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Dan H
@daholstead.bsky.social
A living parody of my current self
Newcastle
https://www.instagram.com/danielholstead/
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Liked this outfit I guess
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 PM
๐Ÿ˜ง
February 13, 2026 at 1:46 PM
w**king from home
February 13, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I have ate not one but TWO ham and cheese toasted bagels for lunch
February 13, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Drank a load of coffee and my body feels alive but my mind is still 90% asleep
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 PM
It would 100% suit you
February 12, 2026 at 12:58 PM
buzzcut when?
February 12, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Working from bed until I work from the armchair with a blanket over me ๐Ÿ˜ด
February 9, 2026 at 8:40 AM
I'm being ghosted by my carpet fitter ๐Ÿ˜ญ
February 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Feeling kinda restless tonight ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I swear it can be one of the best feelings in the world. Best of luck for the new job! ๐Ÿ˜Œ
February 2, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Finally seen Bone Temple and Iโ€™m not usually one for horrors but Christ that was pure cinema
January 31, 2026 at 8:25 PM
DM me. Ill follow you so you can
January 29, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Four pics you're using to defend your face card
January 27, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Link is on my page ๐Ÿ˜Š
January 25, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Posted the link on my page ๐Ÿ˜Š
January 25, 2026 at 5:11 PM
DM me ๐Ÿ˜Š
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Synth pop I think ๐Ÿ˜…
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Out of interest, would anyone be interested in hearing a song I wrote, recorded, produced and mastered all by myself? Interested to hear honest feedback on it and I'm a big boy and can take people saying 'it's a bit shit' lol
January 24, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Would like that shirt thanks ๐Ÿ˜
January 23, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Lowkey excited to try their fabric softener ๐Ÿคฉ
January 22, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Slowly starting to buy more and more of my everyday shopping from M&S because Iโ€™m an entitled little slapper
January 22, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Just realised this reads like a LinkedIn post and I promise you all I will not make a habit of it ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
January 22, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Got a nice wholesome email thanking me for my work and to let me know theyโ€™re sending me a voucher cos of the effort Iโ€™ve been putting in. Itโ€™s a fa cry from the working environment I was in a few months ago where nothing was ever good enough. Always means so much when recognition is given ๐Ÿ˜‡
January 22, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I think your bed is calling you on the phone
January 22, 2026 at 11:47 AM