Dan Twining
@dantwining.bsky.social
Way too emotionally invested in Arsenal and Arsenal Women
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Perfect boy confirmed by VAR
Havertz cant be offside, he’s a perfect boy.
January 28, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Perfect boy confirmed by VAR
Did Havertz just show Ødegaard how to play midfield?
January 28, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Did Havertz just show Ødegaard how to play midfield?
Disasterclass in game management
Bloody on your hands tonight Mikel.
Poor selections, poor performances, embarrassed by a shit Utd side because you don’t respect the absolute basics of football
Bloody on your hands tonight Mikel.
Poor selections, poor performances, embarrassed by a shit Utd side because you don’t respect the absolute basics of football
January 25, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Disasterclass in game management
Bloody on your hands tonight Mikel.
Poor selections, poor performances, embarrassed by a shit Utd side because you don’t respect the absolute basics of football
Bloody on your hands tonight Mikel.
Poor selections, poor performances, embarrassed by a shit Utd side because you don’t respect the absolute basics of football
Can’t believe we kept making mistakes over and over and Saliba decided to play THAT pass
Arsenal players just taking the piss with the lead
Arsenal players just taking the piss with the lead
January 25, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Can’t believe we kept making mistakes over and over and Saliba decided to play THAT pass
Arsenal players just taking the piss with the lead
Arsenal players just taking the piss with the lead
Jesus in the PL just ain’t it fellas
Can’t control the ball, can’t protect it, can’t make good decisions consistently
Can’t control the ball, can’t protect it, can’t make good decisions consistently
January 25, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Jesus in the PL just ain’t it fellas
Can’t control the ball, can’t protect it, can’t make good decisions consistently
Can’t control the ball, can’t protect it, can’t make good decisions consistently
I’m supposed to believe guys like Iraola would rock up to Arsenal and win a title in 5 mins, when he can’t even hold on to multiple goal leads at home?
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I’m supposed to believe guys like Iraola would rock up to Arsenal and win a title in 5 mins, when he can’t even hold on to multiple goal leads at home?
Is it not absolutely nuts that multi billion dollar corporation leaders are going out in the media and being like “please use our product even if you don’t like or need it, or else we will be less rich and we might look bad and stupid also”
Delicious to me
January 22, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Is it not absolutely nuts that multi billion dollar corporation leaders are going out in the media and being like “please use our product even if you don’t like or need it, or else we will be less rich and we might look bad and stupid also”
Fortnite Statham looks like Ten Hag
We can exclusively reveal that action man Jason Statham is coming to Fortnite today.
He lent his chiselled jawline and voice to the game to promote his new movie Shelter as part of a new in-game experience. https://bit.ly/4sQee8l
He lent his chiselled jawline and voice to the game to promote his new movie Shelter as part of a new in-game experience. https://bit.ly/4sQee8l
January 21, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Fortnite Statham looks like Ten Hag
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being such a noted defender of women in sport, i'm sure tnt sports presenter laura woods will be appalled, what with her priority of protecting women.
January 21, 2026 at 8:14 PM
being such a noted defender of women in sport, i'm sure tnt sports presenter laura woods will be appalled, what with her priority of protecting women.
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you do not, under any circumstances, have to say a certain marseille player has "got that swagger about him" on a live tv broadcast.
January 21, 2026 at 8:12 PM
you do not, under any circumstances, have to say a certain marseille player has "got that swagger about him" on a live tv broadcast.
Looking forward to finding out how City’s result means Arsenal are shit actually
January 20, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Looking forward to finding out how City’s result means Arsenal are shit actually
Jesus has scored and I still think he’s crap lol
Passing to Inter there instead of Merino
Passing to Inter there instead of Merino
January 20, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Jesus has scored and I still think he’s crap lol
Passing to Inter there instead of Merino
Passing to Inter there instead of Merino
Ahh, the San Siro. Such Pro Evolution Soccer memories
January 20, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Ahh, the San Siro. Such Pro Evolution Soccer memories
Delightful tactical approach from Bodø/Glimt, this
So many times you see teams set up to defend against city and offer nothing in the other direction, but their direct and counter attacks have been beeeeautiful. Even with a lead they kept going
So many times you see teams set up to defend against city and offer nothing in the other direction, but their direct and counter attacks have been beeeeautiful. Even with a lead they kept going
January 20, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Delightful tactical approach from Bodø/Glimt, this
So many times you see teams set up to defend against city and offer nothing in the other direction, but their direct and counter attacks have been beeeeautiful. Even with a lead they kept going
So many times you see teams set up to defend against city and offer nothing in the other direction, but their direct and counter attacks have been beeeeautiful. Even with a lead they kept going
Damn Rodri didn’t fancy it huh?
Same foul twice, and giveaways leading to goals reminding me of a certain #5 for Arsenal
Same foul twice, and giveaways leading to goals reminding me of a certain #5 for Arsenal
January 20, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Damn Rodri didn’t fancy it huh?
Same foul twice, and giveaways leading to goals reminding me of a certain #5 for Arsenal
Same foul twice, and giveaways leading to goals reminding me of a certain #5 for Arsenal
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there is a secret sauce that makes male video game characters irresistible to women (regardless of sexuality) and it is called “making them a little pathetic”
January 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM
there is a secret sauce that makes male video game characters irresistible to women (regardless of sexuality) and it is called “making them a little pathetic”
Sinners, hell of a film huh
January 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Sinners, hell of a film huh
Love this woe is me Villa chat like the evil league won’t let them spend
They gambled big time on CL qualification last year and fell at the last hurdle, they were in control of these decisions, they knew the rules. Spending 90% of turnover on players was a calculated choice to shortcut CL football
They gambled big time on CL qualification last year and fell at the last hurdle, they were in control of these decisions, they knew the rules. Spending 90% of turnover on players was a calculated choice to shortcut CL football
January 18, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Love this woe is me Villa chat like the evil league won’t let them spend
They gambled big time on CL qualification last year and fell at the last hurdle, they were in control of these decisions, they knew the rules. Spending 90% of turnover on players was a calculated choice to shortcut CL football
They gambled big time on CL qualification last year and fell at the last hurdle, they were in control of these decisions, they knew the rules. Spending 90% of turnover on players was a calculated choice to shortcut CL football
Not to mention the obvious incoming regression on their goalscoring
xG is a nonsense stat when you’re winning, then when you’re not scoring a long shot every week (cough, Phil Foden), all of a sudden it’s “why can’t we score anymore! What’s gone wrong with our players!”
xG is a nonsense stat when you’re winning, then when you’re not scoring a long shot every week (cough, Phil Foden), all of a sudden it’s “why can’t we score anymore! What’s gone wrong with our players!”
January 18, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Not to mention the obvious incoming regression on their goalscoring
xG is a nonsense stat when you’re winning, then when you’re not scoring a long shot every week (cough, Phil Foden), all of a sudden it’s “why can’t we score anymore! What’s gone wrong with our players!”
xG is a nonsense stat when you’re winning, then when you’re not scoring a long shot every week (cough, Phil Foden), all of a sudden it’s “why can’t we score anymore! What’s gone wrong with our players!”
Don’t get it twisted, I had the utmost faith in Emery not taking advantage of us dropping points this weekend. I remember when we had 4th nailed on. He’s the best to ever do it
January 18, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Don’t get it twisted, I had the utmost faith in Emery not taking advantage of us dropping points this weekend. I remember when we had 4th nailed on. He’s the best to ever do it
The internet has radicalised me into fully celebrating our 0-0 draw yesterday
January 18, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The internet has radicalised me into fully celebrating our 0-0 draw yesterday
That last 16ish minutes though…
Boy would I feel different about the team right now if we had Kai coming on instead of Jesus. Just can’t see what Arteta thinks he’s getting from Gabi J against PL level defenders, it’s like we have no one playing striker
Boy would I feel different about the team right now if we had Kai coming on instead of Jesus. Just can’t see what Arteta thinks he’s getting from Gabi J against PL level defenders, it’s like we have no one playing striker
𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝟎-𝟎 𝐀𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐅𝐓
It might feel like a missed opportunity, but Arsenal have extended their lead at the top of the Premier League to seven points with this draw.
The Opta supercomputer rates their title chances at 85.9%. They are still huge favourites.
It might feel like a missed opportunity, but Arsenal have extended their lead at the top of the Premier League to seven points with this draw.
The Opta supercomputer rates their title chances at 85.9%. They are still huge favourites.
January 17, 2026 at 7:53 PM
That last 16ish minutes though…
Boy would I feel different about the team right now if we had Kai coming on instead of Jesus. Just can’t see what Arteta thinks he’s getting from Gabi J against PL level defenders, it’s like we have no one playing striker
Boy would I feel different about the team right now if we had Kai coming on instead of Jesus. Just can’t see what Arteta thinks he’s getting from Gabi J against PL level defenders, it’s like we have no one playing striker
Extremely irritating day of football that started so promisingly
We’ll have to endure a few more weeks of Villa title race talk too now
Blood on your hands, Mikel 😔
We’ll have to endure a few more weeks of Villa title race talk too now
Blood on your hands, Mikel 😔
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Extremely irritating day of football that started so promisingly
We’ll have to endure a few more weeks of Villa title race talk too now
Blood on your hands, Mikel 😔
We’ll have to endure a few more weeks of Villa title race talk too now
Blood on your hands, Mikel 😔
Just don’t understand Jesus getting on ahead of Eze, feels a bit like Eddie Nketiah when he was starting for us
Jesus is not going to be a gamechanger for us (please make me eat my words please)
Jesus is not going to be a gamechanger for us (please make me eat my words please)
January 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Just don’t understand Jesus getting on ahead of Eze, feels a bit like Eddie Nketiah when he was starting for us
Jesus is not going to be a gamechanger for us (please make me eat my words please)
Jesus is not going to be a gamechanger for us (please make me eat my words please)
Just thinking back to the Arsenal fan I unfollowed for saying Spurs are Arsenal’s main rivals this year
January 17, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Just thinking back to the Arsenal fan I unfollowed for saying Spurs are Arsenal’s main rivals this year