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Dan H
@daholstead.bsky.social
A living parody of my current self
Newcastle
https://www.instagram.com/danielholstead/
Going to be a full on homebody today 😴
October 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Been carrying an umbrella with me all day
October 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
4+3=Me
October 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Been carrying an umbrella with me all day
October 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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The six hour drive to Bath was worth it
October 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The six hour drive to Bath was worth it
October 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Just had a toasted cinnamon and raisin bagel with cream cheese and it was perfect 🥹
October 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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New Microsoft Teams Message
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Changed my mind. This is how they turned out -
October 11, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Happy Friday! I baked cinnamon buns this afternoon and I was gonna post a picture but they’re not photogenic enough. I promise they taste great though! 😇
October 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The heating is on and I’m reading a sexy book in my office. Feeling autumnal lads 😌
October 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Won’t have to deal with their shit anymore starting Monday 🎉🎉🎉
Finally getting moved away from a colleague who has made my working life insufferable for the last 18 months 🥳
October 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
introduction thread:

Name: Dan

Pronouns: He/Him/His

Location: North East England

Interests: Music (most genres), Books, Interiors, Food, Baths

Vocation: Civil Servant
October 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Finally getting moved away from a colleague who has made my working life insufferable for the last 18 months 🥳
September 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Off to have a nice autumny Sunday with my favourite person. Hope y’all have a nice day 😁
September 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Off to have a nice autumny Sunday with my favourite person. Hope y’all have a nice day 😁
September 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
September 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’ve been in a 7 hour long meeting today so natural I’m using my white company candle and body soak and I’m watching cosy vlogs on YouTube to try and forget about the hell I endured 😇
September 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’ve got a hair appointment at 6 so if the rapture could hold off until 7 I’d really appreciate it x
September 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Absolute king
Disney announces ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ will return on Tuesday:
September 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Rewarding myself for doing the bare minimum with a cornetto and a bath 🎉
Back at work today and so far haven’t cried or had a panic attack even once 🥳
September 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Back at work today and so far haven’t cried or had a panic attack even once 🥳
September 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Spending my Sunday drinking lattes and disassociating from my responsibilities 😊
September 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Spending my Sunday drinking lattes and disassociating from my responsibilities 😊
September 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It really does get quiet on here after a certain time, huh?
September 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM