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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins

@sophicthunder.bsky.social

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I’m like if Cuzco the llama came to life. My thoughts make thunder. Proudly performing the brilliant comedy writing of @danijustmight.bsky.social

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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 17d

“Noah, that’s an inside thought”

For what? The internet? That’s INSIDE my phone?

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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 8h

Me: falling asleep

My brain: everyone who thought you were a super talented musician also likes the piano worship covers in Hobby Lobby

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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 15h

I used to think if they subbed me in, I could dominate my niece’s soccer games. But these girls are in 5th grade now, and I’m pretty sure they’d eat me for lunch. One of them just got drilled in the jaw with a ball and just shook it off.

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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 16h

a woman in a leopard print shirt is making a funny face and saying `` that 's hot '' .

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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 17h

I think as millennials we’ve mostly concluded that trying hard is, in fact, also cool. Or hot, depending on the context.

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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 20h

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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 22h

The Bible says he was wise, but we have so much evidence to the contrary. Maybe he wrote the parts that said he was wise. 😆

Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

I definitely try to say the names of restaurants and popular characters wrong. Just to show some respect.

Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

Our weather was glorious. Pure sunlight with a cold dash of autumn.

Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

It’s actually a lasagna.

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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

Nothing like a little Halloween spook. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

That’s like 79 more HD than my TV has.

Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

My job is using the phrase “human in loop” to describe all our AI activity, for this exact reason. It’s like a machine spewing out various shaped LEGO pieces. It doesn’t know how to put them together, or even which pieces belong where. At least not yet.

Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

Mom stahhhp

Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

Alt Text: handsome man dressed as Obi Wan does bad Alec Guinness impression.

Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

A photo response for you

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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

Seems maybe food related, I feel like most pet complaints are about food.

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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

“I know what you are.

You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like - like you're from a different time.”

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 1d

Oh... i'm well versed in this... establishing dominance ... she's the alpha

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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

This is also how I get when the weather first turns cold. It’s like my body screams “you need calories NOW!” but the moment I take my first three bites it’s like “okay that’s enough”.

Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

More for me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

This is a very normal day. And we are all very happy about that.

Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

Consider your weener hollowed, Mr. Bond.

Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

Having a normal one today, that’s good.

Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d

Did he sort of look like an anthropomorphic rat?