d1ngbat
@d1ngbat.bsky.social
musician turned infosec analyst. premium goofs as a service. my employer has no clue this account exists but my thoughts are my own.
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POISEN ME PLEASE - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
POISEN ME PLEASE - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
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Police arrest man who pointed a gun at some teens. Claims he's an ICE agent.
DHS claims the man is NOT an ICE agent.
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THIS IS WHY IS IT ABSOLUTELY INSANE THAT TRUMP HAS CREATED A PARAMILITARY FORCE THAT DOES NOT NEED TO IDENTIFY ITSELF OR SHOW CREDENTIALS.
ktla.com/news/local-n...
DHS claims the man is NOT an ICE agent.
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THIS IS WHY IS IT ABSOLUTELY INSANE THAT TRUMP HAS CREATED A PARAMILITARY FORCE THAT DOES NOT NEED TO IDENTIFY ITSELF OR SHOW CREDENTIALS.
ktla.com/news/local-n...
ktla.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Police arrest man who pointed a gun at some teens. Claims he's an ICE agent.
DHS claims the man is NOT an ICE agent.
...
THIS IS WHY IS IT ABSOLUTELY INSANE THAT TRUMP HAS CREATED A PARAMILITARY FORCE THAT DOES NOT NEED TO IDENTIFY ITSELF OR SHOW CREDENTIALS.
ktla.com/news/local-n...
DHS claims the man is NOT an ICE agent.
...
THIS IS WHY IS IT ABSOLUTELY INSANE THAT TRUMP HAS CREATED A PARAMILITARY FORCE THAT DOES NOT NEED TO IDENTIFY ITSELF OR SHOW CREDENTIALS.
ktla.com/news/local-n...
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I have another Reddit AMA scheduled! Tell your youts! https://www.reddit.com/r/SecurityCareerAdvice/s/LQquOxjhjG
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I have another Reddit AMA scheduled! Tell your youts! https://www.reddit.com/r/SecurityCareerAdvice/s/LQquOxjhjG
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BERNIE: “This senate is about to make a horrific situation even worse… health insurance premiums will double/triple/quadruple… some will pay 50% of their income… 15 million will lose insurance… 50,000 will die unnecessarily…”
#MedicareForAllNOW
#MedicareForAllNOW
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
BERNIE: “This senate is about to make a horrific situation even worse… health insurance premiums will double/triple/quadruple… some will pay 50% of their income… 15 million will lose insurance… 50,000 will die unnecessarily…”
#MedicareForAllNOW
#MedicareForAllNOW
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NSO's new executive chairman is a Trump former official, in case you're wondering how hard the company is gunning for those sweet, sweet US government contracts.
www.wsj.com/tech/israeli...
www.wsj.com/tech/israeli...
Israeli Spyware Maker NSO Gets New Owners, Leadership and Seeks to Mend Reputation
Investors led by Hollywood producer Robert Simonds have taken a controlling stake in the company behind Pegasus, and former Trump official David Friedman has been named executive chairman.
www.wsj.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
NSO's new executive chairman is a Trump former official, in case you're wondering how hard the company is gunning for those sweet, sweet US government contracts.
www.wsj.com/tech/israeli...
www.wsj.com/tech/israeli...
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
You ever just hate Entra and how it applies (or seemingly doesn’t apply) role-based permissions?
The answer is yes. Yes, you have.
The answer is yes. Yes, you have.
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You ever just hate Entra and how it applies (or seemingly doesn’t apply) role-based permissions?
The answer is yes. Yes, you have.
The answer is yes. Yes, you have.
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Maybe unleashing secret militarized police on the public while taking food from the poor wasn’t the electoral masterstroke we all thought it was.
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Maybe unleashing secret militarized police on the public while taking food from the poor wasn’t the electoral masterstroke we all thought it was.
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
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165: Tanya
open.spotify.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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This is what announcing 30,000 layoffs does to your stock price in 2025. I fear AI mania has completely cooked investor’s brains
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This is what announcing 30,000 layoffs does to your stock price in 2025. I fear AI mania has completely cooked investor’s brains
Having "Respectfully," as the signature to your email is wild behavior. You clearly misunderstand how that is used in the common vernacular.
October 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Having "Respectfully," as the signature to your email is wild behavior. You clearly misunderstand how that is used in the common vernacular.
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Trump: “I fixed inflation”
Reality:
Reality:
October 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Trump: “I fixed inflation”
Reality:
Reality:
I mean, what did he think Israel was going to do? They’ve spent the past 2 years saying they would be peaceful and then bombing civilians under the guise of “BuT HaM@S oPeRaTeS oUt Of ThAt HoSpiTaL!!!!!”
BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance criticizes Israel's parliament vote on West Bank annexation, saying the move was an "insult."
Vance criticizes Israel's parliament vote on West Bank annexation, says the move was an 'insult'
U.S. Vice President JD Vance has criticized Israel’s parliament vote on West Bank annexation, saying the move was an “insult.”
bit.ly
October 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I mean, what did he think Israel was going to do? They’ve spent the past 2 years saying they would be peaceful and then bombing civilians under the guise of “BuT HaM@S oPeRaTeS oUt Of ThAt HoSpiTaL!!!!!”
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If I became President the Rose Garden would be restored and the ballroom would be turned into a soup kitchen.
October 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If I became President the Rose Garden would be restored and the ballroom would be turned into a soup kitchen.
Maybe he should pull himself up by his bootstraps and earn that money instead of asking for handouts. Lazy bum…
BREAKING
President Trump is demanding that the DOJ pay him about $230 million in compensation for the federal investigations into him.
Any settlement will ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit.
Full Story: nyti.ms/3WNm2sv
President Trump is demanding that the DOJ pay him about $230 million in compensation for the federal investigations into him.
Any settlement will ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit.
Full Story: nyti.ms/3WNm2sv
October 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Maybe he should pull himself up by his bootstraps and earn that money instead of asking for handouts. Lazy bum…
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For anyone using or managing Forticloud products for an org, things no workey...
status.forticloud.com
status.forticloud.com
FortiCloud Status Hub Status
Welcome to FortiCloud Status Hub's home for real-time and historical data on system performance.
status.forticloud.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
For anyone using or managing Forticloud products for an org, things no workey...
status.forticloud.com
status.forticloud.com
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What if AWS US-EAST-1 was just sleepy and wanted a nap tho
October 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
What if AWS US-EAST-1 was just sleepy and wanted a nap tho
Calling it… RIaaS - Redundant Infrastructure as a Service.
October 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Calling it… RIaaS - Redundant Infrastructure as a Service.
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AWS is down, post hog
October 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
AWS is down, post hog
@tc.superteece.com @medus4.com had a dream last night that I got to meet you guys. No clue why my brain chemicals whipped that one up out of the blue but maybe one day our paths will cross because it was pretty sick!
October 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
@tc.superteece.com @medus4.com had a dream last night that I got to meet you guys. No clue why my brain chemicals whipped that one up out of the blue but maybe one day our paths will cross because it was pretty sick!
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So now we know that George Santos (or someone extremely close to him) has dirt on Trump...
October 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
So now we know that George Santos (or someone extremely close to him) has dirt on Trump...