Dan Twining
@dantwining.bsky.social
Way too emotionally invested in Arsenal and Arsenal Women
Suppose city were always gonna win at home today, especially with West Ham’s one good defender jetting off to AFCON, but my GOD guys could you not have tried to construct one single attack??? Even a little bit of going up 1-0 excitement to make it seem like a contest
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Suppose city were always gonna win at home today, especially with West Ham’s one good defender jetting off to AFCON, but my GOD guys could you not have tried to construct one single attack??? Even a little bit of going up 1-0 excitement to make it seem like a contest
Gonna win the quiz tonight lads, I can feel it
December 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Gonna win the quiz tonight lads, I can feel it
Grok might actually be goated
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Grok might actually be goated
Lol this is going to be a disaster (if it’s ever even released)
Just completely implausible it can even work in the way they’re talking about it
Just completely implausible it can even work in the way they’re talking about it
New FIFA video game confirmed by Netflix, developed by a studio that's yet to ship anything. https://bit.ly/4qgrktt
December 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Lol this is going to be a disaster (if it’s ever even released)
Just completely implausible it can even work in the way they’re talking about it
Just completely implausible it can even work in the way they’re talking about it
buzzing for the music pub quiz this weekend but if one single question about LadBaby or more specifically LadBaby lyrics comes up I am fucked... and I am accepting this fate
December 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
buzzing for the music pub quiz this weekend but if one single question about LadBaby or more specifically LadBaby lyrics comes up I am fucked... and I am accepting this fate
Villa scoring 3 goals on like 0.5 xG again, City winning 3-0 with a 0.3ish non pen xG
Man we really needed that ugly W yesterday!
Man we really needed that ugly W yesterday!
December 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Villa scoring 3 goals on like 0.5 xG again, City winning 3-0 with a 0.3ish non pen xG
Man we really needed that ugly W yesterday!
Man we really needed that ugly W yesterday!
In case anyone was wondering, future teens remain goated
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
In case anyone was wondering, future teens remain goated
Just had a look at Villa's metrics from this winning streak they've been on, and my GOD is it peak 23 match unbeaten run Unai
Even the 4-0 against Bournemouth was an xG difference of +0.09. So many level xG games breaking their way by 1 goal
What I'm trying to say is... 8th place is calling
Even the 4-0 against Bournemouth was an xG difference of +0.09. So many level xG games breaking their way by 1 goal
What I'm trying to say is... 8th place is calling
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just had a look at Villa's metrics from this winning streak they've been on, and my GOD is it peak 23 match unbeaten run Unai
Even the 4-0 against Bournemouth was an xG difference of +0.09. So many level xG games breaking their way by 1 goal
What I'm trying to say is... 8th place is calling
Even the 4-0 against Bournemouth was an xG difference of +0.09. So many level xG games breaking their way by 1 goal
What I'm trying to say is... 8th place is calling
What did Rob Edwards think he was doing going to Wolves, seriously? Just speedrunning a second relegation at this point
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
What did Rob Edwards think he was doing going to Wolves, seriously? Just speedrunning a second relegation at this point
Has Chelsea’s league title challenge this year been even shorter than Utd/Spurs’ in recent years???
They’re not even in the top 4 just 7 days on from our game against them!
They’re not even in the top 4 just 7 days on from our game against them!
December 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Has Chelsea’s league title challenge this year been even shorter than Utd/Spurs’ in recent years???
They’re not even in the top 4 just 7 days on from our game against them!
They’re not even in the top 4 just 7 days on from our game against them!
Take me back to Samir Nasri warring with his drip doctor/his own account/wife
A simpler and more wholesome time
A simpler and more wholesome time
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Take me back to Samir Nasri warring with his drip doctor/his own account/wife
A simpler and more wholesome time
A simpler and more wholesome time
It’s Opposite Day
Arsenal conceding 2+ xG and losing, city scoring 2 goals from their CBs and only giving up 2 shots, Xavi Simons looking like a competent footballer etc. etc.
Arsenal conceding 2+ xG and losing, city scoring 2 goals from their CBs and only giving up 2 shots, Xavi Simons looking like a competent footballer etc. etc.
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It’s Opposite Day
Arsenal conceding 2+ xG and losing, city scoring 2 goals from their CBs and only giving up 2 shots, Xavi Simons looking like a competent footballer etc. etc.
Arsenal conceding 2+ xG and losing, city scoring 2 goals from their CBs and only giving up 2 shots, Xavi Simons looking like a competent footballer etc. etc.
Please god just give me saliba back
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Please god just give me saliba back
This Arsenal season is not helping to control my anxiety levels
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This Arsenal season is not helping to control my anxiety levels
Marco Silva I am appalled
December 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Marco Silva I am appalled
Walcott is such a bad pundit and it's so disappointing. He's inexplicably trying to argue against the red card because VAR called it, but then goes on to say it was the right decision. He seems like he has no opinions of his own and just tries to agree with the others
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Walcott is such a bad pundit and it's so disappointing. He's inexplicably trying to argue against the red card because VAR called it, but then goes on to say it was the right decision. He seems like he has no opinions of his own and just tries to agree with the others
I’m just confused as to how a game with about 7 million fouls and goal kicks in it ends up with 4 mins added time
November 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m just confused as to how a game with about 7 million fouls and goal kicks in it ends up with 4 mins added time
Relatable
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Relatable
A damn shame no plates were served by Philip tonight
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
A damn shame no plates were served by Philip tonight
Pep trying to make a point that they’re not over reliant on Haaland by leaving him out and subsequently getting cooked by the farmers of Leverkusen is a delightful sub plot
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Pep trying to make a point that they’re not over reliant on Haaland by leaving him out and subsequently getting cooked by the farmers of Leverkusen is a delightful sub plot
This Arsenal side man
I went into this game with almost no nerves at all and it’s a god damn North London Derby where we could stretch our lead at the top, with multiple key absences. What a satisfying performance and result!
I went into this game with almost no nerves at all and it’s a god damn North London Derby where we could stretch our lead at the top, with multiple key absences. What a satisfying performance and result!
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This Arsenal side man
I went into this game with almost no nerves at all and it’s a god damn North London Derby where we could stretch our lead at the top, with multiple key absences. What a satisfying performance and result!
I went into this game with almost no nerves at all and it’s a god damn North London Derby where we could stretch our lead at the top, with multiple key absences. What a satisfying performance and result!
Oh okay so 28 Years Later is here to make me cry like a lil bitch huh? I came to laugh at the zombie with a big hog and now I think I’ll never recover
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Oh okay so 28 Years Later is here to make me cry like a lil bitch huh? I came to laugh at the zombie with a big hog and now I think I’ll never recover
Arsenal women are literally never going to be back, every season is some version of a lost season
Even when other teams fall off we find a way to fall off harder
How do you win the champions league and get so much worse?
Even when other teams fall off we find a way to fall off harder
How do you win the champions league and get so much worse?
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Arsenal women are literally never going to be back, every season is some version of a lost season
Even when other teams fall off we find a way to fall off harder
How do you win the champions league and get so much worse?
Even when other teams fall off we find a way to fall off harder
How do you win the champions league and get so much worse?
Arsenal women this season… why are we so shit again? Losing from 2 up in the most permissible way possible
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Arsenal women this season… why are we so shit again? Losing from 2 up in the most permissible way possible
Today was a weird day and it felt like something bad was coming. Bayern drew, Leipzig lost, Dortmund drew with a 96th minute equaliser
The way we turned it around and then 7 mins went up on the board in a game where elbows to the face were permitted but everything else is a foul.. man
The way we turned it around and then 7 mins went up on the board in a game where elbows to the face were permitted but everything else is a foul.. man
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Today was a weird day and it felt like something bad was coming. Bayern drew, Leipzig lost, Dortmund drew with a 96th minute equaliser
The way we turned it around and then 7 mins went up on the board in a game where elbows to the face were permitted but everything else is a foul.. man
The way we turned it around and then 7 mins went up on the board in a game where elbows to the face were permitted but everything else is a foul.. man