Chris Shaw
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I wish I could use those big soft, poofy comforters, but for some reason they make my body channel my inner Ted Stryker whilst I sleep. But they feel sooo good until I wake up at 2AM like it's a Georgia summer afternoon.
a man wearing headphones is sweating while sitting in an airplane .
ALT: a man wearing headphones is sweating while sitting in an airplane .
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Watching old VHS recordings of Elvira with the commercials intact is a special kind of comfort food.

I'm going to check out Svengoolie soon, too.
a woman in a black dress says happy halloween
ALT: a woman in a black dress says happy halloween
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I knew their burgers tasted different...
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Night 11, Mall Madness, Snyder's Dawn of the Dead. Definitely my favorite Snyder flick.

#horror #horrorsky #filmsky
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I believe it's a sample. It's been years since I heard it though.
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"Too many subplots" is out as well.
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The plots of about a thousand political thrillers seem ridiculously vanilla nowadays.
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I'm using Masters of Horror night as an excuse to have my annual Halloween viewing.

#horror #horrorsky #filmsky #nowwatching
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Their brains are totally twisted after decades of fear mongering. They are completely oblivious to the irony of the whole situation.
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You don't blow up Venezuelan & Colombian boats in international waters -- killing 21 people -- and expect a Nobel Peace Prize.
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Momo is getting a lesson in why quid pro quo is typically frowned upon.
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This is going to be amazing for the already awesome communication between the various law enforcement agencies in this country—another win for the Trumpettes!
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Dude should have been an interior decorator since that's all that he gives a shit about beyond torturing brown people.
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I remember having to buy my first copy of Ichi the Killer from a produce vendor in San Francisco's China Town. The mission made the movie extra awesome, though.
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Awwww, the widdle dictator needs a participation trophy. It would make them pathetic, but that's just redundant nowadays.