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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 10h

Says the woman who’s richer than Gatsby.

daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 10h

Not sure of worst but best is chocolate cake

daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 14h

Beer

daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 15h

When the country is confused and in chaos,
Loyal ministers appear*

*also known as grown ass motherfuckers

daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 16h

When the country is confused and in chaos,
Loyal ministers appear.

Many of the more esoteric chapters of The Tao Te Ching are starting to make sense

daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 18h

Quisling, now there's a word about to come into fashion.

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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 18h

The media has always been little more than a profit driven business, it's just become for obvious under the circumstances.

daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 19h

Half the time I don't even know it's Sunday until I'm reading the morning paper and notice it's extra large. 5 years retired.

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Cmon Man @grahamgallagher.bsky.social · 2d

At least we know for certain we live forever in a world where evil has vanquished good

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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 1d

Once my wife was complaining about a loud plane flying over the house. The next day it flew over low again, a vintage WWII B52 bomber that was in town. Reply guy out.

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"The Gales of November Remembered" Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 2d

I'm finding new and innovative ways to be annoyed.

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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 1d

Well done. The absolute ideal body type, imo

daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 1d

The SC, dummy. The only court in this land are the six judges on the SC. Until they decide nothing happens.

daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 1d

I just became your 1000th follower

daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t give a damn about sports but I wanted them to win for you is about as close as I got.

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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 2d

And farts

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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 2d

Plus, she loves to party

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 2d

When Wicked Game came out I bet Chris Isaak's friends were like "damn, Chris really goin through it"

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𝐿𝒥 ∙ ☾𝑀𝑜𝑜𝓃 @southsideofheaven.bsky.social · 2d

Ppl that don’t like/love animals are not to be trusted.

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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 2d

Naming your god “God” because you believe he’s the one true god is like naming your dog “Dog” because you believe he’s the one true dog.

daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 2d

Trick-or-treater was upset because we hand out treat bags and they "have to untie it."

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Ordinary Notes @hystericalblkns.bsky.social · 3d

A haunted house but it’s just the country you live in trying to kill you.

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Chico Escuela @blaqdocdown.bsky.social · 4d

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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 3d

I just read about an 81 yo woman who has custody of her 6 yo great grandson and will not be getting her $24 in SNAP money and worried about food.

daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 3d

Not even Mr.