ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜
@flailmorpho.bsky.social
She/It, Hypnodomme, Writer, Plural, Ancom 🔞 29
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Hello darlings~
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
I would be over the moon if 17,000 people read my work
“17,000 people read my book on a pirate site! that’s 17,000 lost sales” i’m sorry but we both know it simply does not work that way
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I would be over the moon if 17,000 people read my work
the bimbo juice was too concentrated these girls no longer pass the harkness test
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
the bimbo juice was too concentrated these girls no longer pass the harkness test
I'm going to fuck your wife, those reading this without a wife will be provided a wife, who I will fuck
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I'm going to fuck your wife, those reading this without a wife will be provided a wife, who I will fuck
trans girl who is also a chaser
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
trans girl who is also a chaser
*forces you to actually complete a game of CK3*
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 AM
*forces you to actually complete a game of CK3*
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jesus honly christ
![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
jesus honly christ
there's a hist tree in skyrim because it fell off a floating island that was once part of clavicus vile's realm but his sword turned into a girl and broke off a chunk of his plane of oblivion and a hist tree was on that chunk
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
there's a hist tree in skyrim because it fell off a floating island that was once part of clavicus vile's realm but his sword turned into a girl and broke off a chunk of his plane of oblivion and a hist tree was on that chunk
"why did you give the combat robot a massive silicon ass?"
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
"why did you give the combat robot a massive silicon ass?"
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subby preds <3
CNCing a subby pred while they're too full to be able to fight back <3 <3 <3
CNCing a subby pred while they're too full to be able to fight back <3 <3 <3
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
subby preds <3
CNCing a subby pred while they're too full to be able to fight back <3 <3 <3
CNCing a subby pred while they're too full to be able to fight back <3 <3 <3
the only time I was unaware of a subscription I was paying is when streamlabs did that illegal as fuck move where using them to donate money also would sign you up for their subscription service without telling you
Hi, are you too dumb to look over your own bank information? Say hello to Rocket Money, the bank data harvesting app that does for you what you can already do in like 5 minutes
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
the only time I was unaware of a subscription I was paying is when streamlabs did that illegal as fuck move where using them to donate money also would sign you up for their subscription service without telling you
Hi, are you too dumb to look over your own bank information? Say hello to Rocket Money, the bank data harvesting app that does for you what you can already do in like 5 minutes
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Hi, are you too dumb to look over your own bank information? Say hello to Rocket Money, the bank data harvesting app that does for you what you can already do in like 5 minutes
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People really need to learn the value of saying “I was wrong”
The blog post is generally correct (poverty line is an outdated measurement that doesn't adequately capture actual cost of sustenance) but I'm charmed that this economist is discovering that long-standing left observations are true... and being precious about it www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
People really need to learn the value of saying “I was wrong”
"why didn't you prove it with math??"
we did, many times
we did, many times
The blog post is generally correct (poverty line is an outdated measurement that doesn't adequately capture actual cost of sustenance) but I'm charmed that this economist is discovering that long-standing left observations are true... and being precious about it www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
"why didn't you prove it with math??"
we did, many times
we did, many times
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I animated a fun little pixel art piece for @jocat.net !
Honestly impressed with myself I've not really done anything like this before
Honestly impressed with myself I've not really done anything like this before
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I animated a fun little pixel art piece for @jocat.net !
Honestly impressed with myself I've not really done anything like this before
Honestly impressed with myself I've not really done anything like this before
I didn't let astarion become a super vampire, not for any moral reason, just that if he ascends he gets this silly idea in his head that he's the dom in this relationship
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I didn't let astarion become a super vampire, not for any moral reason, just that if he ascends he gets this silly idea in his head that he's the dom in this relationship
note for if you play an SMT game where Gun is a damage type
if it has wings, shoot it, there's like a 95% chance it's weak to guns
if it has wings, shoot it, there's like a 95% chance it's weak to guns
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
note for if you play an SMT game where Gun is a damage type
if it has wings, shoot it, there's like a 95% chance it's weak to guns
if it has wings, shoot it, there's like a 95% chance it's weak to guns
Starcana (my card game) Lore: The main characters all have in universe plot armor. Fate Drives are a technology that manipulates probability and while expensive it's often used to protect important people on a battlefield
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Starcana (my card game) Lore: The main characters all have in universe plot armor. Fate Drives are a technology that manipulates probability and while expensive it's often used to protect important people on a battlefield
chess battle royale
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
chess battle royale
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November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
ljonviz133k34m2u2ut3uc25UK
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I can't believe people let me write 183,895 words and never told me I never spelt hangar right even once
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I can't believe people let me write 183,895 words and never told me I never spelt hangar right even once
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haha oh god the consequences of this are going to be so incredibly grave in five to ten years time
Outrage after Trump’s bill reclassifying nursing as not a ‘professional degree’
Nursing organizations warn limiting access to student funding ‘threatens the very foundation of patient care’
www.independent.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
haha oh god the consequences of this are going to be so incredibly grave in five to ten years time
12 pack of frogs
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
12 pack of frogs
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All I want for Christmas is the GenAI bubble to pop so we can move onto the next tech bro scam.
Maybe some socks too
Maybe some socks too
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
All I want for Christmas is the GenAI bubble to pop so we can move onto the next tech bro scam.
Maybe some socks too
Maybe some socks too
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made a cute little animation for my dear friend @ashquay.bsky.social 💜
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
made a cute little animation for my dear friend @ashquay.bsky.social 💜
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free
1hr
1hr
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
free
1hr
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