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Dan Brotzel
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Funny-sad author | Order Thank You The Days at https://amzn.to/40yOfXr | The Wolf in the Woods | www.danielbrotzel.medium
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Happy National Pawnbrokers Day, Microwave Oven Day and Gazpacho Day to one and all!

Thank You For The Days, out today, is about a man who tries to celebrate a different funny holiday for 365 days.

'Witty & clever, kept me engaged & amused. A definite hit.' *****

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the orange one finally got the attention he was craving...
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🎶The grand old Duke of York
He had ████████████
He ████████████████
And he ████████████

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It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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Until this week, I thought it was just something people said. Everyone always told me that once you get your first kitten, your kids end up taking a backseat.

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As the Proud Owner of a New Kitten, I Just Don’t Have the Same Mental Energy for My Kids Anymore
The life of a new cat mom
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The light is on for James W. Morris!💡

“The Constituents of Light” is a beguiling short story featuring a protagonist who experiences the world in a fascinating way.

Check out James’s amazing writing over at the site!
The Constituents of Light - James W. Morris — Bulb Culture Collective
In my mind’s eye, Monday is indigo.
www.bulbculturecollective.com
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I put a lot of thought into what my first post here would be. By "a lot of thought," I mean no thought whatsoever. So.

Only the finest flea market restrooms feature high-level co-marketing. It's an elevated shopping experience.
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Delighted to say my short story chapbook 'Removals' is now available to buy from the Nightjar Press website, alongside a new story by Alison Moore. Such a thrill to be part of this brilliant series of stories

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Bid writers - what do you do all day??
Looking to interview a bid writer about what the work involves, skills required etc for a US writing careers site. Could you spare a few minutes to answer a few email/zoom questions?
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My review of Thank you for the Days by @danbrotzel.bsky.social - it’ll make you laugh, cringe and maybe just tear up a little bit…
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Trust versus mistrust: Octo Pus

You are a near-blind squid, creeping along the ocean floor. You lie in the centre of the trampoline and can only navigate on all fours.

By @danbrotzel.bsky.social

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Erikson’s Key Stages of Psychosocial Development, Re-imagined as Masochistic Trampoline Games I…
The Long and Bouncy Road
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