leon
@dahlamythal.bsky.social
leonardo • 30 • GER/ENG • 🔞 • 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
ich möchte bitte aus dem spatort-bällebad abgeholt werden.
i block genAI users. 👎🏻
my art: @mauskraut.com
my pookie: @kittywitch.space
ich möchte bitte aus dem spatort-bällebad abgeholt werden.
i block genAI users. 👎🏻
my art: @mauskraut.com
my pookie: @kittywitch.space
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leon
@dahlamythal.bsky.social
· Dec 29
für 2026 wünsche ich mir, dass leute tatsächlich auch mal dey/dem pronomen für mich verwenden 🫠
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One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"
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this became funnier when i remembered this was literally all in your control and you were basically edging yourself for 3 hours
January 31, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this became funnier when i remembered this was literally all in your control and you were basically edging yourself for 3 hours
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(me rereading my own WIPs) boy I sure hope the author updates soon
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 AM
(me rereading my own WIPs) boy I sure hope the author updates soon
mein lieblings-spatort-fehler ist ja, dass adam frühestens 2007 abgehauen ist, sie sich 2020 wiedersehen und ständig davon geredet wird, dass sie sich 15 jahre nicht gesehen haben. wer beim SR kann nicht rechnen
January 31, 2026 at 9:25 PM
mein lieblings-spatort-fehler ist ja, dass adam frühestens 2007 abgehauen ist, sie sich 2020 wiedersehen und ständig davon geredet wird, dass sie sich 15 jahre nicht gesehen haben. wer beim SR kann nicht rechnen
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The most precious paw print
January 31, 2026 at 9:15 PM
The most precious paw print
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look Katherine and Rosa and Theresa are all beautiful girls I love deeply but they're all 5 flirt options and a sex cutscene stacked in a trench coat. Hans and Henry can't stop flirting with each other while narratively getting increasingly codependent for like 180 hours of gameplay over 2 games
January 31, 2026 at 8:30 PM
look Katherine and Rosa and Theresa are all beautiful girls I love deeply but they're all 5 flirt options and a sex cutscene stacked in a trench coat. Hans and Henry can't stop flirting with each other while narratively getting increasingly codependent for like 180 hours of gameplay over 2 games
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whenever I see people who are wrong try to argue the other romance options are basically canon I have to suppress the need to get irrationally violent at the sheer gall and offense of how harshly media literacy is being denied
I'm at the point where I feel "there's no way these medieval simulator games are as good as people claim they are" were my famous last words and my soul has long left my body only to be replaced exclusively by the love Hans and Henry feel for each other. This is bullshit. I want to live again.
January 31, 2026 at 8:28 PM
whenever I see people who are wrong try to argue the other romance options are basically canon I have to suppress the need to get irrationally violent at the sheer gall and offense of how harshly media literacy is being denied
schreiben is ganz schön anstrengend ey. ich will doch nur dass diese zwei hornochsen jetzt rummachen
January 31, 2026 at 7:29 PM
schreiben is ganz schön anstrengend ey. ich will doch nur dass diese zwei hornochsen jetzt rummachen
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SPECIAL COMMISSIONS
because I'm currently in a tight spot due to my sick leave, I decided to do smaller comms. I offer you a square profile picture of your OC, fav character etc in this style for 15€ a piece!
Payment via ko-fi or paypal.
RTs are appreciated 💜
#commissions #artsky
because I'm currently in a tight spot due to my sick leave, I decided to do smaller comms. I offer you a square profile picture of your OC, fav character etc in this style for 15€ a piece!
Payment via ko-fi or paypal.
RTs are appreciated 💜
#commissions #artsky
January 31, 2026 at 5:38 PM
SPECIAL COMMISSIONS
because I'm currently in a tight spot due to my sick leave, I decided to do smaller comms. I offer you a square profile picture of your OC, fav character etc in this style for 15€ a piece!
Payment via ko-fi or paypal.
RTs are appreciated 💜
#commissions #artsky
because I'm currently in a tight spot due to my sick leave, I decided to do smaller comms. I offer you a square profile picture of your OC, fav character etc in this style for 15€ a piece!
Payment via ko-fi or paypal.
RTs are appreciated 💜
#commissions #artsky
thinking about that one time years ago i went to one of the big, mainstream, very cis-gay oriented queer parties here in the city and some dues told me i need to stop injecting testosterone if i want to be viewed as a woman, which ??? what are you talking about
January 31, 2026 at 1:40 PM
thinking about that one time years ago i went to one of the big, mainstream, very cis-gay oriented queer parties here in the city and some dues told me i need to stop injecting testosterone if i want to be viewed as a woman, which ??? what are you talking about
karneval is auch nur oktoberfest für nicht-bayern (man verkleidet sich, man hat nen "guten grund" sich bis zur besinnungslosigkeit in der öffentlichkeit zu besaufen, es gibt prügeleien ohne ende und es ist kein sicheres umfeld für frauen und die musik ist scheiße). you can't change my mind
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 PM
karneval is auch nur oktoberfest für nicht-bayern (man verkleidet sich, man hat nen "guten grund" sich bis zur besinnungslosigkeit in der öffentlichkeit zu besaufen, es gibt prügeleien ohne ende und es ist kein sicheres umfeld für frauen und die musik ist scheiße). you can't change my mind
bin ja auch sehr gespannt, wie schlau das ist, an rosenmontag zug zu fahren. immerhin gehts nicht nach köln oder düsseldorf, also sollte das in ordnung sein, aber ich vertraue dem universum nicht, mich von karnevalsmenschen zu verschonen
January 31, 2026 at 1:12 PM
bin ja auch sehr gespannt, wie schlau das ist, an rosenmontag zug zu fahren. immerhin gehts nicht nach köln oder düsseldorf, also sollte das in ordnung sein, aber ich vertraue dem universum nicht, mich von karnevalsmenschen zu verschonen
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got a perfect freeze frame on youtube
January 31, 2026 at 1:10 PM
got a perfect freeze frame on youtube
hey crazy factory wann kommen eig meine piercings an. ich bin halb fertig gebacken. hilfe
January 31, 2026 at 1:09 PM
hey crazy factory wann kommen eig meine piercings an. ich bin halb fertig gebacken. hilfe
a stable relationship means multiple times a day one of you will make an absolutely horrible joke and the other one will groan and sigh and go "i love you so much" in response
January 31, 2026 at 12:52 PM
a stable relationship means multiple times a day one of you will make an absolutely horrible joke and the other one will groan and sigh and go "i love you so much" in response
alarm clocks going off every 2-3 minutes is torture that rivals waterboarding
January 31, 2026 at 10:14 AM
alarm clocks going off every 2-3 minutes is torture that rivals waterboarding
animal death cw
wtf mr marbles died??? 😭 i thought of him just the other day... he changed my opinion on small dogs 🥺
wtf mr marbles died??? 😭 i thought of him just the other day... he changed my opinion on small dogs 🥺
January 31, 2026 at 12:04 AM
animal death cw
wtf mr marbles died??? 😭 i thought of him just the other day... he changed my opinion on small dogs 🥺
wtf mr marbles died??? 😭 i thought of him just the other day... he changed my opinion on small dogs 🥺
not tatort dortmund mentioning the absolute fuckass Kuhkaff one of my exes is from lmao
January 30, 2026 at 11:02 PM
not tatort dortmund mentioning the absolute fuckass Kuhkaff one of my exes is from lmao
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Flowers for Klara**
#kingdomcomedeliverance #kcdfanart #henryofskalitz #medievalart #hansry
**Hans. They’re for Hans 🌝
#kingdomcomedeliverance #kcdfanart #henryofskalitz #medievalart #hansry
**Hans. They’re for Hans 🌝
January 30, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Flowers for Klara**
#kingdomcomedeliverance #kcdfanart #henryofskalitz #medievalart #hansry
**Hans. They’re for Hans 🌝
#kingdomcomedeliverance #kcdfanart #henryofskalitz #medievalart #hansry
**Hans. They’re for Hans 🌝
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Warum heißt es „hautirritierend“ und nicht „ausschlaggebend“?
January 30, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Warum heißt es „hautirritierend“ und nicht „ausschlaggebend“?
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what do when you're in the mood where the boredom causes you a fuckass bad mood but you also don't want to/can't engage with anything 💀💀
January 30, 2026 at 8:10 PM
what do when you're in the mood where the boredom causes you a fuckass bad mood but you also don't want to/can't engage with anything 💀💀
erste nachbarskatzen-sichtung des jahres!! 🥺🤲🏻 baby warum bist du draußen
January 30, 2026 at 4:18 PM
erste nachbarskatzen-sichtung des jahres!! 🥺🤲🏻 baby warum bist du draußen
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January 30, 2026 at 9:08 AM