Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan
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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan
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Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking. But he is.

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Which dinosaur is the worst driver?

The tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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February 7, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Two girls run out of a lake house at the same speed, landing in the water exactly 25 feet from the shore and 25 feet from one another, all while looking each other straight in the eye. How is this possible?

The answer is truly a paradox.

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February 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Today we celebrate the patron saint of copying people on emails.

Saint Francis of a CC.

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February 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Why couldn't the jalapeno practice archery?

Because it didn't habanero.

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February 3, 2026 at 4:52 AM
dated this stunning girl once. She was a communist, originally from from China, but I met her while working in Switzerland. We lived in Dennark and went on holiday in Canada. Then she cheated on me. I was devastated, but I really should have known better.

There had been a lot of red flags.
January 30, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.

Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.

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January 10, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I have a horse that stays up all night causing trouble.

She's a night mare.

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#regina
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#horse
January 9, 2026 at 4:57 AM
The sweater I got for Christmas was picking up so much static electricity that I had to go to the store to return it.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

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December 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I'm getting a puppy called Hamlet for Christmas.

He is a Great Dane.

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December 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Coffee was just voted the best drink in the nation.

But it was unfair, there were absent tea ballots.

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December 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
What do you call Santa without a GPS?

A lost Claus.

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December 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
had a date last night, it was perfect.

Tomorrow I'll try a grape.

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December 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I don’t want to brag, but I made six figures last year.

Then I got fired from the toy factory.

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November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Someone asked me to make a donation for a new swimming pool.

So I gave them a gallon of water.

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November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
My son told me he was awarded the Leslie Nielsen badge at school, I asked "what's that?"

He said " a big building with lots of kids"

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November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect
and for that I am eternally grapefruit.

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November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his dad was a wafer so long...
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn for 24 hours.

So they called it a day.

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November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Why did the otter cross the road?

To get to the otter slide.

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November 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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October 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago, and it still hurts!

I can’t believe it’s not better.

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October 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The existence of a Chicago Pope implies the existence of a MLA Pope and an ALA Pope.

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October 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I looked in my attic and saw some little pink animals hanging upside down from the rafters.

I think they’re insulation batts.

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October 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
A friend of mine was really into bodybuilding. When he died, he left me all his protein powder.

Where there's a will, there's a whey.

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October 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I saw to worms that were very much in love.

They were soil mates. 👀

Those top tier joke brought to you by the @laffgaff

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October 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM