Daniel Schultz
@dandadad.bsky.social
Formerly: Crank theologian known as pastordan
Now: A nice guy, actually
Now: A nice guy, actually
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Daniel Schultz
@dandadad.bsky.social
· Sep 7
I apologize for the damage done to your timelines
I'm not saying it's windy out there, but the beagle did achieve takeoff in less than a quarter mile this morning.
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'm not saying it's windy out there, but the beagle did achieve takeoff in less than a quarter mile this morning.
You wouldn't know the plan. The plan goes to another school. In Canada. It speaks French.
Coming soon: concepts of a plan.
WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP IS NOT CONSIDERING A DIRECT TWO-YEAR SUBSIDY EXTENSION AND WILL SOON MAKE RECOMMENDATIONS FOR HEALTHCARE POLICY IMPROVEMENTS
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You wouldn't know the plan. The plan goes to another school. In Canada. It speaks French.
More serious: loathe as I am to give Dems messaging advice, they would be smart to spend some time explaining that no, this is not just politics as usual. In fact, it's sort of nuts, disturbing, and there's only one person doing it.
Less serious post: props to the first person in the "Sedition Six" to challenge Trump to a fight down by the bike racks during the next (Congressional) recess.
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
More serious: loathe as I am to give Dems messaging advice, they would be smart to spend some time explaining that no, this is not just politics as usual. In fact, it's sort of nuts, disturbing, and there's only one person doing it.
Less serious post: props to the first person in the "Sedition Six" to challenge Trump to a fight down by the bike racks during the next (Congressional) recess.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Less serious post: props to the first person in the "Sedition Six" to challenge Trump to a fight down by the bike racks during the next (Congressional) recess.
Oh yes, certainly, I too am important enough that the French government would want to assassinate me, 100% no doubt.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Oh yes, certainly, I too am important enough that the French government would want to assassinate me, 100% no doubt.
One thing I've learned is that military types *really* don't like it when what they see as a poser questions the integrity of someone's service.
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
One thing I've learned is that military types *really* don't like it when what they see as a poser questions the integrity of someone's service.
Oh, drat. My hope is that he did not fall hard at all. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Reggae legend Jimmy Cliff dies, aged 81
The musician was known for hits like You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now.
www.bbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Oh, drat. My hope is that he did not fall hard at all. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Reposted by Daniel Schultz
Toad put the thin button in his pocket. He was very angry. He jumped up and down and screamed, “The whole world is covered in buttons, and not one of them is mine!”
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Toad put the thin button in his pocket. He was very angry. He jumped up and down and screamed, “The whole world is covered in buttons, and not one of them is mine!”
![Gru meme, with four panels depicting Gru looking maniacal in front of a flip chart.
Panel one: Flip chart reads: "The shock of the Kennedy assassination to the national psyche"
Panel two: "was so great a blue-ribbon panel was commissioned to convince people that"
Panel three: "Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone"
Panel four: "Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone" [Gru looks baffled]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vyjt7whll2x3vmfsryynf6nl/bafkreielibupy2znkbabjybvyvc7sr2npxixoouxojvwua4ia4khhdp534@jpeg)
Very interesting, but wasn't this Donovan's list of prominent Atlantans on Futurama?
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Very interesting, but wasn't this Donovan's list of prominent Atlantans on Futurama?
I have declared my cat a hostile non-state actor for menacing my buttered bagel. I have now provided as much legal justification as strikes on Venezuela.
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I have declared my cat a hostile non-state actor for menacing my buttered bagel. I have now provided as much legal justification as strikes on Venezuela.
Same thing as the Elvis-Nixon meeting, except the president is the one who was probably high as a kite?
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Same thing as the Elvis-Nixon meeting, except the president is the one who was probably high as a kite?
If Marjorie Taylor Greene were a secret agent trying to bring MAGA down from the inside, what would she have done differently
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If Marjorie Taylor Greene were a secret agent trying to bring MAGA down from the inside, what would she have done differently
Around the globe, leaders are licking their chops and taking notes. Get...personal...meeting, talk building apartments...
