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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era

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Electric nerd and dark humorist working in #scifi, #fantasy, #villainpunk, and more. 📖 Living in my own head and loving it. 🌈📚 The original Stoned Tarot reader. 😶‍🌫️ he/they🏳️‍🌈 Partnered with @[email protected] DanielAegan.com

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · Aug 24

Are you a fan of messy romances? How about a meandering adventure? Would you be opposed to some hot fantasy politics?

The Elvenweed Chronicles has a little something for everyone and a lot more. So why not score a copy, get cozy, and drift into a haze of elvenweed smoke? You’ll be so glad you did.

A pothead epic!

The highest of high fantasy

The Elvenweed Chronicles
By Daniel Aegan

Out now!

Imager shows cartoon images of a blonde elf wearing a green tunic smoking a pipe and a sandy-haired young man with a shield and squire armor. Between them behind the title is a plume of smoke and a cannabis plant.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 8h

Yes! Thank you. I’ll text you.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 16h

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 13h

Thank you. Can I send you tickets to my standup?

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 13h

Oh yeah? Nuggies for days.

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 13h

Thank you?

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 13h

Woohoo!

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H.S. Kallinger (he/they) @xakana.bsky.social · 14h

As requested (gotta say that's a first--I dunno if anyone's challenged me to draw anything before, let alone a random musing XD)

pencil drawing of a breech fetus with a transverse placenta rendered as a charging plug piercing the uterine wall with squiggly lines that could be seen as electricity or blood vessels coming off it. The amniotic sac is drawn smaller than the uterus, and the fundus and bladder surround it.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 14h

Great job! Send this to RFK Jr so he knows how babies are charged.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 15h

Is anyone reading this a teacher or works in a school for younger children? If you are and also willing to help me with a scene I’m writing that takes place in an elementary school, please let me know. Thank you!!!

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 14h

I forgot about the sequel. At this rate, it’ll be a reboot.

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 14h

You should draw that.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 14h

Kung Fu Hustle

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 14h

a man in a suit says it seems gay in front of a sign that says protect your bits

Alt: a man in a suit says it seems gay in front of a sign that says protect your bits

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 14h

I’m no doctor, but the baby was in her placenta??? What’s this asshole’s job again?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15h

RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 15h

A two-panel meme.

In the first panel, a man is driving a car, possibly I. Europe because he’s on the right side. He asks, “Want to listen to the Cheers theme song on repeat?”

The woman sitting in the passenger’s seat replies, “I’ll literally listen to anything else, including nothing.”

The second panel shows the man driving away with the woman outside of the car scowling at him. He sings, “Making your way in the world today…”

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 15h

Fuck, I’m going to listen to this today, aren’t I?

Some More News @somemorenews.bsky.social · 15h

Let's talk about this fucking guy. youtu.be/vlKDQ3fwI5w

The Making Of Stephen Miller - SOME MORE NEWS

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 15h

That’s if you’re watching the show on an iPad. She’s much taller on a TV.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · Aug 23

Aliens vs Monk

A xenomorph alien from the Alien movie franchise is standing behind defective Monk played by Tony Shalloub on the TV show Monk. Monk is holding a vacuum.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 15h

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Pixies a/k/a Map Nerd @mcburnellauthor.bsky.social · 1d

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 16h

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 16h

And you probably won’t.

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 19h

Can someone write the rest of this book for me? Thanks.

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 19h

What a chode.

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 19h

He looks like when Michael Cera tries to play an adult in a movie.