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Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Aug 9

No no wait think about it, you get the big yoplait pack at the Costco with the pepperoni, mozzarella, and marinara flavored yogurts, then you make yourself a nice pizza smootie every morning to drink on the way to work

Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Jul 23

We have reached the point where the dog is demanding and refusing to eat anything but freshly poached chicken breast. How did we get here

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🦷🩸🐰Cider🐰🩸🦷 @ciderbunart.bsky.social · Jul 22

Rest in peace, king 🤘🖤🦇

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Jasper Hedgehog @jasperhedgehog.bsky.social · Mar 19

Panic! At The Grocery Store

beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · Mar 18

i accidentally took a photo while zooming and it looks exactly like what having a panic attack in the grocery store feels like

a photo of an empty aisle in the grocery store, everything is stretched out and blurry except the center of the photo

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Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Feb 11

So in the last 24, Putin has snubbed Trump, and Iran has threatened to snuff him? What's next, Kim Jong Un calling to make fun of his hair? Can't believe people thought THIS was the guy that was gonna bring the world's bad actors in line

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Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Feb 11

"Good morning human. I have pooped in my crate again, and I am sorry for that. Please give me food"

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Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Feb 8

Just so you know, if you see me with a black eye, IT WAS AN *ACCIDENT*

Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Feb 7

Someone on reddit wrote "Luke thought it was a stupid idea but they did it anyway" sums up like 2/3 of the New Republic in the old EU, and man is that so goddamn true it hurts

Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Feb 7

I feel like the people screaming "TERF is a slur!" are SO close to acknowledging that being a TERF is a bad thing.

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Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Jan 30

What if, and hear me out cause I know this is crazy, what if we DIDN'T put people in an offshore concentration camp at the site of one of our more recent national shames. Just skip right to the "being ashamed of ourselves" part. That's what I'd call "government efficiency"

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Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Jan 30

America has a really unfortunate tendency to put people in camps, then realize that oh wait thats an atrocity and reorganize it as a "national shame".

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Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Jan 27

Hand painting is fine, its all ive ever done

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Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Jan 27

Plastic crack or actual crack.....what a decision

Jk you should definitely get into painting 40k minis

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Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Jan 10

Im well aware im a few years late with this take, but did Bad Batch really need to give us the origin story of the Rancor from Jabba's Palace?

Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Jan 5

Yesterday I got to celebrate my big sister getting married! Congratulations Shannon and James!

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Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Nov 28

Oh hell yeah

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Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Nov 15

*siiiiiiigh*
Oh mom............🤦‍♂️

Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Oct 13

Cupcakes are surprisingly expensive yall

Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Oct 12

What the FUCK is choc/chip cheese and how is it a cupcake flavor

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Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Apr 11

This is like 80% my biggest thing I want when Im sick, and the thing I most feel bad asking for

Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · Apr 11

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sick, laying in bed with a cooling cloth on his forehead, and his phone, a bag of cough drops, package of tissues and thermometer in front of him. Green is standing beside the bed, talking to him.
Green: You've got your phone, thermometer, cough drops, tissues... Let me know if you need anything, ok?

Blue stirs, and Green looks at him.
Blue: I need you.

Green settles into the bed next to Blue, focused and wide awake as Blue peacefully sleeps.

Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Mar 6

Why do the people I work with/for keep acting surprised that I frequently dont get to take a break and eat until the end of the day? Im the only tech here supporting a couple hundred users, when ELSE am I gonna get to stop for a solid hour if not after everyone goes home?

Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Feb 25

Man, if you feel like being *really* sad, I cant recommend "Exposed:The Ghost Train Fire" on Netflix highly enough

Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Feb 16

Its always a nice feeling when you get notifications of a stock dropping in value and can go "haHA! Sold that one yesterday"

Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Jan 24

Watching Rally Racing is fun, cause in the back of my head im always thinking "man those spectators are damn near ON the track, they've got a lot of faith in those drivers"

Rayne Reynard @cuhall.bsky.social · Jan 18

Where is this?