C
@cwhat.bsky.social
(He/Him) I sometimes write nsfw scripts. I sometimes write sfw scripts. I mostly think I’m hilarious, because someone has to. 49. Adults only here, please.
Why is this very wrong and inappropriate scenario so very hot?
December 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Why is this very wrong and inappropriate scenario so very hot?
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside.
December 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside.
Somewhere an HBO Max showrunner is taking frantic notes.
December 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Somewhere an HBO Max showrunner is taking frantic notes.
I thought Luteal New Year wasn’t until February this year. That’s the one with the dragons and parades and fireworks, right?
December 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I thought Luteal New Year wasn’t until February this year. That’s the one with the dragons and parades and fireworks, right?
Who the fuck is making judgements about someone else’s relationships? *Why* the fuck is anyone making judgements about someone else’s relationships?
Fuck anybody kicking someone while they’re down.
Do what you need to take care of you.
Fuck anybody kicking someone while they’re down.
Do what you need to take care of you.
December 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Who the fuck is making judgements about someone else’s relationships? *Why* the fuck is anyone making judgements about someone else’s relationships?
Fuck anybody kicking someone while they’re down.
Do what you need to take care of you.
Fuck anybody kicking someone while they’re down.
Do what you need to take care of you.
So, how’d you do at holding back angry responses, because that feels like I would have been a tough one.
December 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So, how’d you do at holding back angry responses, because that feels like I would have been a tough one.
It’s because (a) relatable and (b) everybody’s hoping they are one.
December 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It’s because (a) relatable and (b) everybody’s hoping they are one.
I’m not sure where you’re getting this information, but I don’t think I like whatever source it is.
December 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I’m not sure where you’re getting this information, but I don’t think I like whatever source it is.
Sorry. Sometimes the jokes refuse to stay in my head.
December 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sorry. Sometimes the jokes refuse to stay in my head.
*Don’t make a joke about wanting to eat it and then say the bread looks good too.. Don’t make a joke about wanting to eat it and then say the bread looks good too.*
December 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
*Don’t make a joke about wanting to eat it and then say the bread looks good too.. Don’t make a joke about wanting to eat it and then say the bread looks good too.*
I mean, not literally, because it would be weird and not ok to actually tell you in an unsolicited manner about cumming to you, regardless of what type of content you post.
But you do look incredible.
But you do look incredible.
December 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I mean, not literally, because it would be weird and not ok to actually tell you in an unsolicited manner about cumming to you, regardless of what type of content you post.
But you do look incredible.
But you do look incredible.
Never thought I’d be jealous of a string of lights. I want to be tangled up in there.
December 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Never thought I’d be jealous of a string of lights. I want to be tangled up in there.
That trend is always alive.
December 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
That trend is always alive.
There you go. You’re getting it now.
December 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
There you go. You’re getting it now.
I guess this proves I’m not Santa since he doesn’t come until Christmas Eve.
December 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I guess this proves I’m not Santa since he doesn’t come until Christmas Eve.
I didn’t see this until now, but I hope it was the best birthday ever. She deserves to be herself and be with people who love and accept her.
December 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I didn’t see this until now, but I hope it was the best birthday ever. She deserves to be herself and be with people who love and accept her.
I’m gonna perceive the hell out of you and maybe even hug you.
December 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I’m gonna perceive the hell out of you and maybe even hug you.
God damn Spange. You look incredible. You always do.
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
God damn Spange. You look incredible. You always do.
Have you considered it’s not the airbnbs making it look that way?
December 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Have you considered it’s not the airbnbs making it look that way?
I don’t remember Clipse looking or sounding like that, but they weren’t kidding about the world being about to feel something that they’ve never felt before.
three men standing in front of a brick building with the word grindin on the bottom right
ALT: three men standing in front of a brick building with the word grindin on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I don’t remember Clipse looking or sounding like that, but they weren’t kidding about the world being about to feel something that they’ve never felt before.