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Around the globe, leaders are licking their chops and taking notes. Get...personal...meeting, talk building apartments...
[Two weeks later] Oh, I get it! Schumer never had the Surrender Caucus on board in the first place, he just convinced them to play along until after the November elections...
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
[Two weeks later] Oh, I get it! Schumer never had the Surrender Caucus on board in the first place, he just convinced them to play along until after the November elections...
Got a request for verification of employment from the DoD for a former intern who worked with me engaging churches around vaccinations. Routine stuff. But for a second, I thought "Oh God, are they going after people who did COVID outreach now?"
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Got a request for verification of employment from the DoD for a former intern who worked with me engaging churches around vaccinations. Routine stuff. But for a second, I thought "Oh God, are they going after people who did COVID outreach now?"
A high school English teacher told me "Cut the crap. You're not as smart as you think you are." It was exactly the kick in the ass I needed.
What’s the most significant advice you received from a teacher?
I had a Geology prof who always said “have strong opinions, loosely held”
Be passionate, assess alternatives with conviction, take sides. But don’t fall so in love with your opinions that you can’t change them with better data.
I had a Geology prof who always said “have strong opinions, loosely held”
Be passionate, assess alternatives with conviction, take sides. But don’t fall so in love with your opinions that you can’t change them with better data.
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
A high school English teacher told me "Cut the crap. You're not as smart as you think you are." It was exactly the kick in the ass I needed.
Do you see this sh*t the Daily Jumble is doing @jfruh.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Do you see this sh*t the Daily Jumble is doing @jfruh.bsky.social
Forgive me if I'm the last one to twig this, but I do think it's easy to skip ahead to the next bit of performative cynicism and miss the enormous implications of what just happened with the Epstein Files vote.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Forgive me if I'm the last one to twig this, but I do think it's easy to skip ahead to the next bit of performative cynicism and miss the enormous implications of what just happened with the Epstein Files vote.
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Trump's underlings furiously constructing Father Jack-level bedcage to prevent him from getting to his phone overnight
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Trump's underlings furiously constructing Father Jack-level bedcage to prevent him from getting to his phone overnight
Trump Administration: Thank God that's over, now let's move forward
Ron Wyden:
Ron Wyden:
Great news that the Senate has passed the bill forcing the DOJ to release its Epstein file. Now Bondi must comply. But our work cannot stop there. We need to force the Treasury to release the Epstein bank records too. I have a bill to make that happen. FOLLOW THE MONEY.
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Trump Administration: Thank God that's over, now let's move forward
Ron Wyden:
Ron Wyden:
Gotta admit that "Shut up lady, I don't want to talk about the child rapist I used to hang around, only the murderer I'm having over for dinner tonight" is major flex, of a certain kind.
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Gotta admit that "Shut up lady, I don't want to talk about the child rapist I used to hang around, only the murderer I'm having over for dinner tonight" is major flex, of a certain kind.
EPSTEIN VOTE EPSTEIN VOTE EPSTEIN VOTE!!
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
EPSTEIN VOTE EPSTEIN VOTE EPSTEIN VOTE!!
Had to listen to this right quick to make sure the back-stabbing was in fact an accident and also a metaphor
When Trump blessed Tucker's interview with Nick Fuentes, he was acknowledging that the white nationalist constituency inside the MAGA coalition has grown too big to marginalize.
On the pod, @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social is brilliant on this and what it means for Vance:
newrepublic.com/article/2033...
On the pod, @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social is brilliant on this and what it means for Vance:
newrepublic.com/article/2033...
Trump Accidentally Stabs Vance in the Back as MAGA Erupts in Civil War
As Trump’s comments about neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes create a surprising problem for JD Vance, the author of a piece on the Fuentes fiasco explains why this has ignited a civil war inside MAGA that is abou...
newrepublic.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Had to listen to this right quick to make sure the back-stabbing was in fact an accident and also a metaphor