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Dan Brotzel
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Funny-sad author | Order Thank You The Days at https://amzn.to/40yOfXr | The Wolf in the Woods | www.danielbrotzel.medium
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Dan Brotzel @danbrotzel.bsky.social · Dec 6
Happy National Pawnbrokers Day, Microwave Oven Day and Gazpacho Day to one and all!

Thank You For The Days, out today, is about a man who tries to celebrate a different funny holiday for 365 days.

'Witty & clever, kept me engaged & amused. A definite hit.' *****

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Thank You for the Days
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judithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 15d
the orange one finally got the attention he was craving...
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Louis 〓〓 @louishenwood.bsky.social · 16d
🎶The grand old Duke of York
He had ████████████
He ████████████████
And he ████████████

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 15d
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🦋 Carmen G., PhD 🐸(🪖"Prima" to One)🌻 @tcrg2012.bsky.social · 15d
#NoKings 🌎✊🏾🐸

#ONEV1
#Pinks 🌸
#Voices4Victory
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 15d
WHEN YOU SPEND $61M ON YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY MILITARY PARADE (photo of a sparsely occupied field) WHEN A DAY IS DEDICATED SOLELY TO TELL YOU WHAT A DICK YOU ARE (SO SO SO many people)
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · Sep 29
It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it
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Frazzled Humor @frazzledhumor.bsky.social · Sep 24
Their ideal lunch is fruit gummies, a juice box from concentrate, and something that contains one of the dyes recently banned by the FDA.

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10 Signs Your Toddler Isn’t Getting Enough Protein
Their ideal lunch is fruit gummies, a juice box from concentrate, and something that contains one of the dyes recently banned by the FDA.
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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · Sep 23
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petestphil.bsky.social @petestphil.bsky.social · Sep 19
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · Sep 18
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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Frazzled Humor @frazzledhumor.bsky.social · Sep 16
Until this week, I thought it was just something people said. Everyone always told me that once you get your first kitten, your kids end up taking a backseat.

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As the Proud Owner of a New Kitten, I Just Don’t Have the Same Mental Energy for My Kids Anymore
The life of a new cat mom
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Bulb Culture Collective @bulbculture.bsky.social · Sep 16
The light is on for James W. Morris!💡

“The Constituents of Light” is a beguiling short story featuring a protagonist who experiences the world in a fascinating way.

Check out James’s amazing writing over at the site!
The Constituents of Light - James W. Morris — Bulb Culture Collective
In my mind’s eye, Monday is indigo.
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Bulb Culture Collective @bulbculture.bsky.social · Sep 1
🔥 CHANDELIER: BLAZING IS LIVE! 🔥
Chandelier — Bulb Culture Collective
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Bulb Culture Collective @bulbculture.bsky.social · Sep 1
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Dan Brotzel @danbrotzel.bsky.social · Sep 1
The Wolf in the Woods is just 99p - limited time offer! www.amazon.co.uk/Wolf-Woods-g...
The Wolf in the Woods: A gripping dark comedy where nothing is quite as it seems eBook : Brotzel, Dan: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
The Wolf in the Woods: A gripping dark comedy where nothing is quite as it seems eBook : Brotzel, Dan: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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Michael Grant Smith @michaelgrantsmith.bsky.social · Aug 25
I put a lot of thought into what my first post here would be. By "a lot of thought," I mean no thought whatsoever. So.

Only the finest flea market restrooms feature high-level co-marketing. It's an elevated shopping experience.
Hot air and grilled cheese combo
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Ian Critchley @iancritchley.bsky.social · Feb 5
Delighted to say my short story chapbook 'Removals' is now available to buy from the Nightjar Press website, alongside a new story by Alison Moore. Such a thrill to be part of this brilliant series of stories

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Front cover of short story chapbook 'Removals' by Ian Critchley published by Nightjar Press
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Dan Brotzel @danbrotzel.bsky.social · Aug 23
New one from me in @frazzledhumor.bsky.social medium.com/frazzled/thi...
This Storybook Betrays a Complete Lack of Understanding of Today’s Geopolitical and Military…
Plane-spotting with kids is more challenging than it seems
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Dan Brotzel @danbrotzel.bsky.social · Aug 23
Delighted to have a piece in @slackjaw medium.com/slackjaw/mea...
Meaning Of Life: FAQs
Happy with your purchase? Happy with your existence?
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Dan Brotzel @danbrotzel.bsky.social · Aug 22
Bid writers - what do you do all day??
Looking to interview a bid writer about what the work involves, skills required etc for a US writing careers site. Could you spare a few minutes to answer a few email/zoom questions?
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Frazzled Humor @frazzledhumor.bsky.social · Aug 20
’Nother plane, Daddy?
Yeeesss. There’s lots of them. It’s a lovely airport, isn’t it? And look — all the planes are animals…

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This Storybook Betrays a Complete Lack of Understanding of Today’s Geopolitical and Military…
Plane-spotting with kids is more challenging than it seems
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Jason Cobley @jmcobleyauthor.bsky.social · Aug 18
My review of Thank you for the Days by @danbrotzel.bsky.social - it’ll make you laugh, cringe and maybe just tear up a little bit…
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Frazzled Humor @frazzledhumor.bsky.social · Aug 8
Trust versus mistrust: Octo Pus

You are a near-blind squid, creeping along the ocean floor. You lie in the centre of the trampoline and can only navigate on all fours.

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Erikson’s Key Stages of Psychosocial Development, Re-imagined as Masochistic Trampoline Games I…
The Long and Bouncy Road
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Frazzled Humor @frazzledhumor.bsky.social · Aug 5
‘So he was saying, right, we spend so much time directing our energy outwards. You know.’

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Do Mindfulness and Parenting Mix?
Short answer: No.
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Dan Brotzel @danbrotzel.bsky.social · Jun 19
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