The First Noah-el
@sophicthunder.bsky.social
I’m like if Cuzco the llama came to life. My thoughts make thunder. Proudly performing the brilliant comedy writing of @danijustmight.bsky.social
Pinned
“Noah, that’s an inside thought”
For what? The internet? That’s INSIDE my phone?
For what? The internet? That’s INSIDE my phone?
This is the final straw. Now I’m never watching 60 Minutes for the first time. I mean again.
December 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This is the final straw. Now I’m never watching 60 Minutes for the first time. I mean again.
Tribute band that’s better preserved than their source: Pickleback?
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Tribute band that’s better preserved than their source: Pickleback?
You all know the drill for the coming days, we’ve trained. These weird days between work and school being over and the year actually ending are under Airport Law. People can eat breakfast at 9pm, or pie with gin at 9am.
December 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
You all know the drill for the coming days, we’ve trained. These weird days between work and school being over and the year actually ending are under Airport Law. People can eat breakfast at 9pm, or pie with gin at 9am.
Krampus can gargle my
Toasting walnuts
December 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Krampus can gargle my
People are always moisturizing their skin like “It’s sooo dry”. No one ever says “Nah I’m already moist”.
December 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
People are always moisturizing their skin like “It’s sooo dry”. No one ever says “Nah I’m already moist”.
Not Christmas Caroling.
Gift rapping.
Gift rapping.
December 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Not Christmas Caroling.
Gift rapping.
Gift rapping.
I’m better at wrapping gifts than Dani is.
Does that make me a ✨true feminist✨?
Does that make me a ✨true feminist✨?
December 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I’m better at wrapping gifts than Dani is.
Does that make me a ✨true feminist✨?
Does that make me a ✨true feminist✨?
Corporations, when asked to grow a spine and resist fascism:
I would, but my executives are dysfunctioning.
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Corporations, when asked to grow a spine and resist fascism:
Band name idea: Plastic Tree Surgeon
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Band name idea: Plastic Tree Surgeon
Specifically Jingle Bell Rock. I continue to be convinced there is no way any one song is good enough to take up such a huge percentage of a genre that is already played 1/12-2/12 of the year for no reason other than the month.
Every time you put Christmas music on, somewhere a kitten dies.
December 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Specifically Jingle Bell Rock. I continue to be convinced there is no way any one song is good enough to take up such a huge percentage of a genre that is already played 1/12-2/12 of the year for no reason other than the month.
If you’ve ever been sitting on the toilet and accidentally gone live on social media, I see you.
We all see you, actually. You should get up soon, you’re going to get hemorrhoids.
We all see you, actually. You should get up soon, you’re going to get hemorrhoids.
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If you’ve ever been sitting on the toilet and accidentally gone live on social media, I see you.
We all see you, actually. You should get up soon, you’re going to get hemorrhoids.
We all see you, actually. You should get up soon, you’re going to get hemorrhoids.
I want a Hallmark Movie that goes in reverse.
A handsome Christmas tree farmer who’s never been outside his own county is forced to leave his dying town to try to revive his business from bankruptcy. In the nearby city, he meets a well-to-do (but Grinchy) business consultant.
A handsome Christmas tree farmer who’s never been outside his own county is forced to leave his dying town to try to revive his business from bankruptcy. In the nearby city, he meets a well-to-do (but Grinchy) business consultant.
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I want a Hallmark Movie that goes in reverse.
A handsome Christmas tree farmer who’s never been outside his own county is forced to leave his dying town to try to revive his business from bankruptcy. In the nearby city, he meets a well-to-do (but Grinchy) business consultant.
A handsome Christmas tree farmer who’s never been outside his own county is forced to leave his dying town to try to revive his business from bankruptcy. In the nearby city, he meets a well-to-do (but Grinchy) business consultant.
To the guy LOUDLY mansplaining Hot Toddies to everyone at this market:
1) We have The Internet
2) We have read it before
We know what a Hot Toddy is.
