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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins
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I’m like if Cuzco the llama came to life. My thoughts make thunder. Proudly performing the brilliant comedy writing of @danijustmight.bsky.social
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“Noah, that’s an inside thought”

For what? The internet? That’s INSIDE my phone?
Me: falling asleep

My brain: everyone who thought you were a super talented musician also likes the piano worship covers in Hobby Lobby
I used to think if they subbed me in, I could dominate my niece’s soccer games. But these girls are in 5th grade now, and I’m pretty sure they’d eat me for lunch. One of them just got drilled in the jaw with a ball and just shook it off.
I think as millennials we’ve mostly concluded that trying hard is, in fact, also cool. Or hot, depending on the context.
The Bible says he was wise, but we have so much evidence to the contrary. Maybe he wrote the parts that said he was wise. 😆
I definitely try to say the names of restaurants and popular characters wrong. Just to show some respect.
Our weather was glorious. Pure sunlight with a cold dash of autumn.
Nothing like a little Halloween spook. 🤷🏻‍♂️
That’s like 79 more HD than my TV has.
My job is using the phrase “human in loop” to describe all our AI activity, for this exact reason. It’s like a machine spewing out various shaped LEGO pieces. It doesn’t know how to put them together, or even which pieces belong where. At least not yet.
Alt Text: handsome man dressed as Obi Wan does bad Alec Guinness impression.
Seems maybe food related, I feel like most pet complaints are about food.
“I know what you are.

You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like - like you're from a different time.”
Oh... i'm well versed in this... establishing dominance ... she's the alpha
This is also how I get when the weather first turns cold. It’s like my body screams “you need calories NOW!” but the moment I take my first three bites it’s like “okay that’s enough”.
This is a very normal day. And we are all very happy about that.
Consider your weener hollowed, Mr. Bond.
Having a normal one today, that’s good.
Did he sort of look like an anthropomorphic rat?