ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜
@flailmorpho.bsky.social
She/It, Hypnodomme, Writer, Plural, Ancom 🔞 29
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Hello darlings~
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
I'm your mother now
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I'm your mother now
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Valve is not your friend. They're a corporation like all the rest.
"It's extremely frustrating and also f*cked up" - one of the world's best indie studios is facing shock closure following confounding Steam ban
www.eurogamer.net/its-extremel...
www.eurogamer.net/its-extremel...
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Valve is not your friend. They're a corporation like all the rest.
in an interesting development, all the spam calls I've gotten lately have decided against leaving voicemails
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
in an interesting development, all the spam calls I've gotten lately have decided against leaving voicemails
be careful when a furry gives you a handjob, there might be a pregnant paws
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
be careful when a furry gives you a handjob, there might be a pregnant paws
I don't understand how so many people play Hades 2 without learning how to say Melinoe
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I don't understand how so many people play Hades 2 without learning how to say Melinoe
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this is what it's like, yeah.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
this is what it's like, yeah.
wait the willy wonka prequel movie was a musical????
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
wait the willy wonka prequel movie was a musical????
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when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
when its definitely not a hostage situation
begging youtubers to talk about more TTRPGs than D&D
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
begging youtubers to talk about more TTRPGs than D&D
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Dear XKCD What If, what if everyone exploded like a nuclear bomb?
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Dear XKCD What If, what if everyone exploded like a nuclear bomb?
jesus christ mister sausage
youtu.be/IlHU7H0tazA?...
youtu.be/IlHU7H0tazA?...
Deep Frying My Own Hand
YouTube video by Ordinary Sausage
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
jesus christ mister sausage
youtu.be/IlHU7H0tazA?...
youtu.be/IlHU7H0tazA?...
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Hello darlings~
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hello darlings~
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
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I'm going to fuck your wife, those reading this without a wife will be provided a wife, who I will fuck
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I'm going to fuck your wife, those reading this without a wife will be provided a wife, who I will fuck
story where it looks like the tyranids are the main bad guys but somehow the genestealers wind up stealing the show
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
story where it looks like the tyranids are the main bad guys but somehow the genestealers wind up stealing the show
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I animated a fun little pixel art piece for @jocat.net !
Honestly impressed with myself I've not really done anything like this before
Honestly impressed with myself I've not really done anything like this before
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I animated a fun little pixel art piece for @jocat.net !
Honestly impressed with myself I've not really done anything like this before
Honestly impressed with myself I've not really done anything like this before
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made a cute little animation for my dear friend @ashquay.bsky.social 💜
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
made a cute little animation for my dear friend @ashquay.bsky.social 💜
I would be over the moon if 17,000 people read my work
“17,000 people read my book on a pirate site! that’s 17,000 lost sales” i’m sorry but we both know it simply does not work that way
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I would be over the moon if 17,000 people read my work
the bimbo juice was too concentrated these girls no longer pass the harkness test
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
the bimbo juice was too concentrated these girls no longer pass the harkness test
I'm going to fuck your wife, those reading this without a wife will be provided a wife, who I will fuck
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I'm going to fuck your wife, those reading this without a wife will be provided a wife, who I will fuck
trans girl who is also a chaser
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
trans girl who is also a chaser
*forces you to actually complete a game of CK3*
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 AM
*forces you to actually complete a game of CK3*
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jesus honly christ
![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
jesus honly christ
there's a hist tree in skyrim because it fell off a floating island that was once part of clavicus vile's realm but his sword turned into a girl and broke off a chunk of his plane of oblivion and a hist tree was on that chunk
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
there's a hist tree in skyrim because it fell off a floating island that was once part of clavicus vile's realm but his sword turned into a girl and broke off a chunk of his plane of oblivion and a hist tree was on that chunk