Dan, formerly of pantless fame
@danschm.bsky.social
“Fuckt*rd” - Tim Shipman, Chief Political Commentator, Sunday Times
long-time followers of the channel may remember that time the bbc portrayed a tory chancellor as superman
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
long-time followers of the channel may remember that time the bbc portrayed a tory chancellor as superman
not to be a party pooper but I really think you’re all putting way too much on how much normal(ish) people will care about the hypnoboob thing
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
not to be a party pooper but I really think you’re all putting way too much on how much normal(ish) people will care about the hypnoboob thing
“it’s important that the bbc reflects the views of real brits across the country, so please welcome our new director general tommy robinson”
the right winger who was appointed to lead the BBC in the hope of appeasing right wingers has been driven out by right wingers for not appeasing right wingers enough and the BBC has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“it’s important that the bbc reflects the views of real brits across the country, so please welcome our new director general tommy robinson”
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You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.
October 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.
Hahahahahahahahaha get fucked Atletico
September 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Hahahahahahahahaha get fucked Atletico
Beat Arsenal in objectively the funniest way possible and now this, I could cry
August 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Beat Arsenal in objectively the funniest way possible and now this, I could cry
once again - Brits don’t hate Trump’s policies, they just find him a bit gauche
May 2, 2025 at 9:04 AM
once again - Brits don’t hate Trump’s policies, they just find him a bit gauche
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your child will toil valiantly in the factory. it will be masculine. it will restore our national character. it will make america great again. oh my child? my child will run a lucrative rightwing podcast
April 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
your child will toil valiantly in the factory. it will be masculine. it will restore our national character. it will make america great again. oh my child? my child will run a lucrative rightwing podcast
Cops can’t be bothered to prosecute people snatching phones out of pedestrians’ hands however if I accidentally drop a crisp packet a drone strike will instantly blow me to kingdom come
This is actually incredible. Are we sure Chris Morris isn’t feeding him these lines?
April 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Cops can’t be bothered to prosecute people snatching phones out of pedestrians’ hands however if I accidentally drop a crisp packet a drone strike will instantly blow me to kingdom come
I’d tell this prick to fuck off and join the Tories if I didn’t know he’d wear it like a badge of honour
god this man's ideas would be more disastrous for local economies than mephedrone and spice put together
April 30, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I’d tell this prick to fuck off and join the Tories if I didn’t know he’d wear it like a badge of honour
Don’t cry because United squeaked through. Smile because a United-Spurs final will be the funniest thing we watch all season.
April 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Don’t cry because United squeaked through. Smile because a United-Spurs final will be the funniest thing we watch all season.
a distraction it may be but he’s still a human fucking being you besuited bag of offal
Gavin Newsom calls Kilmer Abrego Garcia a “distraction” @washingtonpost.com
What an absolute disgrace he has become.
Beyond repulsive and shameful.
What an absolute disgrace he has become.
Beyond repulsive and shameful.
April 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
a distraction it may be but he’s still a human fucking being you besuited bag of offal
definitely fallen out of love with capeshit over the last few years but I am sorry to report that the Daredevil finale is Very Good
April 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
definitely fallen out of love with capeshit over the last few years but I am sorry to report that the Daredevil finale is Very Good
late-stage brain melt caused by spending all day scrolling through TradWestChad69’s twitter timeline
https://www.wsj.com/politics/elon-musk-children-mothers-ashley-st-clair-grimes-dc7ba05c
https://www.wsj.com/politics/elon-musk-children-mothers-ashley-st-clair-grimes-dc7ba05c
April 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
late-stage brain melt caused by spending all day scrolling through TradWestChad69’s twitter timeline
https://www.wsj.com/politics/elon-musk-children-mothers-ashley-st-clair-grimes-dc7ba05c
https://www.wsj.com/politics/elon-musk-children-mothers-ashley-st-clair-grimes-dc7ba05c
I thought left-leaning folk liked censorship when it came to cringe individuals and groups? weird
Seth Rogen attack on Trump edited out of science awards show coverage
Seth Rogen attack on Trump edited out of science awards show coverage
Presenting an award at the Breakthrough prize ceremony, the actor and writer allegedly accused the president of destroying American science
www.theguardian.com
April 16, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I thought left-leaning folk liked censorship when it came to cringe individuals and groups? weird
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I don't begrudge people who still vote for them or even still hold membership (hell, allies holding membership could be good for when the next leadership election comes along). But don't kid yourself you're changing things from the inside if you support the current leadership
April 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I don't begrudge people who still vote for them or even still hold membership (hell, allies holding membership could be good for when the next leadership election comes along). But don't kid yourself you're changing things from the inside if you support the current leadership
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This is where your Harry Potter money goes
jk rowling funded a case going before the supreme court that argues it should be legal to discriminate against and persecute trans ppl.
yet still we have to listen to ‘centrists’ claiming she isn’t bigoted she just has ‘a difference of opinion’.
no trans ppl have a voice in these proceedings.
yet still we have to listen to ‘centrists’ claiming she isn’t bigoted she just has ‘a difference of opinion’.
no trans ppl have a voice in these proceedings.
April 16, 2025 at 9:50 AM
This is where your Harry Potter money goes
fuck this rabid terf island 👍
April 16, 2025 at 9:07 AM
fuck this rabid terf island 👍
and he’s probably right!
I am convinced a major factor in the tariff disaster is that Trump has so consistently been met with cowardice and capitulation from every quarter in American politics that he imagined other countries would just as easily fold to bullying.
April 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
and he’s probably right!
I’m hearing - accurately - that trump take switch
April 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I’m hearing - accurately - that trump take switch