help with car insurance, gas, food, etc.

Any little bit helps and hopefully february brings change.
Buy Andréa Mason a Coffee
Become a supporter of Andréa Mason today!
ko-fi.com
January 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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Wanting to talk about some of my WIPs more often now my plans are finally stabilizing (I hope!). Got the usual Authorial Paranoia about tipping my hand, placing ideas where they might inspire preemptive imitators. But it *is* ultimately execution that makes a good book, so!

#nsfwwriting #books
January 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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FACT: All "Badass time traveling to the past to prevent a doomed future" characters are transgender. 99% of the time trans men
November 11, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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wearing a hat that says #1 Gooch Cleaner
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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This also seems like a good time to boost the furry writers' starter pack!
January 16, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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$75 away....

$75 away from being somewhat stable again. The rest I can handle with my next check.

Fuck. Yes.

If you wanna help, I'd greatly appreciate it. I'm just trying to get ahead of a late fee.

$Riottherenegade - Cashapp
@Riottherenegade - Venmo
[email protected] - paypal
January 14, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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Sorry, I'm just getting a little desperate...
I wanted to ask around - Does anyone work someplace hiring remote workers? Would you be open to making a connection to a furry in need?
Please let me know! This job market is terrifying, and personal referrals are life changing. 🙏
#furry
January 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Keep it alive. Buy books at cons. Download stories and store them. Hit up folks' Patreons. Read.
January 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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Heads up, WA furries and WA LGBTQ community, you can and SHOULD go on the record as opposing the state-level age verification law here:

Cause by "age verification" we all know they mean "anti-LGBTQ, anti-free-speech."
January 13, 2026 at 1:27 AM