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KJ/Gokuzard, Pastor of the Church of the Waifu Goddesses
@cyntifa.bsky.social
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28, Black, autistic, he/him.
Most wholesome cishet waifu lover™, LGBT+ ally, VERY positive-aggressive, VERY RT-heavy.
NSFW alt: @Cyntifa-Again.bsky.social
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KJ/Gokuzard, Pastor of the Church of the Waifu Goddesses @cyntifa.bsky.social · 23d
Welcome to the Church of the Waifu Goddesses: Tifa, Cynthia, Shantae and Litchi. I'm Pastor KJ.
-28
-Black
-Autistic
-LGBT+ ally
Interests:
Pokémon
FF7
Shantae
Mario
Xenoblade
Smash
P3R
Fighting games
Fairy Tail
More below (1/?)
All I have right now is a Switch 1, a Wii, a PS2 I got in the PS4 era with only a handful of games, and a laptop. PLA: Don't have ZA yet. FF7: Never played the remake, or any other mainline FF, for that matter, aside from the original Steam version of 6, the Pixel Remaster of 1, and the Steam port of the DS remake of 4. Shantae Seven Sirens: Haven't played Risky Revolution yet. Granblue Rising: Interchangeable with Relink, but I'm keeping it one per franchise and I haven't played the OG. Forgotten Land: Haven't played RtDLDX yet. Sonic Frontiers: Haven't played Shadow Gens yet. Arise: Only finished this and Vesperia. Rev 2: Barely played Strive as of now. UNICLR: Haven't played much of UNI 2 yet. Bayo 1: Don't have Bayo 2, 3 or the prequel yet. SFV: Haven't played SF6 yet, basically tied USF4 KoF 13: Haven't played 14 or much of 15. P3R: Only SMT game I've played. MHR: Only Monster Hunter I played, haven't played Sunbreak yet. Octopath 2: Haven't played the first game. Metroid Dread: Only Metroid I've played aside from Samus Returns, Super and Fusion. Cyber Sleuth: Only Digimon game I've played. 3 Houses: Only FE I've played besides Blazing Sword, only done CF and half of SS as of writing. Trails in the Sky: Only played FC as of now. Arkham Asylum: Only one I played so far. Rivals of Aether: Barely played the second game. DK64: Haven't played Bananza because I don't have a Switch 2. DQ11: Only DQ game I played aside from a bit of 8, but the disc for that was too scratched to play most of the time. Also haven't done the postgame yet. Crash 4: Only played the remakes and 4. Ace Attorney 1: Haven't played the others as of writing this. RCG: Haven't played 2, only played a bit of 0. Freedom Planet: Haven't played the sequel. Breath of Fire: Only played the first one. Undertale: Haven't played Deltarune yet F-Zero X: Haven't played any later games, except GP Legend, and that was over a decade ago, and 99. Oath in Felghana: Only played the remakes of the first 3 games. Pokémon (on episode 1 of gen 7) Demon Slayer (Only watched up to season 3, episode 12.) Fairy Tail (only on episode 72) Sword Art Online (haven't watched Alicization yet) Sgt. Frog (I'm on season 5) Granblue (Read the manga, haven't played the gacha, played Rising and Relink) Madoka (only watched the first 3 movies) Dragon Ball (only watched 40-ish episodes of the OG and haven't started any other series) Spy x Family (only watched up to episode 6, but read the manga from there up to where season 1 ends.) Attack on Titan (only a few episodes into season 2) Edens Zero (on episode 17) One Piece (only up to Arlong Park) One-Punch Man (read up to where episode 19 starts, haven't seen the anime) Zom 100 (read up to volume 6, haven't seen the anime) Fire Force (On episode 8) Rave Master (On episode 11) Code Geass (On episode 10) Tokyo Ghoul (Watched the anime years ago, on volume 4 of the manga) High School DXD - On episode 12 Tsukihime - Read the manga and not the VN
cyntifa.bsky.social
Repost with your top 5 anime series in no particular order

Pokémon
Sgt. Frog
Gurren Lagann
Sword Art Online
Demon Slayer
priestequalsaura.bsky.social priest = aura @priestequalsaura.bsky.social · 1h
Repost with your top 5 anime series in no particular order:

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Golden Kamuy
Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Dr Stone
Daily Lives of High School Boys
kcd.craves.pizza ケニー 🦃 @kcd.craves.pizza · 1h
repost with your top 5 anime series in no particular order:

