Daniel Aegan is still high on Elvenweed
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Electric nerd and dark humorist working in #scifi, #fantasy, #villainpunk, and more. 📖 Living in my own head and loving it. 🌈📚 The original Stoned Tarot reader. 😶🌫️
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Are you a fan of messy romances? How about a meandering adventure? Would you be opposed to some hot fantasy politics?
The Elvenweed Chronicles has a little something for everyone and a lot more. So why not score a copy, get cozy, and drift into a haze of elvenweed smoke? You’ll be so glad you did.
The Elvenweed Chronicles has a little something for everyone and a lot more. So why not score a copy, get cozy, and drift into a haze of elvenweed smoke? You’ll be so glad you did.
“Why do all these recipes ask me to add bleach?”
First thing in the story about shitty AI stealing clicks from legit sources:
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
“Why do all these recipes ask me to add bleach?”
My doggy attempted to wage war against her own anus.
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My doggy attempted to wage war against her own anus.
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It’s that time. If you’re willing and able to be an ARC reader for Blood Drives, a collection of five short tales about vampires, werewolves, and Vatican agent priests, hit me up. This one should be dropping soon, and you can be among the first to read it!
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It’s that time. If you’re willing and able to be an ARC reader for Blood Drives, a collection of five short tales about vampires, werewolves, and Vatican agent priests, hit me up. This one should be dropping soon, and you can be among the first to read it!
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It’s that time. If you’re willing and able to be an ARC reader for Blood Drives, a collection of five short tales about vampires, werewolves, and Vatican agent priests, hit me up. This one should be dropping soon, and you can be among the first to read it!
There is a subtle way to tell a fart joke without shitting your pants.
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
There is a subtle way to tell a fart joke without shitting your pants.
Ask @rorymichaelson.com .
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Ask @rorymichaelson.com .
Every single one of these douchebags would ruin the hack circle by using their hands.
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Every single one of these douchebags would ruin the hack circle by using their hands.
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the idea of being in this blunt rotation fills me with the kind of horror usually reserved for seeing a bone shard poke out of your own skin.
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
the idea of being in this blunt rotation fills me with the kind of horror usually reserved for seeing a bone shard poke out of your own skin.
New term for “bi-curious” people just dropped.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
New term for “bi-curious” people just dropped.
Just been informed there is no Dog Jesus.
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just been informed there is no Dog Jesus.
This squirrel has got a gunt!
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This squirrel has got a gunt!
Did it ever occur to you that they call it PEANUT butter because you’re supposed to spread it on top of PEANUTS?!
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Did it ever occur to you that they call it PEANUT butter because you’re supposed to spread it on top of PEANUTS?!
What’s in your mom’s wallet?
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
What’s in your mom’s wallet?
JD Vance is a damn milksop!
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
JD Vance is a damn milksop!
This motherfucker is trying to bring back Night Court.
Science discovers the End Level Boss of guys who think "everyone loves it when I do this!" when, in fact, everyone does not love it.
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This motherfucker is trying to bring back Night Court.
I’ll only tell you my real birthday if I get nudes.
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’ll only tell you my real birthday if I get nudes.
All Christmas programming is nothing but class warfare propaganda. Oh, “We’re poor but at least we have each other,” can fuck right off.
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
All Christmas programming is nothing but class warfare propaganda. Oh, “We’re poor but at least we have each other,” can fuck right off.
I’m officially on vacation, bitches!
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I’m officially on vacation, bitches!
Stoned to the point where a loud truck driving by means Armageddon has arrived at last.
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Stoned to the point where a loud truck driving by means Armageddon has arrived at last.
This was my first skeet today.
VALKYRIE!
fellas if she’s not looking at you like this she’s not the one
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This was my first skeet today.
VALKYRIE!
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
VALKYRIE!
FINALLY finished the first draft of Welcome to Gib Pines. It was a trudge and was around 50k words longer than planned, but it’s finally over.
Welcome to Gib Pines
126,703 words
298 pages
107 grueling days
Welcome to Gib Pines
126,703 words
298 pages
107 grueling days
a close up of a man 's face with the words `` it 's done '' written on the bottom .
Alt: Frodo Baggins standing in front of slowing lava: “It’s done.”
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November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
FINALLY finished the first draft of Welcome to Gib Pines. It was a trudge and was around 50k words longer than planned, but it’s finally over.
Welcome to Gib Pines
126,703 words
298 pages
107 grueling days
Welcome to Gib Pines
126,703 words
298 pages
107 grueling days