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I Watched Every Best Picture Loser
You've gotta be a real freak to watch all 500+ Best Picture losers. I finally have. This is my story.
youtu.be/yE9yU7Mppxk
I Watched Every Best Picture Loser
You've gotta be a real freak to watch all 500+ Best Picture losers. I finally have. This is my story.
youtu.be/yE9yU7Mppxk
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Maybe the best thing on the internet still? Certainly the most essential counter we have to our current shitstream of social media-driven misinformation.
Wikipedia is 25 today.
January 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Maybe the best thing on the internet still? Certainly the most essential counter we have to our current shitstream of social media-driven misinformation.
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January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Absolutely not. You voluntarily handcuff yourself creatively and remove tools from the toolbox forcing certain guys to be relegated to certain shows. You can accomplish everything a brand split gets you by simply exerting a little booking forethought and discipline while keeping your options open.
What's the general consensus on the idea of a brand split in AEW? They're signing a lot of talent, and the framework's basically there. ROH has the most established identity/roster (though people float), but Collision has also been a sort of unofficial "home show" for certain folks in the past. 1/2
January 15, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Absolutely not. You voluntarily handcuff yourself creatively and remove tools from the toolbox forcing certain guys to be relegated to certain shows. You can accomplish everything a brand split gets you by simply exerting a little booking forethought and discipline while keeping your options open.
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So I'm still here...
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
So I'm still here...
Done. Phenomenal game. Phenomenal final boss.
January 15, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Done. Phenomenal game. Phenomenal final boss.
Bryan Danielson returns to AEW at All In Texas!!
YouTube video by Wrestling Otaku
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January 15, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I've been wondering for months if this cool promo image was actually a tease of the All In main event.
January 14, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I've been wondering for months if this cool promo image was actually a tease of the All In main event.
Lost Lace is very hard.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Lost Lace is very hard.
Approaching the end of Silksong. All other bosses, the Hunter's Journal, upgrades, it's all done. Just one last trip into The Abyss and a final meeting with Lace.
January 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Approaching the end of Silksong. All other bosses, the Hunter's Journal, upgrades, it's all done. Just one last trip into The Abyss and a final meeting with Lace.
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If thereβs a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I canβt think of it. No notes. π¨π»βπ³ π
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If thereβs a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I canβt think of it. No notes. π¨π»βπ³ π
Episode 2 of Eyebrow x Hitchcock is now up on Patreon. We're talking The Lodger, its status as the first real Hitchcock movie, and its links to German Expressionism.
January 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Episode 2 of Eyebrow x Hitchcock is now up on Patreon. We're talking The Lodger, its status as the first real Hitchcock movie, and its links to German Expressionism.
Skipping this show turned out to be a good choice.
what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open
January 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Skipping this show turned out to be a good choice.
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Listen to Cinema in Seconds on Spotify for Creators open.spotify.com/episode/0LHN...
Episode 190: First Time Watches of 2025
open.spotify.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Listen to Cinema in Seconds on Spotify for Creators open.spotify.com/episode/0LHN...
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Seeing alot of discourse on OBAA vs Sinners vs Marty Supreme for awards season and Iβm just like
January 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Seeing alot of discourse on OBAA vs Sinners vs Marty Supreme for awards season and Iβm just like
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How did WE not win Best Podcast???
January 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
How did WE not win Best Podcast???
The vortex that Ospreay and Kenny Omega were in too. And what have those bums done? Nothing!
January 11, 2026 at 4:57 AM
The vortex that Ospreay and Kenny Omega were in too. And what have those bums done? Nothing!
"I'm one of the few people who's written more books than they've read."
January 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
"I'm one of the few people who's written more books than they've read."
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An important thing we can do right now is to say itβs unacceptable to have people on the news who are paid to performatively lie, even if the lie looks foolish. This guy is not actually speaking an opinion, he is doing community theater.
ABBY PHILLIP: βScott, do you really think she meant to kill him?β
SMUG SCOTT JENNINGS: βI donβt know, Abby.β
ABBY PHILLIP: βDonβt you think thatβs important?
SMUG SCOTT JENNINGS: βActually, no. I donβt.β π€
(They know their βdomestic terroristβ narrative has been shattered)
SMUG SCOTT JENNINGS: βI donβt know, Abby.β
ABBY PHILLIP: βDonβt you think thatβs important?
SMUG SCOTT JENNINGS: βActually, no. I donβt.β π€
(They know their βdomestic terroristβ narrative has been shattered)
January 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
An important thing we can do right now is to say itβs unacceptable to have people on the news who are paid to performatively lie, even if the lie looks foolish. This guy is not actually speaking an opinion, he is doing community theater.
The saga of Hangman and Swerve is probably my favourite wrestling story I've had the pleasure of living through.
I adore this unhinged cowboy. Photo by me (from Dynamite, Tulsa) #AEW
January 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
The saga of Hangman and Swerve is probably my favourite wrestling story I've had the pleasure of living through.
One of the better Oscar numbers. Jackman is delightful and the jokes are good.
January 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM
One of the better Oscar numbers. Jackman is delightful and the jokes are good.
Counterpoint: sometimes the only winning move is not to play.
If women quit X because of Grokβs deepfake nudes, the predators win β so Iβm staying
If women quit X because of Grokβs deepfake nudes, the predators win β so Iβm staying
If women quit X because of Grokβs deepfake nudes, the predators win β so Iβm staying
www.independent.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Counterpoint: sometimes the only winning move is not to play.
Roland Emmerich truly is the king of disaster movies
January 10, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Roland Emmerich truly is the king of disaster movies
I just picture Dr. Evil saying the title.
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I just picture Dr. Evil saying the title.