Crystal Jordan, PhD
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Academic librarian / award-winning author. Writer of spicy PNR and SFF romance. Lover of tea, travel, books, yarn, and plants. Unapologetic nerd. California native. Proud citizen of Romancelandia. She/her. Demi 🖤🩶🤍💜 www.crystaljordan.com
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Writing and reading romance is an act of positive psychology and an act of resistance. Keep pissing them off, #Romancelandia!
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NPR @npr.org · 5d
Feeling exhausted this fall but still want to celebrate all the good things the season brings? We've got a list of simple ideas to make your lead-up to Halloween feel warm, restful and a little eerie.
8 low-effort ways to make Spooky Season feel cozy and festive
Feeling exhausted this fall but still want to celebrate all the good things the season brings? We've got a list of simple ideas to make your lead-up to Halloween feel warm, restful and a little eerie.
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Went to a party hosted by an absolute icon
A hanging banner spelling out “PLEASE LEAVE BY 8”
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Only tech dudes would reframe the relentless management exploitation of their time and talent as a feature, not a bug. They're self-exploiting, and then they'll be tossed aside when their value is depleted.

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/b...
Would You Work ‘996’? The Hustle Culture Trend Is Taking Hold in Silicon Valley.
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Oh, that's a good one!

I'd go with "Happy" from Pharrell Williams.
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Daughter needs a new boyfriend, clearly.
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Leave Hawaii and their reasonable gun laws alone!
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SCOTUS this morning announced the following grants out of the long conference — including the following question over a challenge to Hawaii's gun restrictions that bar guns from private spaces open to the public unless the owner expressly allows guns.
(ORDER LIST: 606 U.S.)
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3, 2025
24-699
24-983
24-1046
24-1238
25-95
CERTIORARI GRANTED
EXXON MOBIL CORP. V. CORPORACIÓN CIMEX, ET AL.
HAVANA DOCKS CORP. V. ROYAL CARIBBEAN CRUISES, ET AL.
The petitions for writs of certiorari are granted.
WOLFORD, JASON, ET AL. V. LOPEZ, ATT'Y GEN. OF HI
The petition for a writ of certiorari is granted limited to
Question 1 presented by the petition.
MONTGOMERY, SHAWN V. CARIBE TRANSPORT II, LLC, ET AL.
PUNG, MICHAEL V. ISABELLA COUNTY, MICHIGAN
The petitions for writs of certiorari are granted. The questions presented are:
1. Whether the Ninth Circuit erred in holding, in direct conflict with the Second Circuit, that Hawaii may presumptively prohibit the carry of handguns by licensed concealed carry permit holders on private property open to the public unless the property owner affirmatively gives express permission to the handgun carrier?
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You do not have your shit sorted as much as you think; you are not old; this is not your last chance to get strong but it’s the best time to start; life is not an exercise in what is enough; shitty jobs and spouses to the airlock; get free, get fed, then help others do the same.
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Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
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Today's key goal: finding that perfect moment when a microwaved pot pie goes from lava that will strip all flesh from your mouth to perfectly hot and yummy.

Also, stay hydrated.

And, as always, fuck the patriarchy.
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And a pic with the moon too.
A photo of a SpaceX rocket flying across an early evening sky with the moon below and the tops of trees and a house at the bottom.
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Okay, I *wish* it was a UFO, but the prof tells me it's a SpaceX rocket launched from Vandenberg (former Air Force Base). 👽🚀
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Thus, we are off to entertain him with stories of our summer travels to Prague, Dresden, and Dublin. I baked a blueberry cobbler this morning as an offering. Hopefully, this also gives his wife/nurse a break too. They really are awesome people and this sucks.

And also?

Fuck cancer.
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We're headed over to visit some friends this afternoon. He's on his second surgery and round of radiation for cancer, and he's well enough to be bored about being stuck at home.
A rectangular glass baking dish with a blueberry cobbler with a crumble topping.
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This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)
a small brown dog leaps up from behind a pile of crunchy brown leaves. her eyes and mouth are open wide, and her big floppy ears are extended out like wings to either side.
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JAMA @jama.com · 17d
💬 Viewpoint: Homelessness is shaped by federal policies, and addressing it requires evidence-based solutions centered on affordable housing and community support rather than prioritizing public safety measures.

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JAMA article "Homelessness Policy—Assessing the Current Federal Approach" by Katherine A. Koh, MD, MSc; Jeff Olivet, MA. Published online September 22, 2025. Article discusses homelessness in the US.
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Star Wars, about fighting imperial fascism and authoritarian control, brought to you by Free Speech Advocates, Disney

*checks notes*

oh no
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"no long term parental figures*"

*except the mom, but we only care about dads
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Remember: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder. [Cartoon by Jace Avery]
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It's the first day of autumn.

And it's 83 degrees here.

I will still be buying myself pumpkin spice everything. As one does.