Daniel Aegan is still high on Elvenweed
@danielaegan.bsky.social
Electric nerd and dark humorist working in #scifi, #fantasy, #villainpunk, and more. 📖 Living in my own head and loving it. 🌈📚 The original Stoned Tarot reader. 😶🌫️
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he/they🏳️🌈
Partnered with @[email protected]
DanielAegan.com
Pinned
Now I need to skeet something worth pinning!
Quick question:
Would you take an author less seriously if you saw their junk?
Would you take an author less seriously if you saw their junk?
January 20, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Quick question:
Would you take an author less seriously if you saw their junk?
Would you take an author less seriously if you saw their junk?
I went back to the fifties and founded The Sour Apple Gang. We throw apples at people I suits walking around our turf. An Irish cop once told us to stop wasting apples.
January 20, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I went back to the fifties and founded The Sour Apple Gang. We throw apples at people I suits walking around our turf. An Irish cop once told us to stop wasting apples.
Psst… Did you know my stuff is all over Kobo plus??? Blood Drives, Elvenweed, VCR MacDougal, Bad News, Trash Rat, and a shitload more! What are you waiting for? Click the damn link and check out one of my whacky-ass books!
Daniel Aegan on Kobo:
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Daniel Aegan on Kobo:
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January 20, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Psst… Did you know my stuff is all over Kobo plus??? Blood Drives, Elvenweed, VCR MacDougal, Bad News, Trash Rat, and a shitload more! What are you waiting for? Click the damn link and check out one of my whacky-ass books!
Daniel Aegan on Kobo:
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Daniel Aegan on Kobo:
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If it happens by eight tonight, I’ll post brain
January 20, 2026 at 5:48 PM
If it happens by eight tonight, I’ll post brain
Someone tell me to fuckin chill.
January 20, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Someone tell me to fuckin chill.
The Blood Drive Thrillogy would make an excellent live action series!
January 20, 2026 at 3:17 PM
The Blood Drive Thrillogy would make an excellent live action series!
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MY BOOKS!
If you're looking for unserious scifi with Space Florida vibes, look no further than Red Darkling, Bonkpocalypse, and the interactive novel Vacation on Planet Glor. You won't regret it. Or will you?
Learn more at: www.laguettler.com
If you're looking for unserious scifi with Space Florida vibes, look no further than Red Darkling, Bonkpocalypse, and the interactive novel Vacation on Planet Glor. You won't regret it. Or will you?
Learn more at: www.laguettler.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:53 PM
New week, new current comic reads. Got to issue two on a lot of these Marvel Now volumes… 🤪
January 20, 2026 at 2:36 PM
New week, new current comic reads. Got to issue two on a lot of these Marvel Now volumes… 🤪
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We are not single.
We are nonplussed. 🧐
We are nonplussed. 🧐
January 20, 2026 at 2:18 PM
We are not single.
We are nonplussed. 🧐
We are nonplussed. 🧐
I’m going to stay weird as fuck, my writing is going to remain zany, and you’re all going to have to deal with it.
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I’m going to stay weird as fuck, my writing is going to remain zany, and you’re all going to have to deal with it.
Then he sucked his own dick.
An Emotional Trump Receives The Trump Medal Of Trump From President Trump At The Trump Center Early Trumpday
January 20, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Then he sucked his own dick.
Hey, I also write books.
January 19, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Hey, I also write books.
Mad king or little bitch boy who didn’t get enough suckle time on mommy’s shriveled troll titties? You decide, America!
If you ever wondered how a mad king would behave in the Oval Office, you no longer have to wonder.
January 19, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Mad king or little bitch boy who didn’t get enough suckle time on mommy’s shriveled troll titties? You decide, America!
IT HASNT EVEN BEEN ONE GODDAM MOTHERFUCKING YEAR!
President Donald Trump is one day away from the one-year mark of his second term. Over the past week, CNN has rolled out a series of poll findings on where Americans stand on his performance so far. | Analysis
5 big takeaways from CNN’s poll of Trump’s first year | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump is one day away from the one-year mark of his second term. Over the past week, CNN has rolled out a series of poll findings on where Americans stand on his performance so far.
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January 19, 2026 at 8:34 PM
IT HASNT EVEN BEEN ONE GODDAM MOTHERFUCKING YEAR!
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What’s he talking about? You should go listen to our last episode and find out!
The 90s Never Happened
Episode 6: Dan Got Punched in the Stomach
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-6uk6z...
The 90s Never Happened
Episode 6: Dan Got Punched in the Stomach
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-6uk6z...
January 19, 2026 at 8:26 PM
What’s he talking about? You should go listen to our last episode and find out!
The 90s Never Happened
Episode 6: Dan Got Punched in the Stomach
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-6uk6z...
The 90s Never Happened
Episode 6: Dan Got Punched in the Stomach
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-6uk6z...
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Help my bestie out! You know you want this in your life 😘
Choose a release date for Safe Haven.
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Help my bestie out! You know you want this in your life 😘
The Doomsday Clock, only it’s counting down to when Lana Del Rey cancels herself.
January 19, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The Doomsday Clock, only it’s counting down to when Lana Del Rey cancels herself.
Choose a release date for Safe Haven.
January 19, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Choose a release date for Safe Haven.
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empathy is toxic, bro
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
empathy is toxic, bro
“Let them eat one other thing!”
They’re going to have to literally say, “Let them eat cake,” aren’t they?
January 17, 2026 at 12:42 PM
“Let them eat one other thing!”
This is real. Holy shit this is real.
Party at Mar a Largo yesterday. Rollins reminds us we can have a “piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli and a corn tortilla.” Trump threatens Insurrection Act. Says invoked “ Many times in our history.” The last time was in LA in 1992 when assistance was requested by the governor of California.
January 17, 2026 at 12:40 PM
This is real. Holy shit this is real.
I thought I had some frozen chicken wings, but I guess I was frozen chicken wrong.
January 17, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I thought I had some frozen chicken wings, but I guess I was frozen chicken wrong.
I knew it!
January 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I knew it!
This one went off the rails SOOOOOO many times.
Just recorded a new episode of @90sneverhappened.bsky.social with @danielaegan.bsky.social and a special guest!!!! In the mean time, follow us at @90sneverhappened.bsky.social and listen on ALL streaming platforms!!
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
This one went off the rails SOOOOOO many times.