Jasper Hedgehog
@jasperhedgehog.bsky.social
He/Him. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. No Kings.
Likes: furries, drag, reality TV, nerd shit, music
Husband: HobbitusCaesar.bsky.social
Likes: furries, drag, reality TV, nerd shit, music
Husband: HobbitusCaesar.bsky.social
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So the email telling us to tell team members they need to email a specific person is wrong and instead the team member needs to tell their manager to send the email on their behalf? And I had no way of knowing that except for someone above me who is in the closed-door conversations telling me?
Monthly "I can't stand this fucking job and I can't wait to get the fuck out of here" skeet
December 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
So the email telling us to tell team members they need to email a specific person is wrong and instead the team member needs to tell their manager to send the email on their behalf? And I had no way of knowing that except for someone above me who is in the closed-door conversations telling me?
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December 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Monthly "I can't stand this fucking job and I can't wait to get the fuck out of here" skeet
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you already know what's up
(steam sale rec thread is what's up)
as always, i focus primarily on older, obscure, and just plain weird games, as big name titles don't need the help.
so, onwards!
(steam sale rec thread is what's up)
as always, i focus primarily on older, obscure, and just plain weird games, as big name titles don't need the help.
so, onwards!
December 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
you already know what's up
(steam sale rec thread is what's up)
as always, i focus primarily on older, obscure, and just plain weird games, as big name titles don't need the help.
so, onwards!
(steam sale rec thread is what's up)
as always, i focus primarily on older, obscure, and just plain weird games, as big name titles don't need the help.
so, onwards!
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Y’all, look. It’s Duck Dargent. 😝
December 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Y’all, look. It’s Duck Dargent. 😝
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December 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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"Are we still capable of talking to each other," asks the woman hired by billionaires whose economic model is predicated on fomenting polarization to install an actual criminal who dismantles the regulatory state that kept them from fully extracting what remaining wealth there was from the lower 99%
December 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"Are we still capable of talking to each other," asks the woman hired by billionaires whose economic model is predicated on fomenting polarization to install an actual criminal who dismantles the regulatory state that kept them from fully extracting what remaining wealth there was from the lower 99%
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
—-
Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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My Pitchers photos have been uploaded! I had a blast and loved seeing all the beautiful suits! photos.modernmonocle.net/Furry-Stuff/...
#photography #furry #fursuit #dc #pitchers #DCFM
#photography #furry #fursuit #dc #pitchers #DCFM
Pitchers 12-13-25 - Modern Monocle
Hobby photographer. Skullbird. Caw!
photos.modernmonocle.net
December 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My Pitchers photos have been uploaded! I had a blast and loved seeing all the beautiful suits! photos.modernmonocle.net/Furry-Stuff/...
#photography #furry #fursuit #dc #pitchers #DCFM
#photography #furry #fursuit #dc #pitchers #DCFM
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Christmas art! Big sweater time! Thank you it's really cute!
🎨: bsky.app/profile/arti...
🎨: bsky.app/profile/arti...
December 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Christmas art! Big sweater time! Thank you it's really cute!
🎨: bsky.app/profile/arti...
🎨: bsky.app/profile/arti...
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what do they gain from this
December 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
what do they gain from this
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I try to focus on posting about art and comics and not my complaints about the state of everything but GOOD GRIEF
December 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I try to focus on posting about art and comics and not my complaints about the state of everything but GOOD GRIEF
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he ate the fuck out of this
December 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
he ate the fuck out of this
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nothing compares.
dancer: @phor.bsky.social
video: @bemanitiger.bsky.social
full vid: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EYw...
dancer: @phor.bsky.social
video: @bemanitiger.bsky.social
full vid: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EYw...
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
nothing compares.
dancer: @phor.bsky.social
video: @bemanitiger.bsky.social
full vid: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EYw...
dancer: @phor.bsky.social
video: @bemanitiger.bsky.social
full vid: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EYw...
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I just want one mobile game screw puzzle app that isn't complete and total bloatware/money grab because it scratches all the right itches 😭
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I just want one mobile game screw puzzle app that isn't complete and total bloatware/money grab because it scratches all the right itches 😭
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Thinking about my mall rats today--malls are pretty dead in the US right now but we're going to some fun mall events and pop-ups run by artists this weekend!
December 5, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Thinking about my mall rats today--malls are pretty dead in the US right now but we're going to some fun mall events and pop-ups run by artists this weekend!