Dani 🐝
@danijustmight.bsky.social
🇯🇲🇺🇸 📍D.C. native ➡️ DFW ➡️ ATL
💍 & comedy writer for @sophicthunder.bsky.social
Resident documentary queen 🎥
📚Love reading 🐰🐰 Bunny mom 🎨 Artist
📝I Married a Homeschooler: A Memoir of Social Awkwardness
My stationery shop! https://paperandpendragon.com/
💍 & comedy writer for @sophicthunder.bsky.social
Resident documentary queen 🎥
📚Love reading 🐰🐰 Bunny mom 🎨 Artist
📝I Married a Homeschooler: A Memoir of Social Awkwardness
My stationery shop! https://paperandpendragon.com/
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@danijustmight.bsky.social
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Not Christmas Caroling.
Gift rapping.
Gift rapping.
December 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Not Christmas Caroling.
Gift rapping.
Gift rapping.
I used to be so good at wrapping gifts! What happened?!
December 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I used to be so good at wrapping gifts! What happened?!
Noah facetiously suggested Outback for dinner after we finished chores.
I said bet.
Guess where we are? 😆
I said bet.
Guess where we are? 😆
December 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Noah facetiously suggested Outback for dinner after we finished chores.
I said bet.
Guess where we are? 😆
I said bet.
Guess where we are? 😆
Melissa McCarthy is amazing in Genie. It’s one of my new favorite Christmas movies.
December 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Melissa McCarthy is amazing in Genie. It’s one of my new favorite Christmas movies.
The last meme you saved is going on your headstone.
December 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The last meme you saved is going on your headstone.
Happy Anniversary to the only guy who would spend all weekend helping me with markets. One down, one to go. Love you @sophicthunder.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Happy Anniversary to the only guy who would spend all weekend helping me with markets. One down, one to go. Love you @sophicthunder.bsky.social
Come, Thou long expected Jesus
Born to set Thy people free
From our fears and sins release us
Let us find our rest in Thee
Born to set Thy people free
From our fears and sins release us
Let us find our rest in Thee
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Come, Thou long expected Jesus
Born to set Thy people free
From our fears and sins release us
Let us find our rest in Thee
Born to set Thy people free
From our fears and sins release us
Let us find our rest in Thee
It’s my dad’s bday and I got him shoo fly pie and my sister got him logs of Lebanon bologna. He’s in absolute heaven 😆
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It’s my dad’s bday and I got him shoo fly pie and my sister got him logs of Lebanon bologna. He’s in absolute heaven 😆
If anyone wants to exchange Christmas cards DM me and I’ll send you my postable link!
December 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If anyone wants to exchange Christmas cards DM me and I’ll send you my postable link!
Watching the Sean Combs documentary. 😮💨
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Watching the Sean Combs documentary. 😮💨
10yo niece takes umbrage with one line in the song Into the Unknown from Frozen II.
Apparently Elsa sings “Everyone I've ever loved is here within these walls” and 10yo responds every time with, “Umm hello, what about her dead parents? Didn’t she love them?”
Apparently Elsa sings “Everyone I've ever loved is here within these walls” and 10yo responds every time with, “Umm hello, what about her dead parents? Didn’t she love them?”
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
10yo niece takes umbrage with one line in the song Into the Unknown from Frozen II.
Apparently Elsa sings “Everyone I've ever loved is here within these walls” and 10yo responds every time with, “Umm hello, what about her dead parents? Didn’t she love them?”
Apparently Elsa sings “Everyone I've ever loved is here within these walls” and 10yo responds every time with, “Umm hello, what about her dead parents? Didn’t she love them?”
I bet the girl who put all 68 vendors on an email list without using BCC is regretting the old people hitting reply all.
I know I am.
I know I am.
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I bet the girl who put all 68 vendors on an email list without using BCC is regretting the old people hitting reply all.
I know I am.
I know I am.
Annual hate watch of The Santa Clause. (Well I only really hate the one character…)
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Annual hate watch of The Santa Clause. (Well I only really hate the one character…)
“Mini cupcakes, which is already a mini version of a regular cupcake, which is a mini version of a cake. Where does it end with you people?!”
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“Mini cupcakes, which is already a mini version of a regular cupcake, which is a mini version of a cake. Where does it end with you people?!”
How much would our friends hate us if we got this for their 5 year old?
A lot.
A lot.
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
How much would our friends hate us if we got this for their 5 year old?
A lot.
A lot.
Official time of Whamageddon: Dec 5th 5:55pm, our niece’s 5th grade choir concert.
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Official time of Whamageddon: Dec 5th 5:55pm, our niece’s 5th grade choir concert.
I will never understand why we don’t just take a ruler up and down and sideways and make square(ish) counties. Like latitude and longitude.
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I will never understand why we don’t just take a ruler up and down and sideways and make square(ish) counties. Like latitude and longitude.
Thinking about this Christmas crack recipe this one girl had that was so good. I think about it every year and was going to ask her for it this year. But had to remove her from my insta bc she questioned my Christianity in the rudest way after posting about Kirk.
November 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Thinking about this Christmas crack recipe this one girl had that was so good. I think about it every year and was going to ask her for it this year. But had to remove her from my insta bc she questioned my Christianity in the rudest way after posting about Kirk.
Reposted by Dani 🐝
Is the music in the background? Or are they singing?
Somehow it’s both. And neither.
Somehow it’s both. And neither.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Is the music in the background? Or are they singing?
Somehow it’s both. And neither.
Somehow it’s both. And neither.
A Very Jonas Christmas movie line tweet - from someone who knows so little about them or their music.
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
A Very Jonas Christmas movie line tweet - from someone who knows so little about them or their music.
Reposted by Dani 🐝
Oh look it’s San-
*credits roll*
*cut to dog show*
*credits roll*
*cut to dog show*
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Oh look it’s San-
*credits roll*
*cut to dog show*
*credits roll*
*cut to dog show*
So excited, first year getting lights on the house! Now do we get the 20 ft inflatable reindeer? 😆
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
So excited, first year getting lights on the house! Now do we get the 20 ft inflatable reindeer? 😆
Cannot wait for our Chinese food later today 🎉
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Cannot wait for our Chinese food later today 🎉
I still say Whitney was robbed and should have been in the final.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I still say Whitney was robbed and should have been in the final.
2025 so far
Awful awful awful
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
2025 so far