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Fluffy T Bear
@daffodilmallet.bsky.social
A bear, vexed by daffodils, monkeys & things under the bed. Lodger with a variety of furless big pinks. Collector of nets & honkers. Ably assisted by Prentice the bear for adventures. He/Him/That Flipping Bear!
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*Waves paws at new followers & old ones from Twitter*

Expect intermittent posts from me and Prentice bear as we bimble through life. There might be unexpected pesky moles,
Panda’s & puns.
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It’s before dawn on #Advent Day 8 - Snowman has been singing secular Christmas Number Ones non-stop all night. CTB sneaks to the dark side of the tree to stay comfortably numb, well away from [Yet] Another Brick In The Wall (part XX) by Snowman.
December 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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“Today’s candle is for peace” says CTB as he lights the #Advent candle for 2nd Sunday.
“War is Over, if you want” says Snowman.
“Especially if you withdraw your invading forces from an innocent neighbour” adds CTB.
“Amen to that” agrees Snowman.
#BivouacBear 🎄⛄️
December 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sounds like we might need a banana expert, do you know anyone suitable @gruntleigh.bsky.social?
Being a strictly tropical fruit the banana is not the natural enemy of British shipping, but like all predators, when given an opportunity its natural instincts will kick in...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Banana containers cause shipping disruption in Solent
The containers came off a cargo ship near Bembridge on Saturday evening.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Some notably wet and windy weather is likely this week 🌧️🌬️

Find out more details in our overview for the next five days ⬇️
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Day 7 of the #Lego City #Advent calendar. A small pup with food and water bowl.
December 7, 2025 at 11:22 AM
A few more piccies from yesterdays wander at windy #WestonSuperMare.
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Today is the Second Sunday in #Advent so the Singing Snowman decides to placate traditionalist CTB with a seasonally appropriate Tudor anthem ‘This is the Record of John’. Bizzarely, he opts to perform it in the style of John Lennon, adding a “goo goo g’joob” or two at random points in the verse.
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The biggest pink went for a rather breeze wander on the breach at #WestonSuperMare. Having seen the weather, Prentice decided to stay in the bear bag. #WindyEars
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Day 6 of the #Lego City #Advent calendar. A little red tractor.
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Day 6 of #Advent - The Feast of St. Nicholas. Snowman sings “Little Saint Nick” in the style of the Beach Boys, but who should drop by but Father Christmas himself, all ready for Christmas Down Under, wearing shorts & shades. “I saw the inverted tree and worried it was Old Nick!” says CT Bear. 🎄
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Will you need your winter woolies or waterproofs this weekend? 🧣

Whether you're braving some Christmas shopping or visiting a market, here's how the weather will fare 🎄👇
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Day 5 of the #Lego City #Advent calendar. A camera toting minifigure.
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Hello! I’m an illustrator who prints and produces his own work. I’ve produced a high-quality 2026 Calendar. There’s 139/250 left!

My shop: www.infinitebacon.com

Thank you!
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Looks like a rewatch of Reign of Fire might be on the cards. @modiphius.bsky.social Forgotten Ruins has also made us think about UNIT vs Voldemort, giving the one ring to the SAS or what size body armour would a Minotaur squad member need… #wargaming
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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#Advent day five is the first #FestiveFishyFriday of the season. The codfearing Cornish Sprats sea shanty style singing warms the cockles of even CT Bear’s heart. 🎄
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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✨😯 The wondrous Romanesque crypt at St. Mary, Lastingham, Yorkshire - a space where ancient crosses and carvings seem to emerge from the surface - reminding us of its rooted history.
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Day 4 of #Advent and the Singing Snowman invokes a secular Queen classic after CTB requests the afternoon off to rest his ears.
🎵“Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?”
Bismillah!
No, we will not let you go
(let him go)”🎵
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Presents, don’t talk to me about presents.

I have 37/100 Marvin prints signed and numbered by Marvin himself (David Learner) The ideal present for a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fan!

www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/signe...
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Some 1,900 years ago a child was buried with an array of terracotta figurines in the #Roman town of Arae Flaviae, #Rottweil: 2 pigeons, 2 dogs, 2 roosters, a chicken, a duck, and a female figure, commonly identified as Iuventas, the personification of youth. Rather than....🧵1/2

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📷 me
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Day 4 of the #Lego City #Advent calendar. A scooter.
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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TODAY'S COMIC: The Dachshund Song!
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Write the book you would like to see someone pull from a higgledy piggledy pile in a secondhand shop 63 years after your death and say, "This looks fucking weird. I think I will buy it for Joan."
January 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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Rainfall totals will be building across the UK throughout the rest of this week ☔

Heavy pulses are particularly possible on Friday

Stay tuned to the forecast for further updates
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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COMIC: Cadbury Chocolate
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Day 3 of the #Lego City #Advent calendar. A small, white bear… we are liking the white bear ratio so far.
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM