Dani
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daniexists6.bsky.social
Congratulations to the cast of Happy Tree Friends for doing their due diligence and standing up to tyranny.
daniexists6.bsky.social
Scott Cawthon: I wanna uphold the integrity of my brand. No fortnite collabs!
Universal: Who should we cast to play Toy Bonnie?
Matpat: *Walking out of Scott's shower wearing a bath towel*
Scott: Hmmmmmmmm.....
daniexists6.bsky.social
FUN FACT: The Devil was modeled after Walt Disney.
daniexists6.bsky.social
For context, I mean Matpat. I am not for Megan Fox slander.
daniexists6.bsky.social
Matpat, Kellen Goff and Megan Fox are voicing the Toy Animatronics, and now I'm seeing FNAF 2 just to see how bizarre it'll get.
daniexists6.bsky.social
Unsolicited Crick pics
Jiminy Cricket from Disney's Pinocchio (1940) An animatronic Jiminy Cricket in a shiny white and blue suit and tophat Two Jiminy Crickets in the same scene because I got lazy
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reazlepuff.bsky.social
That part
Prison isn't so bad, you can only die once, you'll never get rich, just do it for the bitches
missingthept.bsky.social
The person who leaks the Epstein files will never have to buy a drink again in their life.
daniexists6.bsky.social
Oh my god if they have Homelander laser Annabelle's brains out I'm sold.
ssnyder1835.bsky.social
New challengers are approaching DC K.O. this February...
daniexists6.bsky.social
God, one could wish.
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ryangodfrey.com
If it's the one 600+ people have bought in the last month, it's now $55
Inflatable Costume Adult Frog Full Body Deluxe Funny Air Blow Up Costume for Men Women Halloween
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
People are still doing “there aren’t going to be midterms” posts as we see these people struggle to handle a guy in a frog costume
Steve Buscemi as Nikita Khrushchev saying “You are accused of doomer behavior. The court finds you guilty and sentences you to be shot.”
daniexists6.bsky.social
Yes, the liberals can be a pain in the ass. They do cringe material to spite the right wingers. But they're at least hauling ass and doing something.
daniexists6.bsky.social
I mean, at this point and time, we should all be fighting for the rights of every man, woman, enby and child in this country, but just because fucknut97 decided that drfuzzyballs1964 isn't worth teaming up with because of one teeny, tiny factor it causes everything to fall apart.
daniexists6.bsky.social
One does. But I don't use 'em much.
dailyocs.bsky.social
Does your OC have siblings?

#dailyocs
daniexists6.bsky.social
I'm tired of all these god damn purity test leftists who think that just 'cause you don't check off all the boxes of what they think leftist ideology is means you're a liberal and should shut the fuck up.
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retrotechdreams.bsky.social
Remember when operating systems used to look like this? Hopefully you don't.
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shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network
It is wild to me that there are people whose entire personality is just... hating YouTubers whose fame peaked in like 2010. There's an entire subreddit dedicated to dogging on James Rolfe for *checks notes* having a family and work/life boundaries. Just spectacularly pathetic.
marzgurl.com
They were referencing "Busy Street" and "TGWTG", so it's like this dude just woke up this week from a 15-year-long coma.

I'm not joking, this was a blog from Busy Street *IN 2010*. Dude was certainly allowed to not like Channel Awesome, but he & others who followed made it A WHOLE PERSONALITY TRAIT
WHY WE HATE TGWTG (In 5 Seconds)
20 03 2010

I actually meant 5 Good reasons why we hate TGWTG…
Fanboys – Go Home.


#1 – Money (That’s What I Want!)

The Nostalgia Critic show averages 100,000 to 200,000 viewers per week, and the site as a whole has 1 million page views per month.[3][4][8] This is expected to increase following content-provider Blip.tv’s deal with Youtube in July 2009.[9] As of July 2009, the site earns more than $10,000 per month in advertising revenue and has received more than $11,000 in online donations, with the company expecting to earn $150,000 by the end of the year. In the third quarter of the 2009 Fiscal year, Walker’s shows earned $53,000 with $32,000 from the Nostalgia Critic alone. This revenue was generated by run of network from Puma and Starburst.[3][4][5][9] The success of his shows has allowed Walker to make a living performing and to quit his previous job as an illustrator, as well as pay the salary of co-founder/COO Mike Ellis.[3]

Ripped Straight from the Headlines of Wikipedia. We don’t hate the fact he HAS a website, we don’t even hate the fact he gets PAID to have a website. What we do find baffling, is the fact he is willing to do this Full Time. I am sure you fans are going “But he’s spending more time doing what he loves”. Sure that’s a good thing, he has plenty of time to make Bum Reviews, Nostalgia Critics, and rubbing his sphincter with $100 bills donated to him by PayPal.

However, there is one thing every person must know about the internet - it does not last forever. Busy Street is fully aware that most of these people will be gone in 5 years tops, fads really do come and go. While in 2004, people go to YTMND – no one gives 2 shits about it now. When is the last time you went to HomeStar Runner? TGWTG as a site, can’t survive a full decade, if my prediction is right. You could only say a movie is shitty so much, that a certain anime is shitty so much, that a video game is shitty so much, that a comic book is shitty so much, that a FMV is shitty so much… that it ends up being stale. That moment was 2008. When people say “Don’t Quit Your Day Job”, they mean it. Don’t quit your day job to make these videos for the internet. It’s going to be hard to recover in 2014.

#2. Repeat.

Reviewing is dead, we have a whole team of people who have this belief. What used to be a golden staple in homes everywhere in the 1990s, have become dead in 2000s, due to the success of blogs and social networking websites like Twitter and YouTube. You no longer need to be a Major in Film Studies to be a critic – as long as you can be on camera and use the powers of persuading 12 year olds to agree with you, everything will be AOK.

1990s Reviewing -

2000s Reviewing-

Just be glad, we only gave you a teaser of that review. If you watch a guy try his hardest to imitate Tom Goes to The Mayor while reviewing video games for the internet – you should just read the Customer Reviews on GameStop. #3. Repeat.

And Kids Like That Sort of Repetition…

Here is Charlie Brooker – a noble british chap who has an award winning panel show, a few ‘wipe shows’, and is also a columnist for The Guardian. This is the face of commentary and criticism, the best part is – He’s actually funny!

And Kids Like That Sort of Repetition…

Here is Ben “Yahtzee” Windows – As always he speaks with Zero Punctuation, and lives in the world of Microsoft Paint. Hisreviewsusuallygoonandondestroyingfanbasessoeasilyitmakespeoplewanttocryandlaughatthesametime.

Here is another reviewer, but unlike Charlie Brooker, he made his fame – on the internet. His main focus is annoying the fanboys of franchises with his reviews of video games, with the intent to piss them off. Mission Accomplished. His fanboys are nothing more than people who say “I wonder what Boggle has to say about X”

And Kids Like That Sort of Repetition…

Here is Broken Pixels – a former podcast hosted by the people at 1UP.com (now AREA 5) where they talk about video games, by playing through it. Better than a Let’s Play because at least it’s just one part. Plus it stars the king of “Reviewing Terrible Video Games” – Sean “Seanbaby” Baby. What we need now, in a world with a foul moth brit. A foul mouth aussie, and a foul mouth new york reviewer is a reviewer of video games… but as a nerd.

And Kids Like That Sort of Repetition…

Here is James Rolfe, known to most of the internet as “The Angry Video Game Nerd”. His “shitloads of fuck” and filming himself drinking watered down Rolling Rocks have given him just as much noriety as Yahtzee. Only this guy is on a camera, so he must be a real person right? wrong.

Sure, his reviews are very interesting, and they are very comical. It is a must watch for anybody who grew up playing shitty NES games. However, most of the fanbase is NOT people who played classic NES games. They are people who giggle at “Fuckload of AssCheese with Diarrhea Nacho Sauce”. He has reviewed over 100 video games, and made enough money off ScrewAttack, GameTrailers, and DVD Sales to really quit making these videos – but he won’t. Because he likes ya!

Unfortunately, things are drying up in the AVGN Headquarters – what is there left to review? He has said just about every animal he’d rather eat the feces of from Aardvark to Zebra, and he’s played almost every movie licensed video game there is – you can’t really do much now. All there is left to do is repeat your shtick over and over. Much like Jay Leno with Monica Lewinski jokes, James is stuck to saying “Fred Fucks” instead of “Fred Fuchs” (pronounced foosh).

What we need now, is a person just like AVGN, but instead of video games… something else. To refresh the genre… hense the start of TGWTG.

#4. The unwritten rule of reviewing is used time and time again.

Quick – name me as many words for “good” as you can.

Now name me as many words for “bad” as you can.

When you said “good”, you were writing down words like “great” “perfect” “awesome”

When you said “bad”, you were probably writing down words like “shitty”, “terrible” “awful” “retarded” “gay” and “blankets”.

That’s because it’s easier to say things are “shitty” than there are “good”, when you have a limited time frame, and you don’t know what you are talking about!

A real good challenge to anybody is to see if you can actually give ONLY POSITIVES for a video game, that aren’t just a loophole like “It’s better than death!”. When you find me a reviewer that does that – i’m sure hell will break loose over on TGWTG. Sure you have people like Happy Video Game Nerd – but when your image is that of a bizarro world version of AVGN – you aint fooling nobody.

What I love is people who complain about difficulties in video games. You guys bought the game for a challenge. You have a challenge in front of you – beat it. If you hate it, oh well… $50 down the toilet, a new game will be available next Tuesday. #5. The Obsessive Fanbase

We really could make a whole website devoted to mocking fanboys… actually that’s what we’re doing. TGWTG Fanboys really are some of the worst people in existence. You make any comment badmouthing a reviewer – they are going to burn your fucking house. The funny part is – even though they disapprove of this. Every week there is a new thread about “Who is Hotter – Goggles or Nostalgia Chick?” and “Who is funnier – Spoony or Linkara?” or “What do you like more – Nostalgia Critic or Bum Reviews?” With every “win” there is a “lose”, and for saying something is better than something else, you are claiming the other reviewer is inferior.

I know it may surprise you but – TwigWhig is the black hole of the internet.

It’s an ongoing idiot parade. One second you see a guy review Alice in Wonderland, the next a fat guy screams about how difficult God of War 3 is. The more you broaden the website, the less you find humor in the site.

It’s a guy screaming for attention, as the biggest manchild in existence.

We need a translator.

Closest I could get to Spax3 Talking about
GRIFFITH!!!

Plus, you are living in a society where everybody is a plagiarist of AVGN. From Irate Gamer, to Game Dude. The question is – why doesn’t anybody claim Angry Joe of Plagiarism? Why doesn’t anybody claim Spoony? They claim to be “nerdspired” just like Game Dude, yet basica gets the bad rap on the internet. You either must take GD as a serious video game reviewer. Or you must stop people like “ThatTeenagerWithTheHotTopicMerch” and “The Hoobastank Critic” from showing up and ruining the former good name of ‘reviewing’.

Better Yet – Ignore the whole fucking thing, it’s the fucking internet and life is too short to give a fuck.

Do what you want cause a pirate is free.

YOU ARE A PIRATE.
daniexists6.bsky.social
At the moment, ICE's biggest threat in Portland is some dude in an inflatable frog suit.

More proof that fascists can't handle ridicule.
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incupuff.bsky.social
please support ur friends making creative shit in this cruel world. u have no idea how much a kind comment can mean to an artist when every website just tries to make you focus on the numbers
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marzgurl.com
They were referencing "Busy Street" and "TGWTG", so it's like this dude just woke up this week from a 15-year-long coma.

I'm not joking, this was a blog from Busy Street *IN 2010*. Dude was certainly allowed to not like Channel Awesome, but he & others who followed made it A WHOLE PERSONALITY TRAIT
WHY WE HATE TGWTG (In 5 Seconds)
20 03 2010

I actually meant 5 Good reasons why we hate TGWTG…
Fanboys – Go Home.


#1 – Money (That’s What I Want!)

The Nostalgia Critic show averages 100,000 to 200,000 viewers per week, and the site as a whole has 1 million page views per month.[3][4][8] This is expected to increase following content-provider Blip.tv’s deal with Youtube in July 2009.[9] As of July 2009, the site earns more than $10,000 per month in advertising revenue and has received more than $11,000 in online donations, with the company expecting to earn $150,000 by the end of the year. In the third quarter of the 2009 Fiscal year, Walker’s shows earned $53,000 with $32,000 from the Nostalgia Critic alone. This revenue was generated by run of network from Puma and Starburst.[3][4][5][9] The success of his shows has allowed Walker to make a living performing and to quit his previous job as an illustrator, as well as pay the salary of co-founder/COO Mike Ellis.[3]

Ripped Straight from the Headlines of Wikipedia. We don’t hate the fact he HAS a website, we don’t even hate the fact he gets PAID to have a website. What we do find baffling, is the fact he is willing to do this Full Time. I am sure you fans are going “But he’s spending more time doing what he loves”. Sure that’s a good thing, he has plenty of time to make Bum Reviews, Nostalgia Critics, and rubbing his sphincter with $100 bills donated to him by PayPal.

However, there is one thing every person must know about the internet - it does not last forever. Busy Street is fully aware that most of these people will be gone in 5 years tops, fads really do come and go. While in 2004, people go to YTMND – no one gives 2 shits about it now. When is the last time you went to HomeStar Runner? TGWTG as a site, can’t survive a full decade, if my prediction is right. You could only say a movie is shitty so much, that a certain anime is shitty so much, that a video game is shitty so much, that a comic book is shitty so much, that a FMV is shitty so much… that it ends up being stale. That moment was 2008. When people say “Don’t Quit Your Day Job”, they mean it. Don’t quit your day job to make these videos for the internet. It’s going to be hard to recover in 2014.

#2. Repeat.

Reviewing is dead, we have a whole team of people who have this belief. What used to be a golden staple in homes everywhere in the 1990s, have become dead in 2000s, due to the success of blogs and social networking websites like Twitter and YouTube. You no longer need to be a Major in Film Studies to be a critic – as long as you can be on camera and use the powers of persuading 12 year olds to agree with you, everything will be AOK.

1990s Reviewing -

2000s Reviewing-

Just be glad, we only gave you a teaser of that review. If you watch a guy try his hardest to imitate Tom Goes to The Mayor while reviewing video games for the internet – you should just read the Customer Reviews on GameStop. #3. Repeat.

And Kids Like That Sort of Repetition…

Here is Charlie Brooker – a noble british chap who has an award winning panel show, a few ‘wipe shows’, and is also a columnist for The Guardian. This is the face of commentary and criticism, the best part is – He’s actually funny!

And Kids Like That Sort of Repetition…

Here is Ben “Yahtzee” Windows – As always he speaks with Zero Punctuation, and lives in the world of Microsoft Paint. Hisreviewsusuallygoonandondestroyingfanbasessoeasilyitmakespeoplewanttocryandlaughatthesametime.

Here is another reviewer, but unlike Charlie Brooker, he made his fame – on the internet. His main focus is annoying the fanboys of franchises with his reviews of video games, with the intent to piss them off. Mission Accomplished. His fanboys are nothing more than people who say “I wonder what Boggle has to say about X”

And Kids Like That Sort of Repetition…

Here is Broken Pixels – a former podcast hosted by the people at 1UP.com (now AREA 5) where they talk about video games, by playing through it. Better than a Let’s Play because at least it’s just one part. Plus it stars the king of “Reviewing Terrible Video Games” – Sean “Seanbaby” Baby. What we need now, in a world with a foul moth brit. A foul mouth aussie, and a foul mouth new york reviewer is a reviewer of video games… but as a nerd.

And Kids Like That Sort of Repetition…

Here is James Rolfe, known to most of the internet as “The Angry Video Game Nerd”. His “shitloads of fuck” and filming himself drinking watered down Rolling Rocks have given him just as much noriety as Yahtzee. Only this guy is on a camera, so he must be a real person right? wrong.

Sure, his reviews are very interesting, and they are very comical. It is a must watch for anybody who grew up playing shitty NES games. However, most of the fanbase is NOT people who played classic NES games. They are people who giggle at “Fuckload of AssCheese with Diarrhea Nacho Sauce”. He has reviewed over 100 video games, and made enough money off ScrewAttack, GameTrailers, and DVD Sales to really quit making these videos – but he won’t. Because he likes ya!

Unfortunately, things are drying up in the AVGN Headquarters – what is there left to review? He has said just about every animal he’d rather eat the feces of from Aardvark to Zebra, and he’s played almost every movie licensed video game there is – you can’t really do much now. All there is left to do is repeat your shtick over and over. Much like Jay Leno with Monica Lewinski jokes, James is stuck to saying “Fred Fucks” instead of “Fred Fuchs” (pronounced foosh).

What we need now, is a person just like AVGN, but instead of video games… something else. To refresh the genre… hense the start of TGWTG.

#4. The unwritten rule of reviewing is used time and time again.

Quick – name me as many words for “good” as you can.

Now name me as many words for “bad” as you can.

When you said “good”, you were writing down words like “great” “perfect” “awesome”

When you said “bad”, you were probably writing down words like “shitty”, “terrible” “awful” “retarded” “gay” and “blankets”.

That’s because it’s easier to say things are “shitty” than there are “good”, when you have a limited time frame, and you don’t know what you are talking about!

A real good challenge to anybody is to see if you can actually give ONLY POSITIVES for a video game, that aren’t just a loophole like “It’s better than death!”. When you find me a reviewer that does that – i’m sure hell will break loose over on TGWTG. Sure you have people like Happy Video Game Nerd – but when your image is that of a bizarro world version of AVGN – you aint fooling nobody.

What I love is people who complain about difficulties in video games. You guys bought the game for a challenge. You have a challenge in front of you – beat it. If you hate it, oh well… $50 down the toilet, a new game will be available next Tuesday. #5. The Obsessive Fanbase

We really could make a whole website devoted to mocking fanboys… actually that’s what we’re doing. TGWTG Fanboys really are some of the worst people in existence. You make any comment badmouthing a reviewer – they are going to burn your fucking house. The funny part is – even though they disapprove of this. Every week there is a new thread about “Who is Hotter – Goggles or Nostalgia Chick?” and “Who is funnier – Spoony or Linkara?” or “What do you like more – Nostalgia Critic or Bum Reviews?” With every “win” there is a “lose”, and for saying something is better than something else, you are claiming the other reviewer is inferior.

I know it may surprise you but – TwigWhig is the black hole of the internet.

It’s an ongoing idiot parade. One second you see a guy review Alice in Wonderland, the next a fat guy screams about how difficult God of War 3 is. The more you broaden the website, the less you find humor in the site.

It’s a guy screaming for attention, as the biggest manchild in existence.

We need a translator.

Closest I could get to Spax3 Talking about
GRIFFITH!!!

Plus, you are living in a society where everybody is a plagiarist of AVGN. From Irate Gamer, to Game Dude. The question is – why doesn’t anybody claim Angry Joe of Plagiarism? Why doesn’t anybody claim Spoony? They claim to be “nerdspired” just like Game Dude, yet basica gets the bad rap on the internet. You either must take GD as a serious video game reviewer. Or you must stop people like “ThatTeenagerWithTheHotTopicMerch” and “The Hoobastank Critic” from showing up and ruining the former good name of ‘reviewing’.

Better Yet – Ignore the whole fucking thing, it’s the fucking internet and life is too short to give a fuck.

Do what you want cause a pirate is free.

YOU ARE A PIRATE.
daniexists6.bsky.social
What movie do you consider perfect?

I mean, damn near perfect. Excellent casting, amazing animation, not much else to say.
The poster for Who Framed Roger Rabbit
daniexists6.bsky.social
I think it's funnier that someone got this signed by the original Turtles.
the ad from above, but signed by Renee Jacobs (April O'Neil, with a "guess not...", Barry Gordon (Donatello, with a "YEAH RIGHT!"), Townsend Coleman (Michelangelo, with a "Still here!"), Rob Paulsen (Raphael) and Cam Clarke (Leonardo, with a "Crystal Ball, anyone?")