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Hi. I'm Dan.
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Software Test Engineer. VO Artist. Photographer. Twitch Affiliate. Sounder. Fledgling Sumo fan. Minnesota Nice in the PNW. Cascadian Gamer. He/Him.
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Holiday Movie thread. Hiba and I adore Christmas season movies. This will be a thread of what we watch.

MOVIE 1: Spirited.
Happy Day One of the January Grand Sumo Tournament!!!!

Division 6 starting now.
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January 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
In the office on a Saturday. OT money for our California trip next month.
January 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Im going to try my best to stay off of social media til Saturday. I need a cleanse. This makes me feel so bad.

Please also take care of yourselves pals.
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January 8, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Hire Corey, but only if you want someone who will crush it.

Because that's what they do. Crush any task they're given.
we've reached the "literally any job please, for the love of any gods listening, I'll take fucking anything" phase.
January 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Amara is here for vibes.
January 8, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Governor Walz, time to mobilize state police and detain anyone in an ICE uniform with a mask for questioning because they fit the description of the murderer.
January 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Send her packing back to North Dakota, im sure theres a nice FCI for here there.
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.

She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 12:32 AM
The same jackasses who just yesterday said that Ashli Babbit was murdered for no reason while trying to break into the Capitol during the insurrection are braying on and on about how this poor woman who was murdered by ICE agents got what she deserved.
January 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Things are still going to get worse before they get better.
January 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
There was no riot. There were people with phones telling you to leave their neighbors alone. Then you murdered one.

ICE murdered that woman.
January 7, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Feeling particularly proud of this burrito cross-section today.
January 7, 2026 at 1:35 PM
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly Charlie Brown.
Make a movie title better by adding ", Charlie Brown" to the end.
January 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Sooo how long til someone tries to seize one of those cargo ships with oil bound for US ports?
January 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Marge quits, another Republican House member died today. Ole Mike cant wait for the government shutdown layer this month..
January 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Ive officially entered my, less sweet coffee drink, more Americano coffee drinks era at work. Also, half/half caffeine decaf blends...

I feel so old.
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I was invited to audition for a political ad in Texas. It was for a candidate I would never support.

Fastest I ever noped out of a job opportunity in my life.

Morals and values are important in any business, including my new voice over business.

Also, if you need vo work, holler at me.
January 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I haven't been on my phone in an hour. Have we kidnapped anyone new? Are we at war with Luxembourg yet?
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Swedish meatballs over mashed potatoes.

Miss you pop.
January 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Since we're living in fucked up times, I decided to escape into the Fistful of Dollars movies for a bit.

Take care of yourselves pals.
January 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
This is all the way fucked.
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.
January 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
January 1st in the Van Der Werf/Issa household means our new favorite tradition.

Chili of Positive Outcomes night.
January 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Going into 2026 like
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January 1, 2026 at 6:38 AM