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(He/Him) I sometimes write nsfw scripts. I sometimes write sfw scripts. I mostly think I’m hilarious, because someone has to. 49. Adults only here, please.
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· Nov 12
I realized that while I say that I write scripts for audio (both erotic and not), I haven’t posted any here, so please allow me to offer a sampling of my works:
Five classes I took in college:
-Scientific and Technical Writing
-Metabolic Diversity of Prokaryotes
-World Literature
-The Epistle of James
-French IV
-Scientific and Technical Writing
-Metabolic Diversity of Prokaryotes
-World Literature
-The Epistle of James
-French IV
Five classes I took in college:
- History of Language
- Literary Theory
- Poetic Voices
- Film (History and Analysis)
- Storytelling (Focused on the tradition of Storytelling in cultures around the world).
Bonus: I also took like a gazillion different literature classes.
- History of Language
- Literary Theory
- Poetic Voices
- Film (History and Analysis)
- Storytelling (Focused on the tradition of Storytelling in cultures around the world).
Bonus: I also took like a gazillion different literature classes.
Five Classes I took in college:
- History of Mathematics in the Islamic World
- Greek and Roman Drama (through the Classics department)
- Cinematography
- Greek and Roman Drama (through the Theatre department)
- Hard-Boiled Crime Fiction and Film Noir
- History of Mathematics in the Islamic World
- Greek and Roman Drama (through the Classics department)
- Cinematography
- Greek and Roman Drama (through the Theatre department)
- Hard-Boiled Crime Fiction and Film Noir
January 31, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Five classes I took in college:
-Scientific and Technical Writing
-Metabolic Diversity of Prokaryotes
-World Literature
-The Epistle of James
-French IV
-Scientific and Technical Writing
-Metabolic Diversity of Prokaryotes
-World Literature
-The Epistle of James
-French IV
I’m a wizard, Harry!
Wait, no forget that line, and FJKR.
But yeah, Wizard is my top result.
Answering positively on questions about empathy and taking care of people gives a good boost to the scores in Cleric and Paladin as well.
Anything surprising in these?
Wait, no forget that line, and FJKR.
But yeah, Wizard is my top result.
Answering positively on questions about empathy and taking care of people gives a good boost to the scores in Cleric and Paladin as well.
Anything surprising in these?
January 28, 2026 at 12:18 PM
I’m a wizard, Harry!
Wait, no forget that line, and FJKR.
But yeah, Wizard is my top result.
Answering positively on questions about empathy and taking care of people gives a good boost to the scores in Cleric and Paladin as well.
Anything surprising in these?
Wait, no forget that line, and FJKR.
But yeah, Wizard is my top result.
Answering positively on questions about empathy and taking care of people gives a good boost to the scores in Cleric and Paladin as well.
Anything surprising in these?
Was that one too far? It might have been too far.
January 27, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Was that one too far? It might have been too far.
When she sends a wet-sounding voice message and says “Hear that? It’s all for you.”
January 27, 2026 at 10:33 PM
When she sends a wet-sounding voice message and says “Hear that? It’s all for you.”
How has the weather been? I found myself thinking when I went out this evening “Oh, it’s not so bad out now.” Reader, it was 3 degrees. (That’s -16 for the less Fahrenheit-inclined of you.)
January 25, 2026 at 2:23 AM
How has the weather been? I found myself thinking when I went out this evening “Oh, it’s not so bad out now.” Reader, it was 3 degrees. (That’s -16 for the less Fahrenheit-inclined of you.)
When I’m trying to act like everything is ok but it’s really not.
January 22, 2026 at 1:53 PM
When I’m trying to act like everything is ok but it’s really not.
Still about yesterday.
January 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Still about yesterday.
Truthful Feral Friday thoughts about the timeline right now:
(CW: Horny thoughts aimed at practically everyone in general)
All the pretty pussy on my timeline has me feeling extra feral this Friday. It makes me wish I could line any and all of you whose wish to be included up and lick each one
(CW: Horny thoughts aimed at practically everyone in general)
All the pretty pussy on my timeline has me feeling extra feral this Friday. It makes me wish I could line any and all of you whose wish to be included up and lick each one
January 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Truthful Feral Friday thoughts about the timeline right now:
(CW: Horny thoughts aimed at practically everyone in general)
All the pretty pussy on my timeline has me feeling extra feral this Friday. It makes me wish I could line any and all of you whose wish to be included up and lick each one
(CW: Horny thoughts aimed at practically everyone in general)
All the pretty pussy on my timeline has me feeling extra feral this Friday. It makes me wish I could line any and all of you whose wish to be included up and lick each one
How I want to be with all these on my timeline today.
January 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
How I want to be with all these on my timeline today.
Me seeing more and more posts popping up on my timeline today.
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Me seeing more and more posts popping up on my timeline today.
The timeline on here today.
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
The timeline on here today.
“It’s date night. Show me what you’re wearing for our date.” And I just hold up a mirror in front of you.
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
“It’s date night. Show me what you’re wearing for our date.” And I just hold up a mirror in front of you.
It’s almost Thanksgiving, and I’m looking to stuff you like a turkey.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It’s almost Thanksgiving, and I’m looking to stuff you like a turkey.
I’m not going to tell you how long I spent this evening looking for the SNL skit of Will Ferrell as George W Bush where he says about the Capitol “that big tit building is on fire again.”
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’m not going to tell you how long I spent this evening looking for the SNL skit of Will Ferrell as George W Bush where he says about the Capitol “that big tit building is on fire again.”
Just one? Pssh. Amateur. Why, sometimes I’ve had as many a six concerns before breakfast.
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Just one? Pssh. Amateur. Why, sometimes I’ve had as many a six concerns before breakfast.
Me, ignoring all the warning signs of an inevitable breakdown.
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Me, ignoring all the warning signs of an inevitable breakdown.
*buzzes in*
What is something my southern family has never said?
Let’s switch the category and go with Potent Potables for 200, Ken.
What is something my southern family has never said?
Let’s switch the category and go with Potent Potables for 200, Ken.
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
*buzzes in*
What is something my southern family has never said?
Let’s switch the category and go with Potent Potables for 200, Ken.
What is something my southern family has never said?
Let’s switch the category and go with Potent Potables for 200, Ken.
Well fuck.
Don’t mind me. Just frantically updating my resume because I might or might not want this job but I have to apply today and don’t get any time to think about it.
October 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Well fuck.
Don’t mind me. Just frantically updating my resume because I might or might not want this job but I have to apply today and don’t get any time to think about it.
September 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Don’t mind me. Just frantically updating my resume because I might or might not want this job but I have to apply today and don’t get any time to think about it.
How am I doing? Well, someone told me that I was doing a good job today, and I immediately started to cry, so…I’m doing great. HBU?
September 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
How am I doing? Well, someone told me that I was doing a good job today, and I immediately started to cry, so…I’m doing great. HBU?
I’ve been struggling a lot in recent months, and it’s left me no capacity to exist here. I realize this means I’ve ghosted multiple friends, which is hurtful. That wasn’t what I meant to do, but that doesn’t mean it’s not shitty—just that I’m a regular piece of shit rather than a malicious one.
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
media.tenor.com
July 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’ve been struggling a lot in recent months, and it’s left me no capacity to exist here. I realize this means I’ve ghosted multiple friends, which is hurtful. That wasn’t what I meant to do, but that doesn’t mean it’s not shitty—just that I’m a regular piece of shit rather than a malicious one.
