Cthuwu
@cthuwu.bsky.social
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Cthuwu
@cthuwu.bsky.social
· May 14
Yo I wanna be best friends with that guy with the one big white stripe on his shirt. Everyone else can fuck off.
Dude has fucking MOVES.
Dude has fucking MOVES.
I don't want AI in my head, thanks.
AI-powered startup Fortell has become a secret handshake for the privileged hearing-impaired crowd who swear by the product. Now, it wants to be in your ears.
Want This Hearing Aid? Well, Who Do You Know?
AI-powered startup Fortell has become a secret handshake for the privileged hearing-impaired crowd who swear by the product. Now, it wants to be in your ears.
wrd.cm
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I don't want AI in my head, thanks.
I can't believe I put the teeth on the wrong FUCKING side
December 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can't believe I put the teeth on the wrong FUCKING side
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brb gonna mail luigi mangione and tell him when he's old and all his hair is gray he should go by his middle name nicholas and officially become saint nick given how much christmas cheer he's spread, his own december holiday, saint title, and the fact he receives year round christmas letters
December 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
brb gonna mail luigi mangione and tell him when he's old and all his hair is gray he should go by his middle name nicholas and officially become saint nick given how much christmas cheer he's spread, his own december holiday, saint title, and the fact he receives year round christmas letters
Who knew you could use a plant as a record player like wow dude
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Who knew you could use a plant as a record player like wow dude
If you see an otter with really big tits you are allowed, and maybe even required, to call them ottermelons.
December 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If you see an otter with really big tits you are allowed, and maybe even required, to call them ottermelons.
I've never gone to check the news faster
the PRESIDENT is DEAD
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I've never gone to check the news faster
I really hope so
LMAO Luigi is going to get off scot-free. He really is.
11 officers present to arrest Luigi Mangione "for taking 40 minutes to eat his McDonald's meal" including NYPD officers who were far outside jurisdiction and had invited themselves. They can be heard interrupting Altoona police radio to announce they'll be arriving despite being ignored by local PD.
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I really hope so
I just found my new favorite song.
I don't understand why some people don't like power metal. Like holy fuck dude this is so good.
That drummer, too. Like bruh.
youtu.be/OzG3yCxhZiw?...
I don't understand why some people don't like power metal. Like holy fuck dude this is so good.
That drummer, too. Like bruh.
youtu.be/OzG3yCxhZiw?...
1st0 「PLANETARY NEBULA」 Official Music Video
YouTube video by 1st0
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I just found my new favorite song.
I don't understand why some people don't like power metal. Like holy fuck dude this is so good.
That drummer, too. Like bruh.
youtu.be/OzG3yCxhZiw?...
I don't understand why some people don't like power metal. Like holy fuck dude this is so good.
That drummer, too. Like bruh.
youtu.be/OzG3yCxhZiw?...
lol a skeet made me realize I'm not looking forward to anytyhing.
What are you excited about this month?
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
lol a skeet made me realize I'm not looking forward to anytyhing.
They should call them chompsticks because when you use them for eating you chomp.
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
They should call them chompsticks because when you use them for eating you chomp.
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Brian Thompson hasn't been arrested for driving drunk again in a year! Thank you for keeping the streets safe, Luigi!
December 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Brian Thompson hasn't been arrested for driving drunk again in a year! Thank you for keeping the streets safe, Luigi!
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kinda crazy how it’s acceptable to eat your twin as long as it’s in utero
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 AM
kinda crazy how it’s acceptable to eat your twin as long as it’s in utero
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It utterly disgusts me that CEOs of health insurance companies make insane amounts of money off of the people they insure. It disgusts me that insurance companies profits off the people they deny medical treatment to. They get rich while people die; that’s what’s disgusting.
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It utterly disgusts me that CEOs of health insurance companies make insane amounts of money off of the people they insure. It disgusts me that insurance companies profits off the people they deny medical treatment to. They get rich while people die; that’s what’s disgusting.
nice
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
nice
I watch youtube literally 10 hours a day.
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I watch youtube literally 10 hours a day.
I had to go pick up some meds today and in the parking lot was this car that had a decal of trump on a back window.
Sorry it's blurry. I didnt want to stop to take an actual pic in case the owner of the car saw me
Sorry it's blurry. I didnt want to stop to take an actual pic in case the owner of the car saw me
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I had to go pick up some meds today and in the parking lot was this car that had a decal of trump on a back window.
Sorry it's blurry. I didnt want to stop to take an actual pic in case the owner of the car saw me
Sorry it's blurry. I didnt want to stop to take an actual pic in case the owner of the car saw me
If you don't have chicken, try using chicken.
like wtf is this bs
like wtf is this bs
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
If you don't have chicken, try using chicken.
like wtf is this bs
like wtf is this bs
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Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
Imagine thinking you have to shoot someone because they stole a couple of things from a halloween store youtu.be/Kp81jX6QV4U...
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Imagine thinking you have to shoot someone because they stole a couple of things from a halloween store youtu.be/Kp81jX6QV4U...