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Cryticl
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We're more than just a Discord bot - we're an entire platform - an ecosystem.
https://discord.cryticl.com - https://cryticl.com
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I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU
February 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I HAVE JUST WATCHED THAT VIDEO AND I WAS CURIOUS ABOUT THAT!
In case anybody wants proof that that radio actually works and I use it

(Also I replaced the capacitors back in high school)
February 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Hm? 👀
February 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
God's work!
We're doing our best at making a CLI to increase productivity of #javascript (well #nodejs) developers by automating tasks and avoiding headache.

Unstable RC is out for testing, we'd be thankful if you tried it out and reported any issue on GitHub.
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Release 3.0.0-rc.2 · ZakaHaceCosas/FuckingNode
FuckingNode V3 (Release Candidate 2) This RC fixes some more issues, some of which we weren't aware of on release of RC1 and some of which we were. There are still issues to fix, so expect more RCs...
github.com
February 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
No, I don't, still won't watch tho 😏
February 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What the fuck is up with the internet lately
February 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Reposted by Cryticl
Shame on every "journalist" writing shit like this.

Shame.
February 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Searching posts by a user only beeing added now is crazy.
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Feb 17
📢 App Version 1.98 is rolling out now, including: (1/5)

• a new option for who can reply to your posts
• search posts by a user
• lots of little improvements to make the app feel better!
February 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Reposted by Cryticl
As a #javascript developer you probably clone many repos. Git is cool, but running GIT CLONE then CD then NPM INSTALL then CODE . can be annoying and time consuming. We fixed that!

Speed up the process of cloning and starting up projects with FuckingNode. Get the CLI here github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
February 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Rest in pieces, Duolingo bird.
You shall not be missed.
BUT ALL THE FAMILIES U KIDNAPPED SHOULD B-
February 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
New day, new clock in to work.
What have we missed?
February 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
F****G NODE!!!!!!
We at Team FuckingNode are happy to open up our bsky.app account to keep you updated on our project: the FuckingNode CLI, designed to (as the name implies), make the fucking headache of maintaining NodeJS projects... a bit less of a headache.

Get it here, now: github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Release 2.2.1 · ZakaHaceCosas/FuckingNode
F*ckingNode 2.2.1 This patch fixes some issues with the newly added flagless features & per-project cleanups, as well as a bunch of issues with workspaces that've been in there since v1. For conven...
github.com
February 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It's gonna be XAI, duh
The greatest business battle EVER to be fought will come when President Elon starts trying to implement AI for federal processes.

The battle will be fought over which company’s AI will be used by the feds.

This is a zero sum battle that will create more chaos than this country has ever seen
February 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Maybe the internet just shouldn't have been invented.
February 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Fun fact, our name "Cryticl" (pronounced as "critical") stems from the tears of our developers!
February 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Announcing Cryticl Activities - Let your creativity run wild.

Coming soon with the public launch of Cryticl! Check out our Discord for more information :). See you there ;)
February 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
We're on Bluesky now, BABY!!!!
February 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM