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Fun little Thread🧵 I thought up

Here's every Smash Bros character that's now had a movie appearance (So far)

(Not counting anime movies like Pokemon)
Oh, they FUCKING
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
#WelcomeToDerry

The way I shouted "THERE YOU ARE!" at the screen
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Reposted by Clifford Batteau
When i found out this i compare it to the whole "aren't they too old i'm Strange things?" criticism.
I preffer 10 times more let the kids had a regular life with space to do other proyects and be themselves and becoming toys for JK Rowling polítics
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Wicked: For Good kind of makes the Tin Man's ending in Wizard of Oz really fucked. Dorothy got to go back home, Cowardly Lion found his courage, Fiyero gets to ride off the sunset with his woman, and Boq gets a consolation toy heart, "Get fucked bozo."
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
And learning that Lasseter stole the idea of Cars from someone else makes this worse
Next to Butch Hartman, (because I am not done condemning John Lasseter) have you ever seen a bigger example of ego stroking than this one bit of advertising for Skydance Animation's Spellbound?
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"Protectors of women and children from the woke mind virus until it's time for hard labor. GET GOING LAZY! AND POST A TWEET ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU HATE PEDRO PASCAL IS IN EVERYTHING!"
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
He looks like Pim from Smiling Friends without limbs
I've been cackling at the sight of this for the past 5 minutes he looks so fucking stupid
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Ironic that even when Snyder makes something actually well-received, his stans STILL can't be fucked to watch it. Shittiest cult of all time istg
‘Twilight of the Gods’, ‘Explosing Kittens’ and ‘Good Times’ have all been cancelled after one season at Netflix, What’s On Netflix reports.

(Source: www.whats-on-netflix.com/news/explodi...)
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"Tear them apart from the inside"
Truth Social users are not happy with Trump on this one.

“A Great Fuck'n Honor??? Have you lost your fucking mind?????”
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is how Mamdani just strolled into The White House today:

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Don't You Forget Sing-Along - Hazbin Hotel S2 | Prime Video
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November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
And this is also coming from someone who observed MLP: FiM and it's fandom RIGHT at the peak. And in retrospect, a lot of the red flags make sense
Given how many of them turned out to be shitty people, I think it's a reasonable assumption that 90% of the entitlement problems of the animation community started when Bronies started becoming mainstream
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Given how many of them turned out to be shitty people, I think it's a reasonable assumption that 90% of the entitlement problems of the animation community started when Bronies started becoming mainstream
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It's because even though there's no Nazis here, Bluesky still runs on contrarianism and now it's TOO much like Lord of The Rings because *Check Notes* They share the same filming location, I guess?
That.

Like, I remember folks begging for a LOTR-esque Zelda movie in nerd circles for years. Now it's happening, and I don't understand the switch.
The reason I'm not writing off The Zelda movie "because it's live-action" is because stuff like Speed Racer (2008) or Netflix One Piece have proven that any insane prospect for a live action adaptation CAN be done right as long as you keep the heart of the source material while also doing-
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The Addams Family (2019), The Grinch (2018), and The Disney Plus Wimpy Kid movies all coming to mind with that second part
These guys also need to be shown the live-action Scott Pilgrim film. That's the anthesis of "if thing not grounded in reality/is very stylized, then it's only made for animation" rhetoric.

Also people forget there are bad animated adaptations that are worse than their live-action counterparts.
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
And even then with video game adaptations, look at stuff like Detective Pikachu or The Sonic Trilogy, both of which shouldn't work as well as they do
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You're own thing with it. The problems lies that the internet runs on hyperbole and they're just so used to 90% of Disney remakes and anime adaptations going too far in one direction or the other
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The reason I'm not writing off The Zelda movie "because it's live-action" is because stuff like Speed Racer (2008) or Netflix One Piece have proven that any insane prospect for a live action adaptation CAN be done right as long as you keep the heart of the source material while also doing-
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Since the end of the 2012 series, TMNT has been in its Transformers era where Paramount is pretty throwing out every idea they possibly can until something sticks.

We thought MM was promising new start to that, but Tales got canceled and that side franchise is left without installment until 2027
A new live-action ‘TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES’ reboot is in the works.

‘Sonic’ producer Neal H. Mortiz will produce the film with Paramount wanting to “Sonic-fy” the TMNT franchise

(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If the teaser for the Masters of The Universe movie doesn't feature a dramatic slowed down version of "What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes, then what's even the point?
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Some of the usual "Quality over quantity" folks rn:
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
#StrangerThings

God, I forgot how much of an ass they made Hopper in Season 3. I know Season 4 rectified this a little bit, but still
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Oh, yeah, I for sure do not condone any harassment done over it. Like, at that point, you're getting WAAY too pissed over what someone said without giving them actual constructive criticism
I feel for her, I do not want harassment very much (never fully watched the show)

But, come on, "cosplay =/= consent" is a largely discussed thing.

And fuck her harassers, she likely didn't know.
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Definitely not saying the joke was particularly that funny and it's okay if you were uncomfortable, but this is the problem with Bluesky just exaggerating stuff and seeing things media that....aren't there are at all

See Also: The Five thousandth post about The MCU being Pro-Military
Kind of weird how some people are saying that a joke in Smiling Friends that was about gross, creepy, male con-goers making unwanted sexual advances is transphobic because *Checks Notes* the harasser was wearing a dress. Despite another main character in the same scene also cross dressing
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Kind of weird how some people are saying that a joke in Smiling Friends that was about gross, creepy, male con-goers making unwanted sexual advances is transphobic because *Checks Notes* the harasser was wearing a dress. Despite another main character in the same scene also cross dressing
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM