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Dan H
@daholstead.bsky.social
A living parody of my current self
Newcastle
https://www.instagram.com/danielholstead/
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Liked this outfit I guess
I'm being ghosted by my carpet fitter 😭
February 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Feeling kinda restless tonight 😬
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Finally seen Bone Temple and I’m not usually one for horrors but Christ that was pure cinema
January 31, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Four pics you're using to defend your face card
January 27, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Out of interest, would anyone be interested in hearing a song I wrote, recorded, produced and mastered all by myself? Interested to hear honest feedback on it and I'm a big boy and can take people saying 'it's a bit shit' lol
January 24, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Slowly starting to buy more and more of my everyday shopping from M&S because I’m an entitled little slapper
January 22, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Got a nice wholesome email thanking me for my work and to let me know they’re sending me a voucher cos of the effort I’ve been putting in. It’s a fa cry from the working environment I was in a few months ago where nothing was ever good enough. Always means so much when recognition is given 😇
January 22, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Physically awake but mentally fast asleep
January 19, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Been aching all day but I think we all know I don’t really need any excuse for this:
January 17, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Basically ice skated from my car to the office today 🥶
January 16, 2026 at 9:53 AM
A long dull call in my diary this afternoon has been cancelled which is what I imagine a shot heroine feels like 😏
January 15, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Had an interview for a promotion this morning. I knew it was a long shot so I’ve not said much to anyone about it and my god it was the toughest interview I’ve had😭😭😭
January 15, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Started working at 7am but somehow still in bed 🤔
January 14, 2026 at 9:28 AM
I have been awake for 2 hours and my eyes still feel so very heavy 😥
January 12, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Hi I bought this jumper for £5 off Vinted x
January 11, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Good morning, happy Friday etc etc
January 9, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Had a haircut but thinking of a buzzcut next time. Thought and opinions welcome 🤗
January 8, 2026 at 12:51 PM
One like and I'll work from my bed the rest of this morning
January 6, 2026 at 9:59 AM
what are 4 albums you like to really lock in and listen to, front to back?
January 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Working from home in my new dressing gown like god intended 😇
January 5, 2026 at 9:48 AM
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New Year’s resolution is to clean this mirror
January 1, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Got the afternoon to myself to just do whatever and it feels like a dream 😌
January 4, 2026 at 1:51 PM
New Year’s resolution is to clean this mirror
January 1, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Happy new year to all of you keeping count!
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Braving the wind for a nice meal before ‘26
December 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM