Dan Harmon
@danharmon.bsky.social
mudmonster struggling to achieve work/video game balance. The most effective way to punish, improve or usurp me is to deprive me of your insight
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Non zero chance this guy becomes president
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Non zero chance this guy becomes president
Is the “against” side of the Abolish ICE argument that we can’t let one exemplary, officially celebrated apple spoil our appetite when there’s so many apples underneath it that might turn out even better if we hold the barrel upside down over a blanket made of our dead neighbors’ clothes
January 14, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Is the “against” side of the Abolish ICE argument that we can’t let one exemplary, officially celebrated apple spoil our appetite when there’s so many apples underneath it that might turn out even better if we hold the barrel upside down over a blanket made of our dead neighbors’ clothes
TIL the story (YouTube version) of Bill Murray not knowing where a dying Harold Ramis lived because they were beefing and Murray went to a police station in Ramis’ town and got an escort to Ramis’ house to talk to him before he died. Made me want to check up on a lot of old friends maybe tomorrowish
January 13, 2026 at 9:11 PM
TIL the story (YouTube version) of Bill Murray not knowing where a dying Harold Ramis lived because they were beefing and Murray went to a police station in Ramis’ town and got an escort to Ramis’ house to talk to him before he died. Made me want to check up on a lot of old friends maybe tomorrowish
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America’s #1 export is now license-free clips to use in the beginning of apocalyptic sci-fi movies
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
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Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
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January 12, 2026 at 1:31 AM
America’s #1 export is now license-free clips to use in the beginning of apocalyptic sci-fi movies
I’ll make this a StarRupture “thread” and add any thoughts about it to this post. Would love your thoughts and tips minus spoilers. First my handful of stuff in the “wish I’d known this 20 hours ago” category, for beginners. Stuff I had to learn on YouTube:
January 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I’ll make this a StarRupture “thread” and add any thoughts about it to this post. Would love your thoughts and tips minus spoilers. First my handful of stuff in the “wish I’d known this 20 hours ago” category, for beginners. Stuff I had to learn on YouTube:
Loving StarRupture so far
January 11, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Loving StarRupture so far
When a municipal cop shoots someone, they are removed from the scene, put on leave, their weapon is taken, and an investigation begins. That’s…like, I’m not being naive about corruption, I’m saying: this is shit that would make the world’s shittiest, worst cop be like hey not fair that’s cheating
January 8, 2026 at 5:38 AM
When a municipal cop shoots someone, they are removed from the scene, put on leave, their weapon is taken, and an investigation begins. That’s…like, I’m not being naive about corruption, I’m saying: this is shit that would make the world’s shittiest, worst cop be like hey not fair that’s cheating
Maybe journalists get their own social media app, where they pool, credit, boost, review each other’s news? With a “checkmark” if you’re willing to stake your birth name on facts, you get banned if you lie, fund it with subscriptions from third parties, call it like “news” no that name will be taken
January 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Maybe journalists get their own social media app, where they pool, credit, boost, review each other’s news? With a “checkmark” if you’re willing to stake your birth name on facts, you get banned if you lie, fund it with subscriptions from third parties, call it like “news” no that name will be taken
8 hours til Star Rupture release, Factory Heads
January 6, 2026 at 5:36 AM
8 hours til Star Rupture release, Factory Heads
I can’t believe they thought this invasion could distract a single person from texting me about the Chevy Chase documentary
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I can’t believe they thought this invasion could distract a single person from texting me about the Chevy Chase documentary
my favorite bar archetype is the “i ain’t got nothin’ but love” guy that quickly progresses to “Hey. HEY. LOOK AT ME. (pause) Nothin’ but love” inevitably arriving at “Motherfucker you’re not better than me, I’m not a violent man but I will kick your fucking ass, look at me: Nothin’ but love.”
January 4, 2026 at 11:59 AM
my favorite bar archetype is the “i ain’t got nothin’ but love” guy that quickly progresses to “Hey. HEY. LOOK AT ME. (pause) Nothin’ but love” inevitably arriving at “Motherfucker you’re not better than me, I’m not a violent man but I will kick your fucking ass, look at me: Nothin’ but love.”
It takes a village!
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
It takes a village!
Cool war room photos, wish it could have been in the PEOC bunker - would have been the shot he wanted. But. All that construction (above it!) Reckon the only entrance to a 6 story subterranean fortress is sealed off with painters tape for a few years while they definitely only make a ballroom on top
January 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Cool war room photos, wish it could have been in the PEOC bunker - would have been the shot he wanted. But. All that construction (above it!) Reckon the only entrance to a 6 story subterranean fortress is sealed off with painters tape for a few years while they definitely only make a ballroom on top
Honest YouTube Interrogation Video Narrator: “the detective has the suspect sit in this awkward corner because a four foot room is 90 percent awkward corner. He then begins with simple questions, because he’s slow and has to fill out a form, after which he will accuse them of lying for 4 hours.”
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Honest YouTube Interrogation Video Narrator: “the detective has the suspect sit in this awkward corner because a four foot room is 90 percent awkward corner. He then begins with simple questions, because he’s slow and has to fill out a form, after which he will accuse them of lying for 4 hours.”
So X is now just 100 million fake people, 200 million fake followers and for some reason every journalist on fucking Earth
January 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
So X is now just 100 million fake people, 200 million fake followers and for some reason every journalist on fucking Earth
We haven’t been able to use “Suckin’ Dicks in [YEAR]” as a New Years Eve slogan for TWENTY years. Thirty if you’re a stickler for rhyme AND meter
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
We haven’t been able to use “Suckin’ Dicks in [YEAR]” as a New Years Eve slogan for TWENTY years. Thirty if you’re a stickler for rhyme AND meter
Guy asked if 1 of my shows was mocking democracy, I said i doubted it. I asked if he’d seen it, he said no, i asked if he was deciding whether to watch, he said no, I asked why ask, he said he had a 4 year old daughter and wanted to one day explain America’s downfall to her. From there it got weird
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Guy asked if 1 of my shows was mocking democracy, I said i doubted it. I asked if he’d seen it, he said no, i asked if he was deciding whether to watch, he said no, I asked why ask, he said he had a 4 year old daughter and wanted to one day explain America’s downfall to her. From there it got weird
Boss where do you want this surveillance of the journalist asking about Epstein Files
Don’t put it in the journalist surveillance files, those could be released one day
Okay do we have any files that will never be released
Here’s some
Perfect and the name can help us remember where we hid them
Don’t put it in the journalist surveillance files, those could be released one day
Okay do we have any files that will never be released
Here’s some
Perfect and the name can help us remember where we hid them
December 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Boss where do you want this surveillance of the journalist asking about Epstein Files
Don’t put it in the journalist surveillance files, those could be released one day
Okay do we have any files that will never be released
Here’s some
Perfect and the name can help us remember where we hid them
Don’t put it in the journalist surveillance files, those could be released one day
Okay do we have any files that will never be released
Here’s some
Perfect and the name can help us remember where we hid them
Damn it if I had angled my phone one inch lower.
December 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Damn it if I had angled my phone one inch lower.
Traditional Christmas guy here. Have all the “holidays” you want, I’ll be under a tree, six feet from my third wife, each of us on individual speakerphones telling five year olds that I carried their state in the last election and if that’s not “secular” enough you can cancel me
December 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Traditional Christmas guy here. Have all the “holidays” you want, I’ll be under a tree, six feet from my third wife, each of us on individual speakerphones telling five year olds that I carried their state in the last election and if that’s not “secular” enough you can cancel me
Interesting irony with 2.0 admin is that your various Scaramuccis and Bannons aren’t as easily Dismoochable or Abannondonable never mind I had a real thought that I now can’t remember and I’m neither ashamed nor proud of what happened up there but I am going to walk it off and eat something
December 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Interesting irony with 2.0 admin is that your various Scaramuccis and Bannons aren’t as easily Dismoochable or Abannondonable never mind I had a real thought that I now can’t remember and I’m neither ashamed nor proud of what happened up there but I am going to walk it off and eat something
screenwriters know the conversations at DOJ right now. “Did they mean Friday morning or Friday night and if they meant Friday night don’t I have til midnight and who reads sex files at midnight wouldn’t they rather get decently-redacted sex files on Monday I COULD BE SPENDING THIS TIME REDACTING”
December 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
screenwriters know the conversations at DOJ right now. “Did they mean Friday morning or Friday night and if they meant Friday night don’t I have til midnight and who reads sex files at midnight wouldn’t they rather get decently-redacted sex files on Monday I COULD BE SPENDING THIS TIME REDACTING”