1) We have The Internet
2) We have read it before
We know what a Hot Toddy is.
December 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
To the guy LOUDLY mansplaining Hot Toddies to everyone at this market:
1) We have The Internet
2) We have read it before
We know what a Hot Toddy is.
1) We have The Internet
2) We have read it before
We know what a Hot Toddy is.
“Hi, yes we’re Ho Marketers. Welcome to the Ho Market! I am not for sale but we have paper wares to barter”
Dani: it’s HoHo Holiday Market, Noah
Dani: it’s HoHo Holiday Market, Noah
December 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“Hi, yes we’re Ho Marketers. Welcome to the Ho Market! I am not for sale but we have paper wares to barter”
Dani: it’s HoHo Holiday Market, Noah
Dani: it’s HoHo Holiday Market, Noah
Me and Dani putting on winter gear for another market today in the *checks phone* 25F degree wind chill?
a man with a beard is looking at the camera and says how did it come to this ?
ALT: a man with a beard is looking at the camera and says how did it come to this ?
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Me and Dani putting on winter gear for another market today in the *checks phone* 25F degree wind chill?
It’s so obvious, guys. Vecna is an anagram of Caven. Because he’s cavin’ in the world.
December 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
It’s so obvious, guys. Vecna is an anagram of Caven. Because he’s cavin’ in the world.
I just got this from @danijustmight.bsky.social for our anniversary! Thanks from this amateur woodworker to the real pro, @jaimenotjaymee.bsky.social!
www.instagram.com/threesprings...
www.instagram.com/threesprings...
December 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I just got this from @danijustmight.bsky.social for our anniversary! Thanks from this amateur woodworker to the real pro, @jaimenotjaymee.bsky.social!
www.instagram.com/threesprings...
www.instagram.com/threesprings...
I love this company. And also her business.
Happy Anniversary to the only guy who would spend all weekend helping me with markets. One down, one to go. Love you @sophicthunder.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I love this company. And also her business.
Unspoken east coast rule: you must choose one specific coastal island to be weirdly intense about. You should have stickers on your garage fridge, your car, and your cooler.
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Unspoken east coast rule: you must choose one specific coastal island to be weirdly intense about. You should have stickers on your garage fridge, your car, and your cooler.
Watching “Wake Up, Dead Man” with Dani. Wow. Anyone who has ever been in the faith or is still, should see this movie.
Finally, another Easter movie.
Finally, another Easter movie.
December 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Watching “Wake Up, Dead Man” with Dani. Wow. Anyone who has ever been in the faith or is still, should see this movie.
Finally, another Easter movie.
Finally, another Easter movie.
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Come, Thou long expected Jesus
Born to set Thy people free
From our fears and sins release us
Let us find our rest in Thee
Born to set Thy people free
From our fears and sins release us
Let us find our rest in Thee
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Come, Thou long expected Jesus
Born to set Thy people free
From our fears and sins release us
Let us find our rest in Thee
Born to set Thy people free
From our fears and sins release us
Let us find our rest in Thee
Listen to Solomon. Read Ecclesiastes. But also, listen to this Solomon and read his thread.
So ... I was listening to that Nick Fuentes interview (against my better judgement)
Wasn't expecting the thread to end like this 😭💕
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Listen to Solomon. Read Ecclesiastes. But also, listen to this Solomon and read his thread.
We’re currently watching “Christmas Together” on Netflix with Freddie Printz Jr. It’s delightful but we’re basically also calling out the dialogue before it happens.
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
We’re currently watching “Christmas Together” on Netflix with Freddie Printz Jr. It’s delightful but we’re basically also calling out the dialogue before it happens.
Rolling into the holidays like
a red car is on fire on a highway at night
ALT: a red car is on fire on a highway at night
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Rolling into the holidays like
It’s been long enough since honors literature that I can be free to ask: did they call him Moby Dick because he was a sperm whale?
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It’s been long enough since honors literature that I can be free to ask: did they call him Moby Dick because he was a sperm whale?