Afro Samurai
Cyberpunk: Edgerunners
Samurai Champloo
Cowboy Bebop
Neon Genesis Evangelion
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
cyntifa.bsky.social
I refuse to play anymore mobile games, and I'm upset for people who want underrepresented characters, but I don't care! I get more Lyn! 💗💗💗
feh-en.bsky.social Fire Emblem Heroes @feh-en.bsky.social · 1h
Starting Nov. 27, 11 PM PT, Vanitas from the Fire Emblem Heroes game will appear as a Rearmed Hero, and Ike & Roy and Lyn & Lucina, special versions of winning Heroes from the Choose Your Legends: Round 1 voting event, appear as Harmonized Heroes! #FEHeroes www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsvO...
New Heroes: Harmonized CYL Ike, Lyn (Fire Emblem Heroes)
YouTube video by Nintendo Mobile
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November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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kriswolfhe.art
Remember when there was this unbelievably weird 'Gege Akutami is very private, they must secretly be a woman cause of how great JJK's female cast is!' bend for like a year

that sure went away huh
crazydmnd.bsky.social crazydmnd.bsky.social @crazydmnd.bsky.social · 4h
The thing you need to do understand when you like a new manga is to never go “this is different” “this is the best female cast in a shonen” it is either A.not true or B. Will be disproven to you in the funniest way possible
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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solradguy.bsky.social
LAVA LAMP COOL // Colored pencils and fineliner pen on copy paper (12" x 9").
#guiltygear #radguyart
A colored pencil drawing of Jack-O' Valentine wearing big stompy New Rock goth boots in front of a groovy panel of stylized flowers, mushrooms, sparkles, and rainbows. She's doing a peace sign down toward her boot.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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arrietty.itch.io
WTF? NPC dialog is one of my big absolute joys to write, who the hell would skip that and let a dumb plagiarist machine do it for them? No love for the craft...
ethan8bit.newgrounds.com Ethan - Sculpting Arc @ethan8bit.newgrounds.com · 8h
Buy a solo indie dev's game because I want to support them.

Find out it uses OpenAI to write "non-important NPC dialogue".

🫠
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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mlkywy.bsky.social
quick sketch for @i004zip.bsky.social 💕
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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doodlemancy.com
i take frenzy damage every time i see someone go "well i just use it for the boring stuff". what are you TALKING about? if it's boring or unimportant, why are you putting it in? NPC dialogue is fertile ground for worldbuilding, creating verisimilitude, conveying important information, and hijinks!!
ethan8bit.newgrounds.com Ethan - Sculpting Arc @ethan8bit.newgrounds.com · 8h
Buy a solo indie dev's game because I want to support them.

Find out it uses OpenAI to write "non-important NPC dialogue".

🫠
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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fawfulsminion.bsky.social
What a surprise: the fucker running the digital storefront literally nobody likes or asked for is peddling the electro-cancer that nobody likes or asked for.
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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mmasnick.bsky.social
Next week the House E&C Committee is looking to run something of a shock and awe campaign, debating at least 19 bills that they say are related to "protecting kids online." Most of which are actually about censorship and control. Don't buy the framing. It's always the same damn thing.
Comic by John Jonik showing Uncle Sam and someone dressed in a suit labeled as "Corporate Media" talking about how they should wrap a present that is labeled "control of internet speech." The Corporate Media guy says "How would you like this wrapped" and behind him are two rolls of wrapping paper. One (with American flags and stars) is labeled "anti-terrorism" and the other with flowers, suns, bunnies, and cats is labeled "Protect Kids"
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
cyntifa.bsky.social
If you see this, QTP with a character that permanently altered your brain chemistry 🥴

Why not 2?
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
cyntifa.bsky.social
No mac & cheese.
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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jessjessdraws.bsky.social
Zero Suit Samus
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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enbnuuynoises.bsky.social
From someone who didn't realize then uninstalled.

- Doesn't disclose usage on steam which is REQUIRED!
- used for character generation
- NPCs use chatbots, even if selective
- people reporting generated npc voices

"But it's not a core part-" Playing it is still supporting the fascist theft machine
A character customization screen with a "Smart Customization" option, requesting the user to "Record your voice to generate a character based on that voice." A character customization screen with a "Smart Customization" option, requesting the user to "upload your photo to generate your custom character" An NPC dialogue window for Zhao Dali. text reads: Zhao Dali has grown older yet remains without a wife and his heart is heavy. Offer him comfort and help him lift his spirits. (if you succeed, you'll befriend him and recieve weekly gifts.) You are interacting with an AI Bot. "(training listlessly) Sigh... All this effor, all these years, and still no wife. What's the use of training if no one's waiting for me at home?" A tutorial window with a conversation screenshot over text that says: Select Gift of Gab Mode. Free Persuasion: Your opponents are AI. You must manually type your own dialogue to persuade them. Only some people you may encounter support Free Persuasion mode.
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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topsieturvy.bsky.social
Princess Peach 👑

anonymous commission
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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poparena.bsky.social
Dumb-dumbs chasing that dollar. That said, it is kind of wild that twenty-three official Oz books, including the fourteen written by L. Frank Baum, are in the public domain, and no one's really taking advantage of that. They struggle to get past Wizard.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 14h
Plans are already underway for the future of the Wicked franchise, following the smash-hit debut of Wicked: For Good. https://bit.ly/4rrUWpg
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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ericafontaine.shisakura.com
nobody online has actual values or beliefs they just see people get mad and join in on the outrage. sometimes this outrage is totally justified, sometimes it has at least somewhat good intentions but is totally detrimental, and sometimes it is just to feel superior to someone else
moomanibe.bsky.social Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 1d
seeing people being like "ehhh Idkkkkk horses DOES sound kinda icky, I get why it was banned" like barely 2 months after a bunch of people kicked up the wildest possible hostile campagn against _itch_ makes me feel like I'm losing my mind lol
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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acvalens.com
Thurs
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Monday

If there are five days to call Mastercard + Visa, THESE ARE YOUR FIVE DAYS

THANKSGIVING
BLACK FRIDAY
CYBER MONDAY

HIT THOSE PHONE LINES
dieselbrain.bsky.social Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 1d
#SaveSpeech

with Black Friday being this Friday the 28th, this is the time to maximize the impact we can have via call campaigns

If you plan to participate in this call campaign, imo you should heavily prioritize calling Visa/MC as heavily as possible between the 27th and the 1st of dec
acvalens.com Ana Valens | 🔞 @acvalens.com · 2d
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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drkatemarvel.bsky.social
I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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guilewinquote.bsky.social
liking game genres that spawned from the arcades condemns you to forever suffer cuz no one outside of the bubble gets it and every developer wants to the appeal to the guy who doesn't get it
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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moomanibe.bsky.social
seeing people being like "ehhh Idkkkkk horses DOES sound kinda icky, I get why it was banned" like barely 2 months after a bunch of people kicked up the wildest possible hostile campagn against _itch_ makes me feel like I'm losing my mind lol
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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bolting.bsky.social
i cut her hair again y’all

#fireemblem #fe #florilyn
Three drawings of Lyn from Fire Emblem with short hair. On the left she is beckoning the viewer and saying “c’mon c’mon!” In the center she is looking sternly to the side and readying her sword. On the right she is kissing Florina who is playing with Lyn’s hair.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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thetrueduckman.bsky.social
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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paletteswap.site
Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
paletteswap.site/dif...
A woman listening to her partner complain about Metroid Prime 4's Myles MacKenzie. HEADLINE: Girlfriend of ‘Metroid’ Purist Unsympathetic to Complaints About Nerd Who Won’t Shut Up.
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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acvalens.com
Key takeaway of 2025: Bluesky is an enormous activism force that punches above its weight. The paypros censorship stuff? This site is the one that’s getting us to the 20 yard line. The initial interest in the summer hasn’t returned to Twitter, whereas Bluesky is now the de facto source on this issue
Ana Valens @acvalens.com Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season Nov 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM Everybody can reply v 1.8K reposts 29 quotes 2.8K likes 56 saves Ana V v @acvalensVT X.com Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season 12:05 PM • 11/24/25 • 1.3K Views 1 1z12 35 3
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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figgityfigs.bsky.social
“Bullying” is bad by definition. It’s not a value neutral tool to be deployed positively toward good ends. It’s so fucked up that people want so badly to reclaim this thing, and are so eager to do it that they want to brand things that aren’t bullying as bullying.
effinvicta.bsky.social Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 1d
"Some people deserve to be bullied" is always wild to see because it's so deliberately childish as to make it difficult to imagine the person saying it has the moral capacity of an adult human being.
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM