Dani 🐝
@danijustmight.bsky.social
🇯🇲🇺🇸 📍D.C. native ➡️ DFW ➡️ ATL
💍 & comedy writer for @sophicthunder.bsky.social
Resident documentary queen 🎥
📚Love reading 🐰🐰 Bunny mom 🎨 Artist
📝I Married a Homeschooler: A Memoir of Social Awkwardness
My stationery shop! https://paperandpendragon.com/
💍 & comedy writer for @sophicthunder.bsky.social
Resident documentary queen 🎥
📚Love reading 🐰🐰 Bunny mom 🎨 Artist
📝I Married a Homeschooler: A Memoir of Social Awkwardness
My stationery shop! https://paperandpendragon.com/
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Dani 🐝
@danijustmight.bsky.social
· Nov 18
I will never understand why we don’t just take a ruler up and down and sideways and make square(ish) counties. Like latitude and longitude.
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I will never understand why we don’t just take a ruler up and down and sideways and make square(ish) counties. Like latitude and longitude.
Thinking about this Christmas crack recipe this one girl had that was so good. I think about it every year and was going to ask her for it this year. But had to remove her from my insta bc she questioned my Christianity in the rudest way after posting about Kirk.
November 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Thinking about this Christmas crack recipe this one girl had that was so good. I think about it every year and was going to ask her for it this year. But had to remove her from my insta bc she questioned my Christianity in the rudest way after posting about Kirk.
Reposted by Dani 🐝
Is the music in the background? Or are they singing?
Somehow it’s both. And neither.
Somehow it’s both. And neither.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Is the music in the background? Or are they singing?
Somehow it’s both. And neither.
Somehow it’s both. And neither.
A Very Jonas Christmas movie line tweet - from someone who knows so little about them or their music.
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
A Very Jonas Christmas movie line tweet - from someone who knows so little about them or their music.
Reposted by Dani 🐝
Oh look it’s San-
*credits roll*
*cut to dog show*
*credits roll*
*cut to dog show*
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Oh look it’s San-
*credits roll*
*cut to dog show*
*credits roll*
*cut to dog show*
So excited, first year getting lights on the house! Now do we get the 20 ft inflatable reindeer? 😆
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
So excited, first year getting lights on the house! Now do we get the 20 ft inflatable reindeer? 😆
Cannot wait for our Chinese food later today 🎉
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Cannot wait for our Chinese food later today 🎉
I still say Whitney was robbed and should have been in the final.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I still say Whitney was robbed and should have been in the final.
2025 so far
Awful awful awful
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
2025 so far
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Amen to that!
We eat pizza, Chinese food, whatever…but never turkey.
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Amen to that!
What’s worse? Sort of sleeping but you’re in a half awake half sleep and you know you aren’t getting good sleep? Or just not falling asleep (even after taking Advil pm)?
Asking for a friend…
Asking for a friend…
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
What’s worse? Sort of sleeping but you’re in a half awake half sleep and you know you aren’t getting good sleep? Or just not falling asleep (even after taking Advil pm)?
Asking for a friend…
Asking for a friend…
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Everyone talks about what they’d buy if they won the big lotto.
I’d buy plane tickets for friends to visit. Miss that person who lives half a country away? Boom! You’re now visiting me for the weekend.
I’d buy plane tickets for friends to visit. Miss that person who lives half a country away? Boom! You’re now visiting me for the weekend.
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Everyone talks about what they’d buy if they won the big lotto.
I’d buy plane tickets for friends to visit. Miss that person who lives half a country away? Boom! You’re now visiting me for the weekend.
I’d buy plane tickets for friends to visit. Miss that person who lives half a country away? Boom! You’re now visiting me for the weekend.
The 4yo insists that the bunnies are brother and sister. I keep telling her they are husband and wife but she just shakes her head at me.
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The 4yo insists that the bunnies are brother and sister. I keep telling her they are husband and wife but she just shakes her head at me.
The 4yo is insisting that Hedgy the stuffy must go with @sophicthunder.bsky.social to the chiropractor.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The 4yo is insisting that Hedgy the stuffy must go with @sophicthunder.bsky.social to the chiropractor.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Today while driving, I saw a big pickup truck with an unironic *inflatable* Orange Cheeto Benito in the back and I just…
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Today while driving, I saw a big pickup truck with an unironic *inflatable* Orange Cheeto Benito in the back and I just…
I psp psp psp’d a little too hard and now the feral cat wants to come in 🥺
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I psp psp psp’d a little too hard and now the feral cat wants to come in 🥺
Movie puzzle time!
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Movie puzzle time!
Not mad with how the experiment turned out. They taste good and look similar to how Grandpa made them. Going to try a different brand of molasses next time
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Not mad with how the experiment turned out. They taste good and look similar to how Grandpa made them. Going to try a different brand of molasses next time
Following a recipe that originally called for “27 cups of flour (maybe less)”
a man in a black sweater is holding a bottle and has the word wut written on his face
ALT: a man in a black sweater is holding a bottle and has the word wut written on his face
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Following a recipe that originally called for “27 cups of flour (maybe less)”
Story Bots is on. The question the kid asks is “Where do French fries come from?” My 4yo niece shouts, “Chick-fil-aaaaaa!!!”
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Story Bots is on. The question the kid asks is “Where do French fries come from?” My 4yo niece shouts, “Chick-fil-aaaaaa!!!”
Reposted by Dani 🐝
Me: why is the grinch stealing Christmas?
13yo nephew, without hesitating: orphanage!
13yo nephew, without hesitating: orphanage!
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Me: why is the grinch stealing Christmas?
13yo nephew, without hesitating: orphanage!
13yo nephew, without hesitating: orphanage!