LAaah! A Ghost! Guettler
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A lot cooler than Dr Google Author of: Red Darkling Bonkpocalypse Vacation on Planet Glor The Bone Clock www.laguettler.com linktr.ee/laguettler
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laguettler.bsky.social
I'm so excited to participate in a Books & Brews event! I'm already brainstorming exclusive merch ideas.....
Books & Brews
Drink beer 
Meet authors
Buy Books
October 18 
12 to 4
Meet local authors while enjoying craft beers
Two Brothers Brewing Roundhouse
205 N Broadway, Aurora, IL
laguettler.bsky.social
"My fragile ego says I can't be wrong or imperfect in any way so it must be your fault"
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haileypiperfights.bsky.social
They say they want new things in fantasy, then authors from marginalized groups do new things, but they don't like that, they want the new thing to be like the old thing except new.

What they really want is a book to rewind time and make them young again, something no book or anything else can do.
laguettler.bsky.social
"Assault" now means "anything short of vocal sycophancy"
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sadhbhgirl.bsky.social
Weird shit keeps getting in the way of a trans woman and a nonbinary werewolf who are seriously dtf

Preorder now! Download it Monday!
sadhbhgirl.bsky.social
The Wolf Bane is available for pre-order on Itch now! Release is October 13, so downloads will be live in just 11 days

Horny lesbians (1 trans, 1 werewolf), weird horror, mad science, paranormal vs paramilitary, and one very deadly house!

sadhbhstories.itch.io/the-wolf-bane
The Wolf Bane (Societas Aenigmatum, Book 1) by Sadhbh Frost
Trans for werewolf romance with modern fantasy and weird horror
sadhbhstories.itch.io
laguettler.bsky.social
I mean my perfect pizza cheese is more than gently overcooked, so.
laguettler.bsky.social
The correct color palette for pizza cheese
drfunkyspoon.bsky.social
Since spooky season is here: Jupiter in the infrared looking like an angry red pumpkin planet.
(Square-root-enhanced images of Jupiter's thermal emission from cloud tops at 5.1 microns from NASA's Infrared Telescope Facility in October 2020)
🧪
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laguettler.bsky.social
That's great! I've been okay, taking a sleep aid though. *shrug*
laguettler.bsky.social
"Wait for me, I'll come with you to the store"

Me: Okay, ready to go?

"Oh I don't feel like going anymore."
laguettler.bsky.social
I'm sick of all the chores clustered around meals: menu planning, pantry/freezer inventory, list making, grocery shopping, grocery putting away, cooking, putting away leftovers, washing dirty dishes, putting away clean dishes.
laguettler.bsky.social
I'm sick of all the chores clustered around meals: menu planning, pantry/freezer inventory, list making, grocery shopping, grocery putting away, cooking, putting away leftovers, washing dirty dishes, putting away clean dishes.
laguettler.bsky.social
I hate it when the worst people make a joke better by being awful
laguettler.bsky.social
I'd like to protected class whoever made this decision
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krudmonger.bsky.social
"Hey - Just reading Red Darkling, good stuff! Anyway, glad I'm here in Vatican City instead of Chicago, I mean, at least here nobody gets me with pepper, y'know? Anyway, stay frosty, my child. Laters! - Leonard Part 14"
laguettler.bsky.social
That's backwards. Literally the opposite of science. A 180. BizarroWorld science.
laguettler.bsky.social
Because is so I'm going to have to leave work early to get a head start on the drinking