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Daniel Aegan is still high on Elvenweed
@danielaegan.bsky.social
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Electric nerd and dark humorist working in #scifi, #fantasy, #villainpunk, and more. 📖 Living in my own head and loving it. 🌈📚 The original Stoned Tarot reader. 😶‍🌫️
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Daniel Aegan is still high on Elvenweed @danielaegan.bsky.social · 18d
Now I need to skeet something worth pinning!
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The Blood Drive Thrillogy would make an excellent live action series!
Life sucks? So so Vampires. Blood Drive books by Daniel Aegan Background of image is television static. Clip art includes a howling wolf, a vampire ima suit and sunglasses saying, “thirsty?”, and the Blood Drive bat-winged skull.
January 20, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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Wanna laugh? Sure, we all do.

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laguettler.bsky.social Let's A-go Guettler @laguettler.bsky.social · Oct 18
MY BOOKS!

If you're looking for unserious scifi with Space Florida vibes, look no further than Red Darkling, Bonkpocalypse, and the interactive novel Vacation on Planet Glor. You won't regret it. Or will you?

Learn more at: www.laguettler.com
Goofy ad for Vacation on Planet Glor: A Mix Your Own Darklingverse Jam by L.A. Guettler. The book cover is centered, with text all around in various whimsical fonts in various colors. Interactive Adventure Sex! Drugs! Booze! Gambling! Baked goods! QUICKSAND?! Heat Beat Twerking cosplayers Cameos from your favorite Darklingverse characters Gruesome death or happy ever after? Find all this and more at my website Goofy ad for Red Darkling by L. A. Guettler. It's centered on an outer space background with text all around in various whimsical fonts. Robot Cats BEER! Exotic locations Aliens Sleazy dudes 0% real science or your money back (not real offer) Goofy ad for Bonkpocalypse: A Red Darkling Jam by L. A. Guettler. The book cover is centered on a red nebula background with text all around in whimsical fonts. EXPLOSIONS Cat stuff Friendship Shady monks Dirk Largo More acronyms per page than other leading brands or your money back (not valid anywhere)
January 20, 2026 at 2:53 PM
danielaegan.bsky.social
New week, new current comic reads. Got to issue two on a lot of these Marvel Now volumes… 🤪
Iron Man #2(Nov 21, 2012) & Thor: God of Thunder #2(Nov 28, 2012) Captain America #2(Dec 19, 2012) & Indestructible Hulk #2(Dec 19, 2012) FF #2(Dec 19, 2012) & Fantastic Four #2(Dec 12, 2012) X-Treme X-Men #8(Dec 19, 2012) & Wolverine & The X-Men #21(Nov 21, 2012)
January 20, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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thishurt.bsky.social
We are not single.

We are nonplussed. 🧐
January 20, 2026 at 2:18 PM
danielaegan.bsky.social
I’m going to stay weird as fuck, my writing is going to remain zany, and you’re all going to have to deal with it.
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 PM
danielaegan.bsky.social
Then he sucked his own dick.
therealdrip.bsky.social The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 13h
An Emotional Trump Receives The Trump Medal Of Trump From President Trump At The Trump Center Early Trumpday
Photoshop of Trump giving himself a medal
January 20, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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brynnrosect.bsky.social
The only words I have need to be shouted in anger. #writesky
January 19, 2026 at 9:44 PM
danielaegan.bsky.social
Hey, I also write books.
January 19, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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Mad king or little bitch boy who didn’t get enough suckle time on mommy’s shriveled troll titties? You decide, America!
davidcorn.bsky.social David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 22h
If you ever wondered how a mad king would behave in the Oval Office, you no longer have to wonder.
January 19, 2026 at 9:37 PM
danielaegan.bsky.social
IT HASNT EVEN BEEN ONE GODDAM MOTHERFUCKING YEAR!
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 18h
President Donald Trump is one day away from the one-year mark of his second term. Over the past week, CNN has rolled out a series of poll findings on where Americans stand on his performance so far. | Analysis
5 big takeaways from CNN’s poll of Trump’s first year | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump is one day away from the one-year mark of his second term. Over the past week, CNN has rolled out a series of poll findings on where Americans stand on his performance so far.
www.cnn.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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90sneverhappened.bsky.social
What’s he talking about? You should go listen to our last episode and find out!

The 90s Never Happened
Episode 6: Dan Got Punched in the Stomach
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-6uk6z...
January 19, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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judexgraves.bsky.social
Help my bestie out! You know you want this in your life 😘
danielaegan.bsky.social Daniel Aegan is still high on Elvenweed @danielaegan.bsky.social · 22h
Choose a release date for Safe Haven.
Safe Haven A cosmic horror sitcom by Daniel Aegan Cover image shows a woman with an umbrella looking off into the distance. She’s standing on a city street corner in the rain. It’s dark around the edges like some noir shit.
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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The Doomsday Clock, only it’s counting down to when Lana Del Rey cancels herself.
January 19, 2026 at 5:37 PM
danielaegan.bsky.social
Choose a release date for Safe Haven.
Safe Haven A cosmic horror sitcom by Daniel Aegan Cover image shows a woman with an umbrella looking off into the distance. She’s standing on a city street corner in the rain. It’s dark around the edges like some noir shit.
January 19, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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empathy is toxic, bro
3 panel comic Panel 1: Two characters are lying on a conveyor belt that is slowly feeding them into a meat grinder. A Pink Guy is closest to the grinder. He is duct taped and tied up. A Blue Guy in sun glasses is next to him. He is not tied up and there is a lever saying “Stop” above his head. Pink Guy yells, “HELP! PULL THE LEVER!” Blue Guy casually says “No can do, bro. Empathy is toxic” Panel 2: The Pink Guy is crushed by the grinder as the Blue Guy folds his arms across his chest and says “Caring is weakness, bro” Panel 3: The Blue Guy starts to get crushed by the grinder. His agonised last words are “What’s in it for me, bro?”
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
danielaegan.bsky.social
“Let them eat one other thing!”
danielaegan.bsky.social Daniel Aegan is still high on Elvenweed @danielaegan.bsky.social · Oct 23
They’re going to have to literally say, “Let them eat cake,” aren’t they?
January 17, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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This is real. Holy shit this is real.
martijon.bsky.social Martijon @martijon.bsky.social · 4d
Party at Mar a Largo yesterday. Rollins reminds us we can have a “piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli and a corn tortilla.” Trump threatens Insurrection Act. Says invoked “ Many times in our history.” The last time was in LA in 1992 when assistance was requested by the governor of California.
January 17, 2026 at 12:40 PM
danielaegan.bsky.social
I thought I had some frozen chicken wings, but I guess I was frozen chicken wrong.
January 17, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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I knew it!
Beast seemingly mounting Spider-Man missionary style.
January 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
danielaegan.bsky.social
This one went off the rails SOOOOOO many times.
brynnrosect.bsky.social Brynn Rose @brynnrosect.bsky.social · 4d
Just recorded a new episode of @90sneverhappened.bsky.social with @danielaegan.bsky.social and a special guest!!!! In the mean time, follow us at @90sneverhappened.bsky.social and listen on ALL streaming platforms!!
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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Tired of the news? Need some time off of the horror show that is 2026?

Check out this podcast where all we do is bullshit about bad 90s comics!

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The 90s Never Happened
Books Podcast · Ever wonder if your favorite 90s comic books hold up? Are you worried nostalgia is clouding your memories? Do you want to hear a trio of dorks discuss this?  If you bothered answeri...
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January 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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danielaegan.bsky.social
Two or Ben’s greatest hits in one handy meme:
Men Shapiro meme in four parts: Ben is sitting in front of a group of kindergartners. Ben: If female genitalia becomes wet it’ll need immediate treatment. Kid: That’s not true! Ben: Yeah it is. My wife’s a doctor and told me so. Kid: Bruh.
January 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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SO MANY PEOPLE FORGET THAT THE FIRST COUNTRYTHE NAZIS INVADED WAS THEIR OWN. ABRAHAM ERSKINE
January 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
danielaegan.bsky.social
Tired of the news? Need some time off of the horror show that is 2026?

Check out this podcast where all we do is bullshit about bad 90s comics!

The 90s Never Happened on Apple Podcasts!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

#Marvel #Comics #Podcast #90sComics
The 90s Never Happened
Books Podcast · Ever wonder if your favorite 90s comic books hold up? Are you worried nostalgia is clouding your memories? Do you want to hear a trio of dorks discuss this?  If you bothered answeri...
podcasts.apple.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM